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I really want to cry and get drunk.

1, I didn't expect this to be so powerful a month ago. At that time, I was obsessed with how to beat her. I wish I could hear this evening earlier. I feel heartbroken and sick at the thought of them together. Why not let her take the garbage away?

2, people with the same magnetic field, even if they don't talk, as long as an expression or an instant, will let you know what he means!

However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn, and I don't care about spicy food. I won't leave as long as you are here.

4, people with the same three views are hard to meet in life. With people with the same frequency, I laugh every day, and every day is Valentine's Day.

5, life is corresponding to each other, eyes in front but always looking at each other's back, if you can look back, it is absolutely different. Everyone in the world exists as an independent individual. It can be said that there are no two identical people and things. If you look at people's standards, you will become happy, treat others with an inclusive and understanding attitude, and you will always enjoy peace. Otherwise, you will criticize each other's shortcomings, just like moving a trash can.

6. People who give charcoal in the snow are far more worthy of your treasure than those who add icing on the cake.

7. My biggest mistake is to fall in love with someone who only likes me and doesn't love me. It's really hard and tired to love someone!

8, people in the rivers and lakes, many times involuntarily. Fate, fate, reality is full of too many feelings.

9. It's a pity that someone who likes me has found it, but no one who loves me. In this life, I can only love with my heart and fulfill him!

10, because you have a child, you know how selfish a man can be. Therefore, I would rather leave home clean than divorce. It feels good to be a single mother now. At least no one is angry with me every day.

1 1, having a baby is really a test for women. Physical deformation, physical and mental fatigue, sleep has become a luxury. Watching the baby grow up day by day is the only comfort. Good Night!

12, women think that when you have children, men don't know how to take care of their wives. Such men, women divorce them early and let those smelly men be bachelors for life.

13, I really want to cry and get drunk! Wake me up!

14, time is the best medicine, tomorrow is another day, some people, some things make you grow, that's really good.

15, I really feel upset, no one can understand. I really want to have that person. You can silently look at everything about you, tolerate you and cherish you! But such a man, I don't know where he is, really wants to have a blue confidante to share your happiness until you suffer! Knowing everything about you, all this, he just silently.

16, nothing can go back. I want nothing. I'm tired of it. I don't need any chicken soup for my soul. It makes me sick to hear such words too much. I lost. Let me think about how to end it.

17, it is difficult to be a man. When you say a word, others will treat you as an enemy, and the hateful face left on your lips is so sad. It is difficult to be a woman.

18, when upset, go out for a walk alone and change to a quiet place to mourn yourself!

19, women just want to find someone who can understand themselves, but men just don't. They just feel that they are unreasonable and willful. Sometimes things are not as simple as you think. The society is complex and people's hearts are unpredictable. Just be yourself and don't care about gossip.

20, always think too much, people who think too much are very tired and tired, but they can't pass this level. From today on, let yourself go and let your heart return to zero.

2 1. Husband and wife should trust each other when they get along. Without trust and suspicion, it is difficult to continue. Cherish the people in front of you

22. After you left, I really missed you at first. Slowly, you made me completely desperate for you. Thank you for abandoning my kindness in despair. I want to tell you that I will still find someone who loves me more than you.

23, the woman's heart is dead, everything doesn't matter, everything looks pale, give up.

24. It is easier to cold a heart than to warm it. I gave up on him. I can't go back now.

25, ten years, ten years of feelings, in exchange for repeated deception, how deep love, how deep hate.

26. I paid all I could get, only hurt and cheating. My heart ached and I was tired.

27. People's hearts are limited in space and warmth. If they earn enough disappointment, indifference, frustration and pain, they will be heartbroken and leave.

28. In real life, there must be such a villain. For a little self-interest, to achieve their own goals, by hook or by crook, flattery, fraud, selfishness.

29, something for nothing, ulterior motives, extremely nasty mentality, bullying the person who hurt her, this despicable bitch, touching the bottom line, challenging the bottom line, this dyed garbage, scum, she is not worthy to be a human being.

30. You should cherish those who give you sincerity and don't treat them as fools. Once you lose them, you can never get them back. More sincerity, less routine. Do things seriously, be an upright person, and good people will be safe all their lives!

I really want to cry. Tell me.

I really want to cry. Tell me.

(1) I failed to promote discharge for the first time, and now I really want to cry. I really can't stand the blow in blx.

(2) Then you can cry and laugh at the moment when you are drunk. I think I can forget these tiredness in my life and let myself be myself for a while.

I cried at the moment I turned around. What is true happiness and what is happiness? I really want to cry.

I really want to cry in your arms, hold you tightly and tell you that I really love you.

