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You mean If You Are the One, right? Author: Sleeping late meow.

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Fairy tale version-Xiao Yi picked up a gentle and virtuous white rabbit on a blind date, so she took it home and raised it. The little white rabbit is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more naughty. Finally one day, the little white rabbit became a tigress.

Reality version-Nuo Nuo's first blind date was embarrassed by his own luck. Her blind date turned out to be her own big boss. What she didn't expect was that from this day on, the balance of fate began to tilt slightly. ...

Abstract-This is a warm story about a big, bad wolf who tried to raise a white rabbit, but was raised into a big, bad wolf-

Content label: Urban love is wrong.

Search keywords: protagonist: ┃ Nuo Nuo supporting role: Xu Dad, Xu Mom, Mo Ziyuan Others: blind date, stand-alone game.

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Chapter 26

What would you think if you came back from a business trip half a day early and wanted to surprise your family, only to find that your brother was prevaricating and didn't want you to come in?

After entering the door, I found high heels on the shoe rack, ladies' purses on the sofa, and the sound of running water from the bathroom. what do you think?

What do you think when that person comes out of the bathroom, unkempt, with cute little drops of water dripping from his hair, and this person is just your dream girlfriend?

Nuo Nuo's feet were nailed in place, and he fell into a fugue-like thinking. ...

Anyway, if it were her, she would think! ! Nuo Nuo poked his hands, like a pupil in trouble, standing in front of Mr. Xiao. On the sofa, Mr. Xiao did not move, his deep eyes were calm and he could not see any thoughts. He held his chin in one hand and meditated.

Understand that such a calm boss Xiao is even more horrible. Chen Mo at the moment is thinking about how to tidy up him and Xiao Jun .. Struggling inside, Nuo Nuo felt it necessary to explain for himself, so ah paw way:

"It's not what you think."

At the same time, Jun Xiao shouted out the same words with one voice. Because it happened so suddenly, the living room was so quiet that two people cried, and the atmosphere became more and more scary. Nuo Nuo and Xiao Jun looked at each other, leaving only one idea in Nuo Nuo's mind:

It's shocking.

It's really ... madam, it's shocking.

What happened today made Nuo Nuo deeply doubt his character again. Shaw big boss smell speech, did not even frown to make instructions:

"Xiaojun, go and get me a bottle of iced coke."

"..." Nuo Nuo blinked, a little confused. Isn't Boss Xiao mad? Why is it irrelevant to talk?

Xiao Jun stood here, scratching his head and wondering, "Coke? No coke at home? Eldest brother, didn't you say that boys drink coke-"

"Cough!" Xiao Jun didn't finish, but Xiao Yi cleverly interrupted him and knocked on the table. The small boss took it for granted: "Since there is no one at home, go out and buy it."

After that, both Nuo Nuo and Jun Xiao's jaws fell to the ground.

Boss Xiao is so insidious that he makes a show with men! You think others don't know such an obvious intention? Obviously there is no coke at home, but you want to drink it. You know this is a secluded apartment for the elderly. If you want to buy something, you must walk for twenty minutes to see the supermarket. This is a complete conspiracy!

It happened that the schemer still looked virtuous and said with a smile, "Why? Now that you are grown up, big brother can't call you? "

Xiaojun: o(╯□╰)o

Arnold nuo:/(ㄒㄒ)/ ...

Xiao Jun+Nuo Nuo: Big Brother (Big Boss Xiao), you are shameless! !

You are in such a hurry to kick your brother out of the house, rabbit. You are a dangerous bird.

-I'm the dividing line of the Wolf House-

As Xiao Jun left the dull door shutting, Nuo Nuo's body was inexplicably tight and his lips were slightly white.

What should I do? Boss Xiao seems very angry and hasn't said a word from beginning to end. In normal times, he would at least say coldly, "explain it to me." Nuo Nuo gritted his teeth and decided to take the initiative: "I didn't skip work, I asked for leave."

Boss Xiao seems to have never heard of it, and his eyes are deep. I spent a long time patting my side and said, "Come here."

Pouting, a little dissatisfied with Big Boss Xiao's actions. I'm not a kitten or a puppy. Why do I have to leave as soon as you call me? Besides, you and Jun Xiao did the right thing and sat right. Why should you be afraid of Big Boss Xiao?

