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Two cold jokes: boiled eggs

1. In the morning, my colleague Xiao Pang didn't have time to eat, so he brought two raw eggs from home and cooked them in his electric kettle.

The owner of the beauty shop is a neat freak and asked in surprise, "Is it dirty to cook eggs in an electric kettle?"

Xiao pang waved his hand: "I don't drink this water."

The owner of the beauty shop smiled: "nonsense, of course you can't drink boiled water, mainly because you have to drink the water here in the future!" " "

Xiao Pang asked, "Then your family boiled the eggs in the pot and threw the pot away?"

The beauty shopkeeper was speechless, and we didn't dare to laugh.

To put it bluntly, our cookware market is too backward. The induction cooker has been like that for 20 years. If there are more functions, will it sell faster?

In my busy schedule, I designed a cooker for the cooker market. With it, there is no need for a rice cooker, a pressure cooker, a steamer, a soup pot, a frying pan, an electric baking pan or even an electric oven at home. Yes, after cooking, I threw a piece of yam under the stove and baked it in a short time.