Three interesting and humorous English stories

? There is laughter where there are people. ? Since ancient times, jokes have been indispensable in people's lives? Dispensing products? . Jokes make people feel a little happy and relaxed in a rigid life and play an important role in people's daily life. Below I bring you three interesting and humorous English stories. Welcome to read!

English funny story: high salary

A famous lawyer is always lecturing his handyman. He thinks it's good for the boy, even though he doesn't need it.

One day, it happened that the lawyer heard his handyman being asked by an employee next door, "How much did he give you?" His handyman replied, "I earn 2000 dollars a year." He pays about 10 in cash every week, and the rest is paid legally.

A famous lawyer always gives lectures to the office boy in his office, thinking it is good for him, even though he doesn't need it.

One day, the lawyer overheard the handyman next door ask his handyman: How much does he pay you? His handyman replied:? My annual salary is $2,000, and he pays me about 10 in cash every week, and the rest is counted as the tuition he gives me. ?

English funny story: sudden price increase

A man took his son to the dentist to have a toothache pulled out. When it was withdrawn, the person was asked to pay 10 dollars.

"Ten dollars!" He ruled out his surprise and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling out a tooth." Why do you raise prices at will? "

The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried so loudly that the other four patients were scared away."

A man took his son to the dentist and pulled out a painful tooth for him. After the dentist pulled out his tooth, he asked the man to pay 10.

The man shouted in surprise. 10 dollars! I know it only costs 2 dollars to pull out a tooth. Why raise the price at will?

The dentist said:? Yes, but your son shouted so loudly that he scared all the other four patients away! ?

English interesting and humorous story: absent-minded

A man becomes very absent-minded. One night, he visited a friend and talked with him for about two hours. When he was leaving, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. "oh, my god! I forgot that my wife is losing her temper. "