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Qing Hanlin's Princess Yi Zhen has a poem saying:

The grass under Mawei slope is green, and there is still a princess mausoleum today. It's a pity that there are poems on the wall. It's harmless that no guests enter the temple. Saburo is willing to abandon the Phoenix couple and talk about Niu Actress on Tanabata. Please go west to Wan Li. Why sigh the bell on a rainy night?

It is said that it was 65438+ February in the 14th year of Tang Tianbao (AD 755), and the sudden sound of fishing in the sun shocked the prosperous Tang Empire. At this time, the "An Shi Rebellion" happened. At this time, An Lushan, who was appointed as our time in Pinglu, Fanyang and Hedong, with the help of Shi Siming, rose up in Fanyang and rebelled. In addition to the Tang Bing under its jurisdiction, it also attracted the Tongluo tribe, Kumosi tribe, Qidan tribe and Shiwei tribe beyond the Great Wall, and always raised more than 20 people to rebel.

This An Lushan, under the pretext of worrying about the country and the people, lied that he had served the imperial edict of the Tang Dynasty and crusaded against the traitor Yang. Leading tens of thousands of elites, the smoke and dust continued for thousands of miles, and the noise shook the land of Hebei.

At that time, after the Tang Xuanzong Kaiyuan, the people and generations had not seen the war for a long time. I was shocked when I heard that there was a war in john young.

Hebei is the territory of An Lushan governing three towns, and the counties where the rebels passed are invincible. The local county magistrate either opened the door to meet the enemy, abandoned the city and fled, or was captured and killed by the rebels. An Lushan soon occupied all of Hebei.

At that time, someone in Hedong reported the Anshi Rebellion to Chang 'an, but Tang Xuanzong still thought it was a lie fabricated by people who hated Anshi Rebellion. He doesn't believe it.

When An Lushan crossed the Yellow River, conquered Bianzhou, and prepared to invade Luoyang, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty thought that An Lushan had really rebelled. At this time, he called the Prime Minister Yang to discuss the military situation. Two people discuss, make Feng Changqing Anxi ambassador, john young Pinglu ambassador, guarding Luoyang.

Rong Wang's sixth son, Li Wan, was appointed as the commander, and Gao Xianzhi, the power general of Emperor Wu of Jin, was appointed as the deputy commander. Then he sent him to Luoyang, the eastern capital, to recruit soldiers. Most of the elite border guards in the Tang Dynasty were temporarily unavailable, so Gao Xianzhi and Feng Changqing had to temporarily recruit soldiers in Chang 'an and Luoyang. How can these soldiers fight without training? When An Lushan's troops arrived, they were running away. The two generals were defeated and had to flee to Lintongguan.

An Lushan soon occupied Luoyang and Tokyo. Leo Lee and Zhongyi who stayed behind refused to surrender and were killed by An Lushan. Yindaxi in Henan surrendered. In the fifteenth year of Tianbao (AD 756), on the first day of the first month, An Lushan proclaimed himself emperor in Luoyang, Tokyo.

Although Feng Changqing and Gao Xianzhi, the secretariat of Anxi who retreated to Lintong Pass, could not hold on. After the fall of Luoyang, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty listened to the false accusation of the eunuch army and beheaded two generals, Feng Changqing and Gao Xianzhi, who understood the art of war and made good use of troops.

From Longyou, which was abandoned at home because of old age and infirmity, Ge was appointed as the deputy marshal of the military forces and led 200,000 troops to guard Lintong Pass. Lintong Pass is the east gate of Chang 'an, with dangerous terrain and easy to defend but difficult to attack. After entering Lintong Pass, Ge Shuhan immediately reinforced the city defense, dug deep ditches and high bases, and held on behind closed doors.

After An Lushan occupied Luoyang, Tokyo, he ordered his son An Qingxu to attack Tongguan, and was repelled by Geshuhan's ambush. The main force of the rebels was blocked in Tongguan for several months, unable to move further west. When An Lushan saw that the storm didn't work, he ordered Cui Ganyou, a foot soldier who was old, weak and sick, to stay in Shaanxi and hide the elite troops, trying to induce Tang Jun to abandon the danger and fight.

In May of the 15th year of Tianbao (756), Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty received information that Cui Ganyou, a rebel, had less than 4,000 troops in Shaanxi, and all of them were weak and unprepared, so he sent messengers to order Ge to send troops to recover them.