Nuo Nuo pulled pull uncomfortable collar, "small deepened to fill in the university volunteer, but you are not, so I ..."

"Come here!" This time, Boss Xiao almost squeezed out through his teeth. The little white rabbit was shocked and decided to be rational ... Listen to him first, and then explain after Xiao Yi calmed down. With this in mind, I walked to Boss Xiao. Before he sat down, his waist tightened, and a pair of powerful arms had wrapped around his waist and held it in my arms.

Because things were so sudden, I screamed "Ah". As soon as I looked up, I ran into the eyes of Big Boss Xiao. Burned by blazing eyes, he couldn't think. The little white rabbit fluttered in her arms, shouting "Little ..."

The rest of the words, all of them were suddenly bent down by big boss Xiao and swallowed into his stomach. Nuo Nuo stare big eyes, only feel shortness of breath, but Xiao Yi didn't give each other any hesitation time, his lips were pressed down hard and hard.

With the friction of lips and hard sucking, the rabbit was completely unconscious. This is completely different from the last kiss under the big tree in the yard. Surrounded by domineering and crazy masculinity. Nuo Nuo's limbs are so exhausted that he can't even close his eyes and enjoy it. However, the other party still seems to be dissatisfied with the status quo. When someone was distracted, his long tongue pried open the unsuspecting jaw and invaded and continued to attack the city.

"Hmm ~" The white rabbit's brain is blank, and everything close to Boss Xiao's body seems to be on fire and burning everywhere. It happened that the other side's hot lips refused to let her go and repeatedly entangled in its mouth. Like punishment, it seems to declare territorial ownership.

I don't know how long it took before Nuo Nuo, who was a little dizzy, was released. Xiao Yi touched the little white rabbit with his forehead, and the hot breath was still circulating between two people. Shaw big boss still some don't give up with the tongue sketched because he has slightly swollen lips, finally way:

"For whatever reason, I am jealous."

Nuo Nuo crawled in boss Xiao's arms. It took him a long time to digest his words. Just now ... Boss Xiao admitted that he was jealous of eating?

(⊙o⊙)

Nuo Nuo's mouth directly Zhang Kaicheng has a big O-shape. Boss Xiao, who used to have a black belly and never showed his emotions, just said he was jealous? ! Did you get kissed because of lack of oxygen? Did you hear wrong? Index finger on his lips at a loss, just don't know how to respond, listen to Xiao big boss went on to say:

"I don't care, you have to make it up to me."

Nuo Nuo was silent for three seconds, and then smiled maliciously.

Xiao's big boss looked motionless and blinked with his little white rabbit in his arms. It should be thought that Xiao Yi and Xiao Jun are brothers of the same father and mother, even though their personalities are different. Xiao Jun is best at playing innocent and virtuous with his wet black eyes. Even if Xiao big BOSS despises this recruit, he should learn seven points after sprinkling jiao, right?

Yes, the expression and tone of Boss Xiao just now are obviously coquetry!

"Straight-"you can't resist it, laughing until your intestines are pierced. Boss Xiao drove his younger brother away, originally for coquetry. I never thought that the extremely serious Xiao Yi would have such a lovely side.

I couldn't help but nod my boss's nose and joked, "Even my brother's vinegar is eaten, shameless ghost."

Hearing this, the boss Xiao raised his eyebrows. It seems that he is in a good mood and touches his chin. He narrowed his eyes slightly and said, "Well, someone took a leave of absence for no reason this afternoon and deducted double his salary."

Nuo Nuo gritted his teeth and jumped: "Don't you dare!"

The two men were having fun when the doorbell rang. Boss Xiao is very dissatisfied with Jun Xiao's return. He patted the white rabbit on the head, opened the door and said, "Why didn't you bring your key?"

Nuo Nuo heard Xiaojun coming back here, and quickly adjusted his clothes to make himself look less embarrassed. No sooner had I taken a sip of tea than I heard the door open. At the moment, Xiao big boss paused, and then shouted a sentence with complex emotions:

"Mom and Dad."

"Poof-"Nuo Nuo accidentally, tea came out of it.

Chapter 27

When Big Boss Xiao speaks, it's gorgeous.

She must have accidentally offended some god recently, otherwise how could she be so lucky? First, boss Xiao came back early and caught the "rape" in the room; Now it's Xiao's father and Xiao's mother.

