Homophonic joke story

Selected stories of homophonic jokes (General 12)

The story describes it as an abnormal phenomenon on the basis of realistic cognitive view. It is a literary genre, focusing on the description of the development process of events. It emphasizes the vividness and coherence of the plot and is more suitable for oral narration. Let me tell you a homophonic joke story. Welcome to read!

Homophonic joke story 1 One day, a rich man wanted to buy a car, but he hesitated because the car dealership didn't have a Geely license plate number. The owner of the car dealership came over and said with a smile, "This license plate is good, 00544 (let me try), and no one dares to mess around, right?" !

The rich man was moved and bought the car at once, but something happened the next day. The rich man got off the bus angrily, thinking that you would dare to hit this car, but as soon as he got off the bus, he left in despair. The other party's original license plate is 44944 (just try it).

Homophonic joke story 2 A cook was invited to hold a banquet, and he brought a little cook. The cook stole many things while cooking: he hid the fungus in the little cook's hat; Pig heart and pig lungs are hidden in the arms of the little cook; The large intestine is wrapped around the waist of the little cook; Sugarcane is inserted in the pants of the little cook; The egg was put under the arm by the little chef.

He suspected that the fungus was stolen less, so he asked his master for fungus.

The host said: "The fungus is on the cabinet. Take it! "

Thinking it was him, the little cook panicked and took off his hat from his head.

When the cook saw that the little cook had collapsed, he scolded severely, "Where is your heart?"

The little cook quickly took out his heart and lungs and said, "Here it is."

In a rage, the cook kicked the little cook to the ground with one foot, only to hear "crack" and "crack", the eggs were beaten, the sugarcane was broken, and the large intestine at the waist fell off.

When the master saw it, he shouted in horror, "If he steals, he steals. You beat him to a broken waist, leg and stomach. How can you get it? "

Homophonic joke story 3 Teacher Wang went to take part in a Chinese exam and said to his deskmate, "I got 99 points in the exam, but I was scolded by the teacher." Alas "

Miss Li, the deskmate, said, "Which one is wrong?"

"Isn't it just writing ancestors as inferior ancestors!" Miss Wang said.

Miss Li fainted on the spot.

Homophonic joke story 4 "Animal World" is playing on TV. Xiao Ming watched with relish, and grandpa caught lice on the kang.

"What's on?" Grandpa asked.

"Lion." Xiao Ming said.

"lice?" Grandpa asked in surprise.

"yes." Xiao Ming loves to ignore reason.

"Is there any way to get rid of lice? Did you talk about it on TV? " Grandpa asked again.

"Get rid of? It is illegal to remove lice, it is a protected animal. " Xiao Ming said seriously.

Grandpa, who has always been honest, stopped and asked, "What about preventing fleas?"

Homophonic joke story 5 After a couple got married, the husband said to his wife with a puzzled face, "What do you call them when your dad is with my dad in the future?" What if I let' Dad' answer these two questions? "

The wife replied, "It's very simple. Just add a surname in front of your father and call him Wang Dad (tortoise). "

I lifted my bra.

A teacher who doesn't know Taiwanese but likes to speak Taiwanese. On this day, the classmates taught him: "Wow, build first (I'll go first)."

Proud of him, he dazzled other teachers after class: "I lifted my bra!" " "

Another teacher listened: "You lift slowly, I'll come first."

Homophonic joke story 6 A man came to the cake room with his daughter and said to the salesman, "Please make me a birthday cake."

Salesman: "Do you want to write anything on it?"

Daughter: "Happy birthday, Mom."

Salesman: "Ah! Your pig is so lucky! "

In Chinese class, Xiao Ming didn't listen carefully when the teacher was talking about text analysis. Suddenly, the teacher asked, "Xiao Ming, please answer. What does the article 1 2 explain?" Xiao Ming was stunned and said, "Did the article make a clean break that he broke up with Ma Yili?"