Gershohan is old, but he knows how to fight. He accepted the will and immediately wrote to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, saying, "An Lushan has been in war for a long time and must have come for rebellion. He showed me a weak soldier. It must be a trick to lure the enemy. If I invade rashly, I will fall into his trap. In addition, the rebel expedition is conducive to a quick decision. Our army relies on the natural barrier of Tongguan, just wait for the rabbit and stick to it. Moreover, the rebels are cruel, heartless, unpopular and declining, and internal changes are bound to take place in the near future. By then, if they use it, they will win all the victories. It is said that Guo Ziyi and Li Guangbi attacked Shi Siming, a rebel general in Hebei, and won several great victories, and the progress was very smooth. The two advocated that Tongguan should only be adhered to and should not be taken lightly. At the same time, he advocated that the northern army should take john young to cover the rebel lair and make the rebels lose their foundation. "

After receiving the book, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty pondered for a long time. At this time, the nearby prime minister Yang suspected that Geshuhan intended to play for himself, and said to him, "If Geshuhan stays put, he will definitely miss the opportunity." Xuanzong believed in loyalty, ignored Ge's letter, ignored Guo and Li Er's good ideas, and sent Ge to fight continuously. Ge was forced to cry for fear of imperial power. After crying, he turned to the sky and said to the generals, "Your master doesn't listen to my good advice, but only listens to my words. Chang' an will be in danger, and I will come to a bad end. " Say and secretly cry.

Geshuhan was forced to lead the troops through the customs and met Cui Ganyou in Lingbao Xiyuan. Lingbao is surrounded by mountains in the south, the Yellow River in the north, and a long and narrow mountain road in the middle. Cui Ganyou ambushed a good soldier in Nanshan in advance, and then led the troops to a decisive battle with Tang Jun.

Tang Jun led 50,000 troops before him, and Pang Zhong led 100,000 troops. After that, he sent another 30,000 troops to play drums in Gaofu on the north bank of the Yellow River. When the two armies were at war, Tang Jun saw that the rebels were in a bad situation and wanted to escape, so he drove straight ahead and was lured into Changshan Road.

Just then, a cannon shot, the rebels ambushed and threw rolling stones from the mountain. Tang Jun foot soldiers were crowded on the narrow road, and it was difficult to disperse, resulting in many casualties. Geshuhan urged the felt car to attack in front, trying to open a route, but the rebels blocked it with an arson grass car and could not move forward. Tang Jun was dazzled by smoke and flames and couldn't see the target clearly. Thinking that the rebels were in the thick smoke, he threw crossbows at random and didn't know the recruits until sunset.

At this point, Cui Ganyou ordered Lu Bu's fine riding to detour from the south valley to fight behind the loyalist. Tang Jun was beaten before and after, making a mess. Some abandoned their armor and fled into the valley, while others were squeezed into the Yellow River and drowned, causing numerous casualties. The cries of despair are everywhere, which is terrible.

After seeing the defeat of the former army, the Tang Dynasty was defeated without fighting. Tang Jun, on the north bank of the Yellow River, saw that the situation was unfavorable, and it also broke up in succession. Geshuhan left in a hurry with only a few hundred riders and crossed the Yellow River to Tongguan.

Three trenches were dug outside Tongguan, all 20 feet wide and 10 feet deep. People and horses fell into the ditch and soon filled it up, and the people behind stepped on the body. Tang Jun had nearly 200,000 troops, and only 8,000 people fled back to Lintong Pass.

Within a few days, Tongguan fell. Ge retreated to the Kansai post and wanted to retreat and recapture Tongguan. At this time, Tang Ying, a Tubo, surrounded the post station with more than 100 cavalry and said to Ge Hanshu, "The thief is coming, please get on the horse." Geshuhan walked out of the station and was about to get on the horse. This will be a high-handed means to tie Gershohan to his horse as a gift to surrender to An Lushan.

Tang Xuanzong was shocked to hear that Tongguan fell to Chang 'an. All the officials in North Korea are scared and panicked. Only one or two people come to the court in the morning. Xuanzong went to Qin Zheng Building and wrote a letter saying that he would personally levy it. Everyone couldn't believe it.

On this day, Xuanzong's royal ceremonial moved to Daming Palace. That night, Chen, the general of Longwu, reorganized the sixth army, rewarded him with more money and food, and chose 900 horses, all of which were unknown.

When the rebels approached Chang 'an, Xuanzong had to flee under Chen's protection, including his imperial concubine and sisters, the prince, the emperor's grandson, the princess, his concubines, the prime ministers Yang, Wei, Suggestion and Wei, and Yan Qiumen, his valet. Prepare to take refuge in Chuanchuan. A group of people had just left when the rebels occupied Chang 'an during the Anshi Rebellion.

When Emperor Xuanzong and his party arrived at Maweipo, the soldiers of the Sixth Army stopped marching westward. People think that the Anshi rebellion was caused by the disaster of the Yang family, so all the troops mutinied. He killed Prime Minister Yang and others, and forced Xuanzong to order the execution of Yang Guifei. This Tang Xuanzong didn't say anything, he was in a dilemma, and he was very reluctant to separate from the imperial concubine.

Why can't Tang Xuanzong live without Yang Guifei? Let's start from the beginning. Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty was good at civil and military affairs and created a prosperous new century. However, this Tang Xuanzong was originally a playboy, and he was still romantic in his later years. He is obsessed with beauty, spendthrift, and turns a blind eye to national affairs.