(5) One of my best friends in college is getting married, and tears come out directly. I really want to cry, which is largely due to joy and partly due to my recent mood swings. How can I live a good life after reading so many books and understanding so many truths? Life.

(6) A person wears headphones and stays in an empty corner all day. I don't know why I am suddenly surrounded by negative energy and really want to cry.

(7) After relaxing now, I feel lonely and want to cry when I get home, but I still hold back my tears. Come on!

I really want to cry. No one can personally feel your grievances, so don't expect anyone to tolerate you unconditionally like your mother.

I really want to cry. To tell the truth, life may be really unfair to boys. No matter how much you suffer, how much you are wronged, how much you are wronged, you must endure it, because you cry, who will take care of the girls around you? There have been many times, tears have flooded into my eyes, and finally I have to hold back. I really want someone to get drunk with me, and then

(10) Sometimes I really want to cry, but my heart is gone. Where do the tears come from? I'm so tired. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, pull your lips a little and face everyone mentally tomorrow. Good Night! Zj Good night, my world!

I really want to have a reason to cry, but even if there is a reason, I subconsciously tell myself to endure, how contradictory I am, and I am really tired recently.

(12) Sometimes I really want to cry. I tried my best, but I didn't get anything in return. I tried to give up this game several times, but every time I thought that he was still by my side, I couldn't bear to encounter more difficulties and unhappiness. As long as I see him shaking the round fan and watching me online, I will be relieved. It may be silly to regard a paper man as a spiritual sustenance.

(13) Life is just a hurdle! How many roads have you run in a month! How many departments have left and prepared a big pile of materials! How many smiling faces I have accompanied! Well, none of you will pass tonight! I really want to burst into tears ~

I really want to find a quiet place to cry, then cry and drive away all the sadness.

I feel terrible. Why did God do this to me? . . I just want to live a happy life, okay? Fate is rough. . . . I feel my heart is going to stop. I want to cry, but I can't be weak, uncomfortable and cry in front of them. I really want to go out and find an empty place to vent.

I feel inexplicably depressed these days. What is wrong with me? I am so sad. I want to cry. Loneliness swallowed me up. It always takes a while to get used to a person's life.

(17) A person has a nervous breakdown at night but doesn't know who to talk to. I really want to cry presumptuously.

What a stupid birthday! ! I always hoped that I could be happy today, but I worked hard, so hard! I really want to cry, but I won't even give in to tears! My heart hurts! ! What a fucking life this is! ! That's terrible! Give me a knife.

(19) It's been ten days, ten days, and my mother is still the same. What should I do? I really want to cry! I want to release all the pressure ... but I can't cry, just bear it! You have to put up with it, now you have to do everything by yourself ... no one has an obligation to help you! Now I am confused. ....

(20) suddenly feel so poor, always self-righteous but don't know that you are nothing! I really want to lie in my mother's arms and cry! In this world, only my mother cares about everything and me! I told myself to be strong, but I still got down! The tighter you hold, the faster you disappear, and the more you can't let go of a person, the less that person treats you like a person. Why hurt your heart again and again and feel sorry for yourself. Perhaps this is the end, although not beautiful, nor sad.

(2 1) Recently, negative energy has exploded, and the pressure is so great that I can't sleep every day. I really want to explode in situ. Give me some room to cry.

I'm so tired that I want to cry. I really want a shoulder to cry on. When people are alive, many things are not dispensable, but they all choose compromise and concession. In fact, pain is always pain. Pain will give you a knife from time to time. Some people live freely, while others live forbearingly.

I really want to cry these days and vent my grievances. I made a decision for you and yourself. If you don't want to, can't I help you finish it?

I want to cry. I'm so fucking stressed. The bitter thing is that the baby hasn't slept yet, and I can't bear to ignore him. He really fucking despises himself. I don't owe the world, I only owe myself an explanation. Let's go

There are too many things bothering me. I really want to cry and vent, but I can't find a shoulder to cry on.

After listening to it again and again in the middle of the night, I couldn't help crying. I really want to cry and vent.

I remember once saying that the mistakes I made when I was young were ultimately borne by myself. I predicted it, and I came calmly, but now I am pushed to the edge of psychological defense, and I can't stand it. I really can't stand it: sewing can't make up for the original happiness: I really want to cry.

Do you know that?/You know what? The saddest thing is that I feel like I'm on the verge of collapse, but I still hold it back, and then I go to find someone I think I can trust to relax and try to digest negative emotions by myself, but it's considered an act. I really want to cry, but I find that I can't cry when I laugh.

I'm suddenly scared, and I don't know if I'm afraid to escape. I'm too afraid to face my grief and reason, so I want to cry.

