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What is 1 plus 1? joke
Xiao Ming said, "I don't know!" "
The teacher said, "Go home and ask your parents."
Xiao Ming went home and asked his father who was looking at the stock. Xiao Ming said, "What is Dad 1+ 1?" "It's gone up." Xiao Ming asked his mother again. She was reading a book and said, "Clinton." Xiaoming went to ask grandpa again. Grandpa sang and said, "Forward! Forward! " Xiaoming went to ask his brother again. His brother was eating sorbet and said, "How cool!" "Xiao Ming asked his sister again. She was dating and said, "honey, let's go together!" " "
The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming, "How much did you get from 1+ 1?" Xiao Ming said, "It's gone up!" The teacher said angrily, "Who told you!" Xiao Ming said, "Clinton!" The teacher said to Xiaoming, "Stand in the back!" Xiao Ming said, "Go ahead! Forward! " After class, the teacher asked Xiaoming, "How does it taste?" Xiao Ming said, "That's cool!" The teacher said, "Go to my office!" Xiao Ming said, "honey, let's go together!" " "
1, 1+ 1= Connect two 1 and+together and cover them with two horizontal lines. Of course, if it is not equal sign, you are king.
2. 1+ 1= Shen If+is too long, it will become Shen, of course, it can also be A or you!
3. 1+ 1=2 From an arithmetic point of view, as long as it is not wrong, it is equal to 2. If the calculation is wrong, any number will do.
4. 1+1 Logical thinking, learn to look at it from many aspects. Imagine1sand pile+1sand pile. How many sand piles are there? Put them together.
5. 1+ 1=3 We should not only learn logical thinking, but also observe things around us. A couple got married and had children, so how many people are there in their family?
6, 1+ 1=4 We can also think in many directions. If you add up one hand and the other, how many hands will there be?
7.1+1=1Change your mind, learn to use the hand index, and erect two index fingers to see what it is.
Hehe, if we don't look at this problem from a normal perspective, then 1+ 1 can be equal to countless possibilities. The key is to use your imagination!
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