His concubine Yang, whose real name is Yuhuan, was born in a eunuch family. Her ancestors used to be important officials in the imperial court, and her father Yang Xuanyan and her uncle Yun both worked as small officials.

Yuhuan lost his father at the age of ten and was raised by his uncle Hsuan Yang. Yun likes this niece very much and has taught her piano, chess, calligraphy, painting and bamboo wind music since she was a child. Yuhuan is naturally intelligent, gentle and honest, and has a good appearance.

When I was sixteen, my uncle and I attended the wedding of Princess Xianyi, the daughter of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. At this wedding, Li Mao, the son of Xuanzong, took a fancy to him. This Li Mao is the son of Wu Huifei, the favorite princess of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty. At the request of Wu Huifei, Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty named Yang Yuhuan a longevity princess.

Accidents will happen. Words in 737 AD, this year Wu Huifei died of illness. After Wu Huifei's death, Xuanzong, like a lost soul, was unhappy all day. Eunuch Gao Lishi saw the clue.

He remembered the beautiful Princess Shou, who looked a bit like her, so he reminded Xuanzong. Xuanzong has seen this woman, and she is really beautiful, but she is her daughter-in-law, and she is indifferent at the thought of it.

After all, at this time, Yang Yuhuan is still his daughter-in-law. Even if you are overbearing and willful, you should still be afraid of what others say and hide your eyes and ears.

Later, I came up with a good idea In 740 AD, it was announced to the world, claiming that in order to fulfill Yang Yuhuan's filial piety that she died in Dou Taihou, she was approved as a female Taoist. This name is too real.

Of course, this is just for the world to see. It is said that soon, Yang Yuhuan moved into the palace and lived with the queen. Everyone in the palace called her "Madam" and Yuhuan called Xuanzong "Saburo".

Until 745, Xuanzong finally made Yang Yuhuan the imperial concubine. At this time, the position of the queen is empty, so Yang Guifei's position in the harem is equivalent to that of the queen.

So Wei's daughter was betrothed to Shouwang as a princess. At this time, Xuanzong was close to the flower, and Yang Yuhuan was in his prime, and they were in their thirties. This is really an old man with few wives, and his white hair is a beauty.

Xuanzong has all kinds of talents, and the imperial concubine is also proficient in temperament and can play and dance well. Although she has a full figure, she is smart and charming when dancing, just like a goddess. This Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty often hit the chin and the imperial concubine danced. Feather Dance was written by Xuanzong for the imperial concubine. The two can be described as harps and songs.

Xuanzong loved Yang Guifei deeply, and there was a poem that said, "Riding a princess in the world of mortals, laughing and no one knew it was litchi." . This Yang Guifei likes litchi, but litchi is produced in Lingnan thousands of miles away. In order to win the smile of the imperial concubine, Xuanzong ordered Maxima to transport fresh litchi from Lingnan to Chang 'an.

Yang Guifei agreed, and so did her family. She has three sisters, all of whom are ethnic. Also called into the palace, one is Mrs. Han, the other is Mrs. Guo, and the other is Mrs. Qin. There is also a distant cousin, Yang Zhao, uneducated, ordinary and rogue. He is only good at speculating for profit. Because of the love of the imperial concubine, Xuanzong gave him a national loyalty and later became the prime minister of the dynasty.

This Yang's autocratic wrong country, exultation, belligerence, frequent use of troops in border minority areas, not only caused thousands of innocent soldiers to die at the border, but also caused disasters to the border people, making the inland countryside barren and the people miserable.

There has been a serious flood in the world and people are starving. Instead of providing relief, he deceives his superiors and deceives his subordinates, ignoring the lives of the people, which eventually led to the Anshi rebellion.

An Lushan led his troops into Chang 'an, the capital of China, under the banner of opposing Yang. When Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty fled to West Shu and passed through Mayi Post Station, the mutiny killed Yang, and he unanimously asked Yang Guifei to be a femme fatale. Facing the crisis, Xuanzong had to agree to grant Yang Guifei the death penalty in order to protect himself. Gao Lishi and others killed Yang Guifei, and after being killed with Yang's people, the Guards began to protect Xuanzong's westward journey. After Chencang, Sanguan, Hechi and other places, I arrived in Yizhou, Zhu Xi.

In July 756, Prince Hengli ascended the throne in Lingwu, Shuofang, which was called Tang Suzong in history. Shake Xuanzong as the emperor's father, and change Yuan to virtue. In the first year of Fengkai, Wu Zhuangyuan was the minister of the Ministry of War and the minister of the same book, and he still served as our envoy to the North. Li Guangbi was appointed Minister of Commerce and Secretary of China Academy of Sciences, and ordered them to unify the army to fight the rebels. After eight years of hard work, by February 763, all the rebels were wiped out.

June 2020 18, Shencheng