(30) I'm so depressed that I'm about to collapse. My heart hurts and I'm so tight. Why can't anyone understand me? I am so tired that I want to cry and get drunk.

(3 1) What kind of life is a good life? What is good for crying and releasing all the pressure? What happened to me in my life?

I really want to cry, without restraint. I have learned to be strong very hard, but when is the end? What does tomorrow mean to me? All I can think of is going to work, hehe My life, my life, is just a farce.

Those who still want to go out in the rain say they want to be caught in the rain before crying.

1. Isn't it true love that my girlfriend has been in love with a married man for many years?

2, the distant scenery, the near is life! Cherish the present and cherish the people around you who are good to you!

I am responsible for making money to support my family, and you are responsible for being beautiful. This sentence is clearly known to be used by men to deceive women, but women love to hear it.

4. Ask yourself. Someone who really cares about you. I asked, and nobody cared, so I had to feel sorry for myself.

5. As long as you take care of yourself, you are better than anyone else.

6. Only when I see you, sit beside you, look at you, don't talk, don't laugh, my heart is full of happiness. Even if you are not around, hear your voice and see your message, as if you are around, as long as you are.

7, feelings, can not be perfunctory, can not play with fate, can not squander your feelings, I will remember my good, please cherish.

8. You can feel who really cares about you!

9. Ask yourself. Someone who really cares about you. I asked, and nobody cared, so I had to feel sorry for myself.

10, I hope you are safe and happy. People who care about you will come to you. People who perfunctory you will deliberately avoid you. good night

1 1. People who care about you will take the initiative to come to you, and those who perfunctory you will deliberately avoid it.

12, who cares most about himself, needless to say, he knows best, and it's useless to say anything. A good relationship is a good opportunity for two people to contact each other, learn from each other, care about each other, care about each other and take care of each other.

13, my little happiness is to miss you. I can't see you without you. As long as I can hear your voice, I will see you reply to me when I send WeChat. That's my little happiness. ...

14 care about yourself first. If you really care about me, I will pay you back twice.

15, who to whom time is the best proof! You can try if you don't believe me.

16, your indifference forced me to be silent, and slowly we separated!

17, that's how men look at a man who loves the whole world. Don't trust men.

18, because if you lose it, you can't get it back, so you can't give up.

19, some feelings are doomed not to be together, but hearts will never be separated!

20. Once two people had nothing to say, but now they have nothing to say. Hehe, think how ridiculous it is.

2 1, a relationship cares more about torturing itself, and slowly you fade away and we break up.

22. I am a silly and stupid woman. Why do I still live so tired?

23. Because I am a weak woman. I am not stupid. I just keep my heart and yours in my heart. I am not stupid. I just don't want to talk about it.

A tearless sentence.

I miss him very much. I want to see my favorite Guo Ge, who has passed away. I want him to see my most embarrassing appearance. I want to cry bitterly, wipe all my tears and snot on him, then close my eyes and die in his arms when I cry, whether he is happy or not, whether he loves me or not, I don't want him anymore, whether he loves me or not.

A tearless sentence.

1. I'm so sad. Once I deviate a little from my original plan, my mind will collapse. Sometimes my alarm clock at 7 o'clock suddenly wakes up at 6: 58 and I want to cry.

Second, it may seem melodramatic to others, but I just can't get through it myself, so I can only resist, resist the incomprehension of irrelevant people, resist the feeling of crying, resist the impulse to call my parents, resist complaining to others, resist everything, and be self-aware.

Third, the baby was born for 26 days. Today, I still haven't adapted to the role of mother. I am often overwhelmed by his crying, and I will cry myself, just because I want to be free and unrestrained.

Fourth, try to suppress inner fears and anxieties, and don't know what to do. I just want to cry, and I'm tired.

Every time I get into trouble because of a little thing, I'm still embarrassed to tell others. Of course, I don't know who to tell today. The whole person feels very bad, maybe not just because of one thing today, but because of a lot of things accumulated recently. I feel depressed and want to cry at any time.

Six, after n years of fear, I was scolded at both ends for three days, and I want to cry in retrospect.

7. Is it hopeless to want to cry for no reason? No. Why? I'm just being sentimental. What's up? Oh, hahaha.

Eight, there is always a moment when I want to cry, because there are too many grievances in my heart. I always want to get drunk, because I have too much sadness. When I am depressed, I want to vent. When I am in a bad mood, I just want to hide and be fragile. Really tired, I don't want to talk to anyone, I just want to be alone, because I don't want others to see my grievances, perhaps because no one can read my mind and give me just the right comfort, so I digest my emotions alone. In the dead of night, people are always the most vulnerable. When they are lonely, they are always eager for care. They have a lot to say in their hearts, but they don't know who to say it to, and they can't help it. Sometimes I want to get the care of others, sometimes I just want to have a reliable shoulder, sometimes I am obviously tired, but I still insist silently, because there are too many responsibilities on my shoulders and too many caring people need to be guarded.