If Jun Xiao was young, the two of them said nothing happened in a room alone, and some people believed him. But myself and Big Boss Xiao ...........................................................................................................................................................................

Moreover, the most important thing is that she is still wearing Xiao's mother's skirt, wearing Xiao's mother's slippers on her feet, and even her underwear belongs to others.

At that time, Nuo Nuo's heart was in his throat. It's a blessing, not a curse, but a curse is inevitable. Today is doomed to leave a bad impression on the future parents-in-law. When Nuo Nuo thought of the word "in-laws", she felt ashamed. Since when did she become ... so toothless?

If Boss Xiao and Jun Xiao find out, you will despise yourself. Smoking while clutching her cheek, Xiao's father and mother have entered the door. At the moment, listening to the nagging, they also jumped into the room.

"But, but, divorce!" As soon as the little mother entered the room, she threw her luggage on the sofa and took it away. Standing by and posing as a sculpture, it is obvious that Xiao's mother in the photo looks young and kind. Xiao's big boss and Xiao Jun obviously inherited Xiao's smile.

But ... a future mother-in-law who looks so kind is mad. Nuo Nuo's head was dripping with cold sweat. He didn't know whether his mother would be difficult to get along with in the future. o(& gt； ﹏<； )o

"Divorce is divorce!" Father Xiao, who walked behind, jumped three feet. He jumped in front of his mother, pointed to his nose and said, "Oh! Do you think I want to spend so many years with you, a bitter and tricky old woman? Hum! If it weren't for my son's sake, I would have divorced you a long time ago, and now you have the nerve to bring it up first? But this is just! ! "

Nuo Nuo was sweating like a pig, carefully swallowing saliva. This is ... Professor Xiao, the legendary kind and aloof person? Although he knows little about Boss Xiao, he also knows from a few words that Dad Xiao is not only the chief physician of the Third Hospital of C City, but also a professor of medical school. Xiaojun's description of his father is more specific: forever white shirt, forever old-fashioned glasses with beer bottles, no smoking and no drinking. What he is most interested in is not mahjong or beautiful women, but physical examination reports and potential juniors.

Such a description, such an identity, and the family photos I saw before, Xiao's father should obviously be a somewhat pedantic, but humorous and tolerant university professor, but now-

Xiao's mother hugged her chest and laughed, "Yo yo, look, look, this is your father, your respected Professor Xiao and the director. Who is this?" Gee! All right! Since you are so open-minded, Xiao Lao, we will get a divorce certificate tomorrow. Let's stop fighting for property and leave it to our sons. "

"Pull it!" Dad took off his old glasses and his eyes almost jumped out. "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

"That's enough! ! "Boss Xiao, who has been standing between the two of them and holding his head in pain, finally made a noise, pulled his parents apart a little, and then raised his head like an adult:" Who told me first, didn't you two want to hold a national lecture on itinerant medicine and come back next month? "

Xiao mother smell speech, spirit not dozen 1 come rested on her hips, "return not bashful to say, is your professor xiao, tore down my desk, ruined my reputation, let me lose face in front of peers-"

"Who humiliated you?" Before Mrs. Xiao's father could finish, he stared with a red neck. "I say this is academic! Our attitude towards science should be rigorous-"

"Oh, you are very rigorous. Are you rigorous? You are a dead old man. "

"You, you, you old woman, aunt tiger ..."

The situation has become grim. Boss Xiao was caught in the middle by his parents and couldn't advance or retreat. He rubbed his sudden temples and finally roared out something he couldn't hold back: "Don't say it together."

Separate from Xiao's parents and say to Xiao's mother, "Mom, you first, what's the matter?"

The little mother got the permission of the eldest son, proudly stood up and was about to complain. As soon as she left her head, she saw her favorite floral dress standing straight in another corner of the living room. The little mother thought she was dizzy, rubbed her eyes and looked again. It turned out to be a very handsome girl.

Nuo Nuo stood by watching the play, almost forgetting his embarrassing situation. As a result, the little mother gave him such a look, and he was frightened at once. Knock your upper teeth in your mouth, but you can't hold back a word.

Boss Xiao is sharp-eyed and naturally understands that mom and dad's attention has shifted to him. He coughed, strode to Nuo Nuo, patted her on the shoulder to show comfort, and then said, "I want you to meet my girlfriend Nuo Nuo."

