Excuse me, do you know some jokes? Tongtenuto

1. In the elevator, a girl is holding something, and a diaosi man asks: What floor are you on?

Girl: 9th floor.

Diaosi Man: Press it quickly, it will be over soon!

2. Wait for me in a studio once. When I went out to look for Miss Doby, I whispered outside: 306, here comes the lady you are looking for. Open the door!

Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me, come to my side when you are finished!

3. Wedding, groom: Actually, after I fell in love with you, I loved many people. . .

There was an uproar under the stage and the bride was shocked.

Seeing this scene, the groom continued with satisfaction: Many people, including your parents, your family and your friends. . . The applause thundered.

The bride paused and asked, Does it include my boudoir?

I bought a pair of trousers online, but they are too big. In order not to waste money on pants, I eat like hell. After half a month, I finally put it on, and then I found that the old pants could not be worn. . .

As a guest friend's house, the host invited us to dinner, and we had a good chat. Suddenly the power went out, and we farted when we leaned a little closer. We felt different, so we touched our hands and got them wet. We scoffed: Shit!

Suddenly the electricity came, sorry, put it on the steamed stuffed bun and swallowed it: the sauce is good!

1, "Watch the beautiful sunset at the same table."

"Speak human words!"

"Miscellaneous TM is not a school! ! ! "

In the third grade of primary school, I bullied my deskmate until one day her father came to give her an umbrella and saw her father's bald tattoo.

I asked her, "What does your father do?"

She said drug dealer!

Never bully her again! Until one day, I saw her father selling rat poison in the street. . .

I am an art student, and I asked my friend if I could draw a picture of him as my homework.

He agreed. I drew it and handed it in. I only got a C.

I asked why I was given such a low score, and the professor said that I drew the wrong scale: "The head is too big, the shoulders are too wide, and the arms are too thin."

The next day, I took my friend to see the professor.

The professor glanced at his friend and said, "All right, A."

4. I was playing with my mobile phone with relish in class, and suddenly my classmate sitting by the window shouted: Attention, the headmaster is coming.

I quickly hid my mobile phone, cleared my throat and said, classmates, today we are going to talk about the third chapter.

In order to tidy up the sleeping students in class, the teacher set up a bed beside the platform. He pointed to the bed and said to the students, "whoever sleeps in class will come here to sleep in the future, so as not to feel uncomfortable!" "

As a result, none of the students slept after a class.

Xiaojie, who usually loves to sleep in class, complained, "Who dares to sleep in bed? I know the teacher is in class, but I don't know. I thought it was a memorial service! "