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Talk about feelings in sentences with leg injuries.

1, I won't stay when you leave. I hope you won't come back when you are injured. We are not substitutes.

I have been thinking about whether to buy crutches after my foot injury. Do you want to buy crutches? After all, I am most afraid of streets without walls. After all, not every shoulder is so warm and powerful, but it's no use buying a good foot. What a waste. So do you want to buy a rolling pin?

I hate the friendship between three people. One person will get hurt and be forgotten.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor the distance between them, but that I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you.

5, the dog ~ foot injury ~ look at ya swollen … tomorrow it will become a panda foot.

6, the sports meeting runs rice, snickers eat, pulse, red bull drink, Gatorade drink, Nike wear. As a result, I sprained my ankle while warming up.

7. In the third quarter, I was unlucky. My foot was broken and I couldn't even walk!

8. How to send a circle of friends with a broken foot?

9. People's feet are hurt. Peach Blossoms Full of Rain by Wang Wei.

10, nothing, I am strong, because strong children never get hurt.

1 1. Who will save the dog? Its foot was hurt and it was abandoned.

12, I just went downstairs to get the courier, put on slippers and sprained my ankle, but it's okay.

13, I had a dream last night that I hurt my foot. A man looked at my feet and shed tears. Then he gently bandaged my wound without saying a word. Unfortunately, I didn't see my face clearly. Although I was just dreaming, I still felt very warm.

14, giving up is not much easier than persisting, and persisting is more convenient, but it is not much harder than giving up, just too lazy to change.

15, I just want to get my reward, and I have to control my work when my foot is injured.

16, I went to see it as soon as I opened my eyes. Forgive my internet speed. Oba hurt his foot and jumped desperately.

17, sprained ankle and insisted on working the night shift.

18, find your own kind, people are divided into groups, especially for marriage, and it is better to tear down ten temples than one home.

19, only when I went to the personality network did I know that my boyfriend was badly hurt every day, but I wanted to confess but didn't have the courage to beat a mistress but didn't have the courage to send flowers.

20. A good scholar will not give up this learning opportunity. Autumn rain is as cold as frost, which is the simplest motivation for leaving home for so long.

2 1, leg injury is very painful, year after year, and in many sayings,

22. Talk about sprained ankle and ask for nursing.

In fact, smiling forever really hurts people.

24. During the Warring States Period, China became Sina, which can point out the direction. The feeling of sprained foot has become a flower in the water.

25. Just talk about safety and health.