64 incisive and funny jokes in one sentence.

Practice one breath inside first, and practice one fart outside.

Second, it begins with liking and ends with understanding.

Third, I am not kind. Don't push your luck.

You are dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

No one can take anything that belongs to me!

Six, no dreams, at least you can dream.

Seven, there is only one me, cherish or discard whatever you want.

Eight, water spilled, Lao tze don't even need a basin.

Nine, the head is big, the neck is thick, and the action is stupid like a pig!

Ten, want to see me bow, you have to kneel to see clearly.

Eleven, this society, there is no right or wrong, only strength.

12. I can give you enough face or slap you.

Thirteen, when you hug, you will never see each other's expression.

Recently, the horse began to turn into a donkey's leg, and the cloud turned into rain!

Fifteen, life is not only a distant life, but also an invitation from my predecessor.

Sixteen, life has advanced and retreated, and you can't lose your mood if you lose anything.

17. Whoever disturbs my silence will be destroyed by me.

Eighteen, before I could intervene, I was pulled out.

19. Don't envy others' happiness. Maybe it's for you.

It's no use adding salt after the relationship between you and me has faded.

Don't try to change me, all you can do is obey and leave.

Twenty-two, buddy psychological quality is good, just like no psychological quality.

23. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

I know you're kidding me.

Twenty-six, no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Twenty-seven, where there is a phobia of choice, oh, not just because there is no money.

Twenty-eight, the season of black silk flooding, what makes our thick legs feel sorry?

Twenty-nine, life can not be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready before cooking!

When it comes to love, I think I have always had the perfect emotional cleanliness!

Thirty-one, if one day, you say you miss me, I will say to you: it's late.

Holding things that don't belong to me tightly in your hand will only hurt yourself.

Thirty-three, the highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

Thirty-four, don't talk about things with weather-beaten faces, beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not chic.

Thirty-five, educated people are educated, and uneducated people have more aura than him.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Thirty-seven, I am a very principled person. My principle is to do whatever you like.

Thirty-eight, some things are not that I don't care, but what should I do if I care!

I have a lot to say, but I can't say it because it's not cool.

Forty, flowers don't bloom often, and youth doesn't often. Get in love while you are still young.

Forty-one, don't always shout around that the world has abandoned you, because the world doesn't belong to you.

Forty-two, I dare not talk while eating chocolate, because people will think I am eating shit.

Forty-three, don't despise me. I'll give you a number plate. Wait in line first and despise it when you arrive.

Forty-four, in love, there are always disappointed people, not who you love, who will love you.

45. Don't comfort me if you leave me, because every sewing will also meet the pain of puncture.

46. I love you. You are the only one in my heart. Who do you think you are when I don't want you?

Forty-seven, stop playing. I know the people who really care about me, just those few.

48. I was born in the countryside. I have farmed. My family has no money. I'm serious about living for myself.

Forty-nine, have time to do skin care. Men and women are all the same. You can't catch up after 30.

Fifty, you let me know what means by hook or by crook, and I'll let you know what means by tit for tat.

If poverty limits your imagination, why can you think of so many ways to save money?

Fifty-two, youth, we should bravely sing our own voices, even if no one applauds, we should sing loudly.

53. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

54. Living in the best and worst times, I must treat everything with a fucking attitude.

55. I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

56. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. Scared me to death.

57. When you understand that you can only get out of any predicament by yourself, you will redefine the relationships that make you depend on.

Fifty-eight, no one is born heartless, they all experience and see too much they don't want to see, and finally choose.

Fifty-nine, when you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

60. All harmony and balance, health and bodybuilding, success and happiness are all caused by the upward psychology of optimism and hope.

It really doesn't matter how good he is. This is his. How good he is to you is what really matters. It belongs to you.

Although twisted melon is not sweet, sometimes I don't care whether it is sweet or not. I just want to screw it off. I'll be happy if I screw it off.

I don't know what will happen tomorrow. I'm not looking forward to it at all. However, I won't run away, I can survive and heal myself. I'm great.

Sixty-four, cooking, call the cook; A person who keeps horses is called a groom; Those who cultivate the land are called farmers; Butchers sell meat; Martial arts, called Beowulf; If you drive, call the driver; I am in charge of the accounts. I'll do anything you want!