Nine, sometimes I want to vent my emotions, want to cry, and hold it for too long. A little thing can happen. Restlessness can't change the status quo. It seems that all the good luck lies in others, and I only have bad luck and countless troubles.

10. Sometimes I want to cry, but I can't cry, because you should take good care of yourself with tears, tell your parents that you are happy and let people around you know that you are full of positive energy.

Eleven, want to cry, tears dry all my life, let me sad without blinking, want to get drunk, let me think that you are still by my side, even if it is only for a moment.

Twelve, probably too tired recently, so little things make people want to cry.

Thirteen, I have been working for three years, and I want to swear for the first time: fuck my bad job, I want to cry.

In fact, you can't count on anyone, especially those who don't care about you. The more you want to rely on others, the more disappointed you will be, and the more helpless you will feel, so at any time, we are all lonely, and sometimes you even have to endure a cry.

Fifteen, sometimes it really seems like crying, but there is no reason to cry. I will really meet many people in my life. I will stop and walk along this road. As long as I look for the right direction, I will eventually get where I want to go. What I can do now is to hone myself into a magnet to attract more and better ones. Make yourself stronger.

Sixteen, looking so sad, I hold my breath and want to cry!

Seventeen, suddenly feel a little wronged, want to cry to ease the sudden sadness.

18. I want to cry immediately after laughing. It seems that only crying is my best way to relax.

Nineteen, tonight, I made myself cry again. No matter who comes or goes, or who passes by, there will be traces, so I don't want to forget it deliberately, because the real forgetting is to face it calmly and accept it gladly, so let it stay quietly in the corner, no matter how it ends, it belongs to the best part of my youth. We have all experienced sadness, pain, despair and loss, so that we can grow, mature and understand. I believe that God is fair and will get better gradually, and what should come will come sooner or later. Tomorrow morning, I will be happy, sunny, confident and silly again! Don't control when you are sad, there is nothing wrong with being presumptuous, but it is uncomfortable to hold it in your heart!

When I really want to cry, I feel I can't do anything. I just want a warm you.

2 1. I'm afraid of everything, I worry too much about everything, I'm afraid of everything, I'm at the bottom, I have no confidence in anything, because I firmly believe that I'm an idle person and I want to change, but can I change my imprisoned head? I'm so weak, so uncomfortable, I want to cry.

Twenty-two, today, I feel so depressed, I don't know what's wrong with me. I want to say it, but I can't say it, and I don't know who to talk to. Maybe I'm too depressed. I am at a loss, so tired that I want to cry.

Twenty-three, you met something that you want to cry, but you won't cry. We adults cry quietly, even without painful expressions.

Twenty-four, I'm really tired recently. It's the kind of exhaustion. I feel my emotions are on the verge of collapse, and I can't help crying.

Twenty-five, hey, I wanted to cry after several nights in a row, but I didn't today. I want to blow up the world when I am trapped by disappointment, but every moment I am loved makes me sincerely want to praise the surroundings.

26. Negative energy has really exploded recently. Work pressure, and then overtime, life chores, everything makes me feel tired. I don't want to try to enlighten myself, I don't want to be sunny, and I don't want to be energetic every day. I just want to be decadent, in a daze and waste my time. Well, crying is better.

27. Always seek the understanding of others from your own point of view, but why not understand others? I'm sorry, I will understand you, but why can't you understand me? Sometimes I really really want to cry. Is there anyone in the wilderness? No. Is there a wilderness? In this concrete forest, no. So I can't cry. It is said that looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle will make tears flow back, but ah! Even if I lower my head, I can't cry! There is no sadness around me, but there is also a troubled life! I don't know what to do. I can only move forward. Crossing the darkness will usher in light, but it will always be darkness. Then I will continue.

28. Always silently digest those negative thoughts and some tears that you want to escape from your eyes. It's really annoying Can you stop growing up so that you can cry without fear?

There are some things you can tell others as jokes, but in front of the person you like, you only feel aggrieved and want to cry.

Thirty, having hot pot with a buddy in the evening, talking about nothing more than classmates, predecessors, falling in love, getting married, having children and so on. I almost cried, tears were rolling in my eyes, and he also said that I was hurt too deeply. Yes! What a fucking bitch! I really wanted to cry at that moment. I think you talked too much at the dinner table today. This guy keeps giving me hints, but I don't fucking want to understand your hints. I don't want to get married like this. I don't want to do this.