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A little red lip is not good enough for me. What do you mean?

A little red lip is not good enough for me. This is not a poem. It's a reply from a scholar who supported him to become the top scholar.

A little lip angle is tasted by thousands of people, how can it be worth the birth of my scholar Lang.

Legend has it that in the Ming and Qing dynasties, in the land of fireworks, there was a woman with both talents and looks. She is different from a vase, proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and blurts out poems and songs. This woman has many rich people's pursuits, but she likes a poor scholar.

The poor scholar was bent on becoming famous, saying that he would come back to talk about marriage with this woman when he was successful, but because he was extremely poor and had no money to go to Beijing to catch the exam, the woman gave all her savings to the scholar to study and go to Beijing to catch the exam.

When the poor scholar took the exam, the woman waited for several years, waiting for him to come back and marry her every day. See you later. It's a lot of trouble. The poor scholar won the title of champion lang in one fell swoop, and the emperor personally sealed the official position. However, the poor scholar was ungrateful and married the princess of the dynasty and became a very distinguished couple.

Later, after this incident was known by this woman, she was heartbroken, so she wrote to ask the champion what the reason was, and did she forget the friendship of that year? After receiving this letter, the scholar wrote 14 and replied to the woman's letter. The letter said, with a little lip angle, thousands of people will taste it. How can I be worthy of being the champion? The woman soon died of depression.