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The Monkey King's love letter to Bai.

Dear Xiao Bai:

I'm Wukong. I miss you so much for so many years! I came to you to admit that I hit you three times that year. I don't know how many times I turned the somersault cloud to find you. I'm a somersault cloud! Unfortunately, nothing has been achieved so far. It is really "it is easier to see it when it is not." Now with the internet, it is more powerful and convenient than my somersault cloud. I hope you can read this letter even if the sea is boundless.

Please forgive me for misunderstanding you in those days. You see, except for a time when I had a big fight in heaven, I followed orders from now on. At that time, my task was to protect the master from going to India on business. Unlike today's airplanes, it is difficult for us to cross mountains and rivers. Meeting you in the mountains and forests is also a reflection of instinct.

Later, I let go. At that time, when you saw that we were hungry, you kindly sent us food. Some people say that you want to eat my master's meat, but this is really unfair. If you really eat my master's meat, I can't help you at all, because every time I hit you with a stick, you disappear into the smoke and then appear again. You are in the dark and I am in the light. Giving me a sword in the back is really enough for me, but if you don't scold me back, you won't talk back. That's what martial arts experts do. You've seen me ungrateful three times. Let us go with a sigh. Then someone made up a story to frame you. You are really more wronged than Dou E. You should relax, too. Celebrities nowadays are often envied and disfigured by rumors flying all over the sky. Fortunately, I understand you and your many fans. I admire you as a heroic woman. If I have not misunderstood you, please cooperate. Journey to the west will not be so difficult, and the history of westward journey will be rewritten. Hey! There is no regret medicine in the world!

It's time to talk about what happened later. After returning from India, the master presided over the Buddhist holy land of Jiuhua Mountain, and also wrote Memoirs of Learning from the Western Heaven, which caused a sensation in the literary world and was translated into more than 50 languages and became a world masterpiece. The next Nobel Prize in Literature is his. Brother Sha devoted himself to Zen and gained a lot. He often publishes articles on Buddhist studies. Bajie and I have been back to the customs and have been in business for many years. The ups and downs during this period are very complicated. I will tell you in detail when we meet one day.

Let's start with the master's question about marriage and love. Now the law allows monks to get married. Master married Spider Spirit in the Silk Cave. Oh, no, now people call her Miss Zhi Zhu. Miss Zhi Zhu said that she took a fancy to Master in those years, and she said that she wanted to eat Tang Seng meat because she was afraid of jokes. Now that the world has changed, she doesn't care anymore. She told her master about her love again and again. The master was moved and they became husband and wife.

Bajie missed Xiuying of Gaolaozhuang and looked around, but Gaolaozhuang turned into the expressway. He tried his best to find her. Xiuying's parents and later married husband died, and she took a son who went to junior high school and lived a hard life. Although she has an old affection for Bajie, she doesn't want to implicate Bajie. Bajie said many times that he would take his son as his own, saying that as long as he is not lazy and willing to use his head, life will never be bad. So they got married (actually remarried), and the husband and wife worked together to get their present family business.

Shage's marriage is still my guide. Well, I found a dating site for you online, and I think you must be here. I suggested that Shage come here to find someone and registered him. He was lucky to find it soon, and now they have deep feelings and love each other. They also asked me to take a letter to thank the stationmaster.

I am more lonely when they are paired, because it is not good to disturb their two-person world. They are also worried about me, saying that I am too picky. Later, they knew I was thinking about you, so they asked around for you. They also sent different messages about you, saying that you are a rich woman and drive a luxury private car. Say that you are working hard in the workshop; Say you are a white-collar divorcee with a child; He also said that you open a small shop or factory ... I don't know which version is true. God's world is different from the world. "It's only one day in the sky and a thousand years on earth." In today's ever-changing world, people are wrapped in trends, and anything is possible. But no matter what you do, my feelings for you are endless.

Dear Xiao Bai, when I hit you with my first stick, I saw you give me a deep look before you became invisible, and I wanted to stop talking. How can I understand your heart at that time? Later, Princess Tiefan said that you told her about me. You said everything you did in those years was for me. I was so excited that I stayed up all night. You also said that the monster I worked so hard to catch was either the mount of the Jade Emperor, the Jade Rabbit of Guanyin, or the pet of Daxian. They use their nepotism to hurt one party, and they don't punish or compensate others for their losses afterwards. Officials are insatiable, and Wukong didn't come for nothing. What you said is exactly what makes me depressed. I sigh that someone in this world really understands me! It's not just understanding, it's knowing each other, it's tacit understanding, it's telepathy, it's a bosom friend … I'm so touched! If you had been there, I would have kissed you enough before sunset. I asked Princess Iron Fan where you were, and she said she didn't know either. No wonder everyone is grasping the economy now. She set up an iron fan company to sell her electric fans.

Dear Xiao Bai, please reply to me as soon as you receive this letter. We are both old, so I beg you to marry me as soon as possible. If you have a career you can't get rid of, I will come to you, but I will never eat soft rice, or help you with your career, or start your own business, or find another job. If you have any scruples or thoughts about your work and life, we'll discuss the arrangement. What is more important than our kindness and love? If you are willing to come to our office, we can start a new business. My Guo Hua is great. I have the right time, place and people here. As long as we work hard and use our brains, we will have fruitful results. There are many projects in the world. There are many fruits in Huaguoshan, so you can start a fruit company. You can also process the fruit into a series of nutritious juices, which are absolutely free of Sudan red and melamine. Let the world look at the food industry from a new perspective of our products. Also, the golden hoop I used in wartime has been useless in my ears for a long time. Now we can develop it into a golden hoop collar and lollipop in peacetime. This is turning swords into plows and turning hostilities into jade. You see, China's economic aggregate is now firmly in the second place, and a multi-level world is no longer possible. Join hands to help the country's economic take-off and contribute to the early realization of the Sino-US world pattern.

"Married, love each other forever", after we get married, we will run our business together, and our feelings will certainly increase day by day. I promise to love you all my life, treat you well, take good care of you and make you happy. Successful career and sweet love complement each other, how happy this life should be! The seven fairies love Yong Dong, so they can give up their luxurious life. If I can express Qi Mei's respect and love to you, I will not hesitate to give up my wandering life. After all, the seven fairies are weak women among the immortals, and they will eventually be subject to heaven. And I don't belong to anyone, so no one will take care of me and no one will bother us. We can be stable, sweet and sweet, and stay together for a long time. So, I was looking for you. I am waiting for you. Come on!

Deeply in love with you-Wukong is a monkey.