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How do I feel when I lose my money?

Lack of money, talk about recommendation.

1) I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

2) If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, give him two Chinese before resigning and kill him.

4) Once you have money, you will blur the line between consumption and waste.

5) Love doesn't necessarily mean money, and money doesn't necessarily mean love.

6) All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves.

7) If I am too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing had happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart.

8) Making money is difficult, tiring, bitter and not easy; Spending money is easy, spending money is cool, spending money is fun, and spending money is a living fairy; May you have a good way to make money, with money around you, rolling in financial resources and endless happiness!

9) Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

10) a hundred gold buys a horse, and a thousand gold buys a beauty; Where can I buy youth if I buy a senior official?

Talk about the recent lack of money.

1) When there is no money, my wife's secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

2) Love and money are the wings of an airplane, without which we can't fly.

3) For a wasteful person, money is round, while for a thrifty person, money is flat and can be piled up in pieces.

4) Money is like the sixth sense officer. Without money, it is impossible to make full use of other senses.

5) As long as you have money, you are destined to belong to everyone.

6) I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

7) Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.

8) The poor do not recognize money and are ashamed to live and suffer; Rich people don't talk about money, and hungry people don't know how hungry they are.

9) Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

10) I worked hard for you for three years, but it only took him three days to squander his money on you.

Talking about the mood of lack of money

1) My father asked me what I wanted in life. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

2) I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.

3) between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

4) Money can buy a person's body, but it cannot buy a person's love.

5) Money is a passport, which enables us to get rid of any regional army except Heaven; At the same time, it can also provide us with anything except happiness.

Money is like fertilizer. It's useless if it's not scattered in the fields.

The way to make money is through physical strength, knowledge and Qian Shengqian.

8) Money is a new form of slavery. It is different from the old slavery system: there is no personal relationship with slaves and no personality exchange.

9) Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad at the same time.

10) making money is like swallow mud, and spending money is like a river bursting its banks. Diligence without thrift is like a needle without thread May you manage your family diligently, learn to manage your finances, be happy and auspicious, and accompany you forever!

Love is based on money, which is not news. It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

12) A successful husband has more money than his wife can spend; A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

13) It's sad to have no money, but it's even sadder to have money.

14) Can you choose life? It's always like this. I envy you leisure and you envy me money.

15) Money can't solve all the problems, but it can solve most of them!

16) Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

17) I heard that getting married recently was very cheap, and the civil affairs bureau got it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

18) Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value.

19) Good friends don't need too many. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

20) it is difficult to make money, it is difficult to go to the sky, I don't know where my wife is, and I am afraid of spending money; It's easy to spend money to catch my breath. As long as I am here, my wife will not be soft! I wish my friend a good wife, manage the family well and save money well!

2 1) We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn the stone into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dirt!

22) It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

23) Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

24) When you don't earn enough money, life has no end. Be filial to your parents, please don't give yourself a reason to wait.

25) The most important thing for us to live in this world is to be happy. Whether we are happy or not has nothing to do with the age of the rich and the poor.

26) The truly rich are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

27) The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

28) Wealth leads to more greedy people than greed leads to rich people.

29) If a man wants to be rich, he has something to do with everyone.

30) A woman's Excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

3 1) The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

32) People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

33) Money is a useful thing, but it will only bring you happiness when you are satisfied, otherwise it will have no positive significance except annoyance and jealousy.

Money is disgusting. You can use it for good or bad.

35) Money is a language that any country can understand and can be used in various ways.

36) Do most people work before they get paid, or do they work before they get paid?

With money, you can do a lot of things in this world, but only youth can't be bought with money.

38) You laugh at me for having nothing, and I pity you for having money to pretend.

39) I'm not nice to you without money and power. Can you follow me?

40) Not all girls love money, so don't think me so vulgar.

The above is about the lack of money brought by everyone's finishing. Friends in need can come for specific reference, hoping to bring useful help to everyone.

Chapter two: Talk about the feeling of losing money.

1, I'm not crazy. Yes, I'm trying to make money. What equality do I have with you?

We didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old. -Classic talk about money

3, if you don't pick up the money, you will lose it!

I just patted my wallet, but it's nothing, I just hope it will swell up.

5. Raise your own pretty boy with your husband's money.

6. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past! ! !

7. I believe my life can't stop there. Talk about the classics of money. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future

8. When we are rich, buy two cups of soybean milk, drink one and pour another.

9. It is difficult for the grandson to write the questions, and the son is strict in marking the papers. I can't, and the paper is wasted.

10, you are an idiot when you are happy and a madman when you are sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. To live is a tragedy, but to die.

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There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

12, if I'm too lazy to explain your scolding, as if nothing happened, it can only show that you are really not a dime important in my heart. -

13, as long as you have money, you are destined to belong to everyone. Talk about the classics of money.

14, Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

15 You laughed at me for having nothing. I pity you for pretending to be forced by money.

16, what's the use of wearing 30 thousand clothes? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

17, money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.

18, I'm dying. I still have 30 cents. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

19, school is like a watch, you can go to school if you pay.

20, I heard that marriage is very cheap, the Civil Affairs Bureau [9 yuan] gets it done, it's my treat.

2 1, you drink dichlorvos as cola, 80 cents 12 Jin of your head, right? Don't tell me about your social life. Sorry, I come from a valley.

22. I sprained my ankle while sitting on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me. !

23. I worked hard for you for three years, but it only took him three days to squander his money on you.

24,? Poor? Short? Frustrated? Ugly? After 90? No money? No room? No background

25. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and can't be less domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is such a reality.

26, women remember: once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends, and beat our babies. -Classic talk about money

27. Look, Grandpa Mao gave me another dime.

It is said that if a person has no money, he can't be predestined friends.

29. I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It used to be difficult to cross the sea to meet my best friend.

30, the cashier said: no change, here are two plastic bags for you!

3 1, money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which can help us distinguish people from dogs.

32. When money stood up and spoke, all the truths were silent.

33. You can figure out a person's money and looks, but don't figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing.

Money is really a good thing, which can make people happy and sad at the same time.

35. A woman's excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.

36. Men have money, everything and loneliness.

38. In the past, it was difficult for sea water to come into contact with water. If a man has no money, don't cheat him. //*

39. In the rich second generation, you didn't earn money, but your father did.

40, a group of dogs around are rich, and it is difficult to go without money.

4 1, I heard that getting married recently is very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau has settled it for nine yuan. Let me treat you.

Make friends with your heart, and money makes dogs.

43. Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

44. Some people say that I don't deserve to love you, that I have no money, no car and no house.

45. In this fickle age, the best way to impress someone is to borrow money from that person and not pay it back.

46. Not all girls love money. Don't think I'm so vulgar. .

47, people are not good at talking, not sweet talk, and have no money.

48. The handsome guy was robbed by the post-80s, his position was occupied by the post-70s, and his money was earned by the post-60s. What do we have after the post-90s?

This is a world of money.

50. One day a boy asked a girl, [Do you have fifty cents? ] The girl said, [Yes! ! The boy replied, [I have both of us, too.