Joke 300

1. Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: let me go, don't bake me to eat. The man said, well, let me question you. Squid said happily, cuff it! Then the man roasted the squid. ..

2. One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

3. A pair of corn fell in love … so they decided to get married … On the wedding day … one corn couldn't find another corn … Corn asked the popcorn next to it: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Honey, I'm wearing a wedding dress.

4. An egg went to the teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, causing a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and turned into a bad egg; An egg got married and became an asshole; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became Hua Dan; An egg is riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg ...

5. Two dung beetles are discussing the welfare lottery. A said: If I win the lottery, I will buy all the toilets within 50 miles of Fiona Fang and eat enough every day! B said: you are too vulgar! If I win the lottery, I will pack a living person and eat fresh food every day!

6. A banana gentleman is dating his girlfriend and walking down the street. It was very hot, so Mr banana took off his clothes, and then his girlfriend fell down. ...

7. A male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

8. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

9. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death. ...

10, one day I fell with a match and broke my head. I went to the hospital to dress it. It turned into a cotton swab! ! ! 1 1. A peach was walking on the road and suddenly said, my heart is so hard!

12. A walnut was walking on the road and suddenly said, how cheeky I am!

13. A heater walks on the road and helps passers-by conveniently. Walking, he suddenly said, I am so enthusiastic!

14. A key was walking on the road and suddenly said, I am Qu Yuan! I'll look up and down for that lock!

15. A tadpole was walking on the road and met another tadpole. As he walked, he suddenly said, we are not QQ!

16. A hawthorn is married and walking on the road. Walking, he suddenly said, my face is so red!

17. A divorced hawthorn was walking on the road and suddenly said, My heart is so sour!

18. A hawthorn remarried and walked on the road, suddenly saying, I have a child in my stomach!

19. A dumpling stuffing was walking on the road and suddenly said, I really want to be wrapped!

20. A lighter was walking on the road and suddenly said that his stomach was full of gas and he wanted to get angry!

2 1. A compass was walking on the road and suddenly said, why can't I find North?

22. One day, a black stool saw a white stool. The black stool asked, Why are you so white and beautiful? White shit is very angry! He said: I am not shit! I am ice cream! ! !

23. A black man went to the store to buy chocolate, which contained white chocolate and dark chocolate. The black man took the white chocolate. The clerk asked, "Why don't you take dark chocolate?" . ] Black: "I will eat my own hands. 」

On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" ? The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "