Crosstalk cantonese jokes

Mom: "honey, mom is busy. Where are the clothes hanging outside?" Don't let anyone steal it. If you need anything, call me. "

Baby: "hmm"

A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?"

Baby: "5 years old"

Thief: "What's your name?"

Baby: "My name is Xiaohu."

Thief: "Do you know me?"

Baby: "I don't know"

Thief: "Let's play together. My name is Doby. I'm teasing you. You call me, call me. "

Baby: "tease you"

Thief: "Good, great."

The thief took the clothes, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our coats."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "Take a good look."

The thief took the pants, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our pants."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "This child. I'll hit you later, don't scream. "

The thief took the quilt list, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our quilt list."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Mother: "This child. If you are dishonest, I will hit you. "

The thief left, and mother came out: "Where are our clothes?"

Baby: "Take it away."

Mother: "Who is it?"

Baby: "tease you"

Extended data

Compared with the traditional narrative art (such as storytelling and stories), stand-up crosstalk focuses on reflecting the dialogue between characters in content, mainly relying on dialogue to form a burden and shape the image. Because the organization of the burden in his creation is restricted by the plot and character, it is very difficult to create stand-up crosstalk.

Story stand-up crosstalk has almost disappeared in recent years, while discussion stand-up crosstalk has given way to counterpart crosstalk because of the insurmountable contradiction between content and form.

There is no regulation on the length of stand-up crosstalk. Some people can talk for several days, some people can talk for twenty or thirty minutes or even three or five minutes, and many small paragraphs can be finished in half a day.

So stand-up crosstalk is different from "big joke" and "small joke". A "big joke" is organized by many "small jokes", which is a bit like a chapter. Many of the contents of this form are adapted from historical legends (especially in the Qing Dynasty), and some are adapted from long stories circulated by the people, such as Jiangnan Wei, Wu Sanhan's resistance to grain and Ma Shou.