Homophonic joke story 8 The bus I drove arrived at the station that day, and the passengers got off in a column. At the moment when the door was about to close, a lady shouted outside the door; "I will die in your car! ''

I was so nervous that I closed the door immediately, stepped on the gas pedal and thought; "There are many strange people in this city. ''

Unexpectedly, the lady called a taxi to chase my bus and finally stopped.

The door opened and the lady shouted again; "Why don't you stop? I will die in your car! ''

I dare not ask her; "Young lady, what are you working hard for? ''

He angrily walked to a seat, then picked up a bunch of keys and said to me; "I will die in your [key] car! ''

Homophonic joke story 9 serves food, let's get a mixed face first. A large plate of thin face was served, followed by several dishes of ingredients and sauces. Miss didn't pay attention when serving, and a drop of sauce spilled on a buddy's pants. That buddy is also deliberately teasing, pretending to be unhappy and asking the young lady: "What should I do?"

The young lady said calmly, "Whatever you want."

"What do you say?"

"What do you want to do?"

"What do you usually do here?"

"Why don't I help you?"

"Very good."

I saw the young lady quickly pour several dishes of ingredients and sauces on the rapier, holding chopsticks in one hand and spoons in the other, and stirring them with several brushes. Then he said to his buddy, "Sir, you can eat."

The buddy stared at the plate for a long time without saying anything, and another colleague said "thank you" to the lady for him.

The main course is served-roast leg of lamb, a big plate of meat bones and a plate of salt and pepper. A Beijing buddy loves this mouth so much that he grabbed a leg of lamb unceremoniously. Click is a bite, and he eats and drinks.

The young lady looked at it and said, "Sir, this should be dipped."

My friend is skeptical about this. He looked at the young lady and then at his local colleagues. A local colleague said, "It tastes better when dipped in it."

The buddy then stood up with a leg of lamb and clicked again.

The young lady hurried over and asked, "Do you need anything, sir?"

"ah? No. "

"Then please sit down and eat."

The buddy sat down and muttered, looking at everyone, lost. Carefully hold the leg of lamb to your mouth and take a careful bite.

Homophonic joke story 10 Li Dazhang, a famous scholar in Hebei Province, is very afraid of his wife. If he disobeys his wife's orders, she will punish him for sitting still, making his hair into the shape of a needle and thread plaque, putting a lamp bowl in it, and then lighting the lamp. Li Dazhuang's body did not dare to move or catch his breath, just like a dead wooden head or a clay doll. Friends who saw him punished joked with him and said, you are a lampstand at home.

One day, his wife suddenly fell ill and had to use crows as medicine. At that time, before the snow melted, it was difficult to catch crows with nets. Li Dazhuang didn't get a crow, and his wife was furious and wanted to hit him with a stick. Da Zhuang was afraid, so he stepped on the sand to lure crows with food, and only caught one.

A friend joked about him and said: saints regard phoenix as auspicious. You caught a crow and escaped your wife's beating. This crow seems to be Dark Phoenix.

Homophonic joke story 1 1 Once upon a time there was a thief who often had money to buy things. A fool envied him very much and once asked him: How could you steal? The thief replied: I am good at stealing for only one reason: whenever I steal other people's property, I will put a branch made of crows and magpies in my hand so that others can't see me. Fools believe what thieves say.

One day, he really went to the crow's nest, holding a branch in his hand, and then went to a family to steal property, and was caught and beaten. When being beaten, the fool also said: I was beaten down by you, and you couldn't see me.

Homophonic joke story 12 There was a boss who bought a new car, but he was worried about the driver he hired, fearing that the driver would replace the parts of the new car with the old one to make a profit. He can't drive himself, so he has to ask the driver every move.

Once he went out by car, the car slowed down and got up soon.

"What's the matter?" The boss asked the driver.

"Nothing, sir, I just changed gears."

The boss turned to his friend next to him and whispered, "Look, he didn't even let me change gears. I must give him up. "

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