Humorous copywriting that makes people die without paying for their lives

1. In order to become a rich second generation, I lie in bed every day and wait for my father to become rich.

2. Even with a telescope, he is called a general on the battlefield and becomes a hooligan at home.

3. I’m about to fall in love, and I don’t know who I’m going to be with yet, so I’ll be happy for him first.

4. If I had known that today’s world is about facial appearance, I should have used the money from schooling to have plastic surgery.

5. That’s great. You’ve gained weight again, so there’s one more thing I like about you.

6. Other people’s faces are 70% determined by nature and 30% by dressing up. Your face is 10% determined by nature and 90% by filters.

7. If a person like me has no weight, can I maintain my beauty?

8. I could have lived a happy life, but lack of money ruined me.

9. I lowered my head, not because I was admitting defeat, but because I was looking for money.

10. Everyone is working hard, but I am still lying in bed anxiously playing with my mobile phone.

11. The biggest regret in this life is that I cannot kiss my lovely face.

12. I fought with the mosquito all night last night and ended up in a draw. It didn’t eat enough and I didn’t sleep well.

13. You don’t have to travel across the ocean to see me, just put your half-year savings into my Alipay.

14. I hate this face-based world that makes me wonder who really loves me.

15. The reason why I smoke is very simple: my grandfather smokes and my father smokes too, so I can’t stop smoking when it’s my turn.

16. Those who are blacklisted may meet again in the underworld.

17. I hope that your life is not as good as mine, that you leave earlier than me, that you don’t eat or sleep well, and that you look very old!

18. How strong does one have to be to support such a dirty soul like yours?

19. How can I describe my cooking skills? I know how to cook well in the kitchen. You may not believe it, but it is the hand that touches the pot first.

20. Boys: I want to pick the stars for you, the moon for you, and the sun for you. I will give you whatever you want. Girl: Show me your phone. Boy: No!