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What's so special about Longwen?

Qinglongyang is suitable for people with heavy yin. If you can resist sports, as long as your Qinglong is orthodox enough and the color is right enough, you are not afraid of any evil things-that is, dirty things. Don't think it's a good thing that yin is heavy. Although you sometimes have psychic ability, you can occasionally see something that ordinary people can't see, but you are not afraid of yourself when you see it. When you get old, you will get more diseases than others. Qinglong is not evil. Sometimes some children get tattoos without knowing anything. Although they are their own, they are not serious, unlike the dragon and Guan Gong. The dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is very strange. People who want to tattoo dragons must find someone who understands Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable before tattooing. If this thing doesn't have it,

The dragons tattooed by the younger brothers: Panlong-Qinglong Panlong. Many people used to tattoo this kind of dragon, but now these people are too old. Because brachiosaurus means God bless. After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood. I don't think anyone wants to die early However, I have seen many people tattooing Brachiosaurus, all of them are blind tattoos, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all, so you can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road! The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon! Cross-legged dragon-the dragon is coiled on the leg, indicating that this person has hard roots. Most people can't touch him. There are many people tattooing this kind of dragon, of all ages. Shoulder-carrying dragon-Many people tattoo this kind of dragon on the road. My uncle does. Four-clawed. There is nothing to talk about, just a dragon on the road. Yunlong-this is the most. Usually the chest or back. It covers a large area. The dragon comes out of the water-it is said that it represents a person who just started out. Let's talk about the more powerful dragon over the shoulder-there is a saying on the road that all the brothers on the road step on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes? So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Double-shouldered Dragon-People in Tianjin who are about 40-50 years old have this tattoo. It must be for people on the road. Shoulder dragons are two little dragons, not as big as Shoulder Dragons. This is the dragon that reminds me of the underworld the most. Fan Jianglong-This is a very powerful dragon. Most people don't get tattoos. Let's talk about the best dragon resistance-the dragon head is in the heart, the dragon body is from the chest to the back, and the tail is in the lower back. It's like a man fighting a dragon. Frontal dragon-tattooing this dragon means that this person does not bow to anyone. Generally speaking, people who are not very awesome are absolutely afraid to get tattoos. Everyone has heard of the joke "Pipi shrimp plays pinball", right? Dragon playing with beads-this is a very, very powerful dragon. I don't know what it means, but this kind of dragon belongs to the imperial dragon just like the dragon with a straight face. Shoulder buckle dragon-this kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon's design is roughly that the dragon's head hangs from the right shoulder armor on its back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body lurks on its back. Its two front paws are buckled on the muscles connected with the shoulders, and its two rear paws are attached to the thighs (some are attached to the buttocks), and the dragon tail extends from the lower left side of the waist to the left neck! Hehe, this kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road!

Dragon claw: generally 4 claws and 5 claws. Five claws are emperor claws. Four claws are ordinary claws. Most people have four claws. Nowadays, many people have tattooed three-claw dragons. What do you mean? Whether to draw a clear line with the underworld. Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And big brother opens (tattoos) longan himself!

Gregorian calendar of birth:199265438+8: 00 on Saturday, February 26th;

Born in the lunar calendar: Ren Shennian1February 3rd;

Date of birth: Ren Shen, Ren Zi, Bing Zi, Ren Chen (Sun Kongshen, You);

It is suggested that besides dragons, some clouds or seawater should be tattooed.

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There are many ways to tattoo dragons, each with a different meaning! Let's talk about carrying dragons on one's shoulders first: there is a saying on the road that all brothers on the road are on the rivers and lakes. Where are the rivers and lakes? So some people compare the shoulders of brothers on the rivers and lakes to! ! As the saying goes, the raptors don't cross the river, so people who really mix in the road rarely tattoo the shoulder dragons! Because Shoulder-backed Dragon has another name "Dragon Crossing the River"! Second time, Brachiosaurus: Brachiosaurus is very popular with brothers in the world, because Brachiosaurus means God bless! After all, the brothers on the road live a life of licking blood. I don't think anyone wants to die early However, I have seen many people tattooing Brachiosaurus, all of them are blind tattoos, and they don't pay attention to order and color at all, so you can see at a glance that they are not brothers on the road! The brothers on the road are all tattooed on their left arms, and the tattoo is Brachiosaurus! Not a colorful dragon! Finally, I'll talk about the Shoulder-buttoned Dragon: this kind of dragon tattoo is rare. The dragon's design is roughly that the dragon's head hangs from the right shoulder armor on the back to the right chest, and then the whole dragon body is entrenched on the back. The two front paws are buckled on the muscles connected with the arms on the shoulders (I forgot what the muscles are called for a moment), and the two rear paws are attached to the thighs (some are attached to the hips). The dragon tail extends from the lower left waist to the left neck! Hehe, this kind of dragon can't be tattooed unless it's the eldest brother on the road! Generally speaking, Brother Tianxia won't tattoo longan. Longan can only be opened (tattooed) with the consent of his eldest brother! And the (tattooed) longan opened by big brother himself ~