Nuo Nuo looked up at the sky with the expression "You can't see me, you can't see me". When the palm of your hand on your shoulder is slightly hard, the little white rabbit comes back, laughing even uglier than crying: "Uncle and aunt are fine ~"

The little white rabbit understood that it was all over.

-I'm the dividing line between the rabbit and the in-laws-

Perhaps the fact that the eldest son, a cold-hearted guy, will bring a girl home is too hard for the two old people to accept. Maybe it's because Xiao's parents are not ready for their daughter-in-law. Anyway, after hearing the word "girlfriend" from his mouth, Xiao's parents were inexplicably silent.

What should Nuo Nuo do if she is torn by her skirt and chin? Is it annoying? Disgust? Or are two parents mistaken when they see that they are wearing their little mother's clothes? God, who will help her-

The white rabbits here are embarrassed to hit the wall. Speaking of which, Xiao's mom and dad looked at each other, smeared oil on the soles of their feet almost at the same second, and instantly moved to the side, saying that they were in a hurry. Before Xiao's big boss could react, Xiao's mom and dad were already alone, dragging their arms.

So in the ashes, Nuo Nuo was crucified by Jesus, and was placed between the two old people.

Little dad: "Xiaoyi's girlfriend? Then will you get married in the future? "

Little mother: "Will you have children after marriage?"

At that time, both the White Rabbit and Xiao Yi were puzzled by the strange behavior of the two old people. They were quarrelling just now, and now they are echoing each other. What the hell is this?

Xiao's father and mother are separated, and their eyes met N times. Finally, they all said with one voice, "Say it! Want a baby, caesarean section or natural delivery? ! "

"..." Mom and Dad, I want to go home.

Many years later, Big Boss Xiao and Nuo Nuo heard about what happened that day. It turned out that Xiao's father and mother, as elites in the medical field, attended a national lecture tour organized by the college and visited a student via Ann. That schoolgirl was a potbellied girl at that time, but she was going to have a baby in two months. In the process of chatting with two teachers, the students did not intend to reveal the meaning of caesarean section. As a result, the little father immediately questioned that caesarean section was not only bad for the fetus, but also bad for the mother. It is a heinous crime to think that today's young people are afraid of suffering, and in order not to be afraid of suffering, they actually destroy the natural reproduction mode of human beings.

Professor Xiao is even more indignant and passionate. As a student, pregnant women shoes naturally dare not say anything. Hehe smiled apologetically and wiped a cold sweat for education. But Xiao's mother, who has always been used to fighting with the elderly, is not happy.

What's wrong with caesarean section? Caesarean section is not only conducive to the recovery of pregnant women, but also the child's head is not squeezed, which is obviously much smarter than the child who gave birth naturally. Moreover, the pain of natural childbirth is unimaginable to men, which is the limit that human beings can bear. Any more pain, and people will faint. Some mothers even have to endure such pain for three or four days in order to have children. The most depressing thing is that they will cut a hole under it. This is really cruel.

The old couple didn't agree, so they went to war, left the students, left the medical forum and went straight home. So, this scene is repeated.

The little mother held her hand to the right+1: "Caesarean section is good, mother has little pain, and it is not easy to get gynecological diseases."

Not to be outdone, the little father pulled his arm to the left+1 +2: "You can move freely after seven days of delivery, and the fetus can breathe smoothly, so the husband and wife will live in harmony in the future."

Little mother turns right +2+3: "Coordinate your nonsense and don't impose the idea of men on women. What are you men doing when we cry in pain? "

Father Xiao: "You are destroying the balance of nature!" " "

Little mother: "Balance? Haha, the current technology, air conditioning, TV, laundry room are all unbalanced, and the software company and computer made by your son are all unbalanced. To destroy it! Complain on Mars! "

Dad Xiao: "I ... I ... I can't destroy the earth, but this is my daughter-in-law, and I have the final say! !"

Xiao mother: "Bah! Did you give birth to your wife? Did you give birth? Why are you in charge? Xiaoyi came out of my stomach! "

Nuo Nuo, who has been dragged into a noodle hand, slowly raised his head. Finally, generate said what he wanted to say most at the moment: "Shopkeeper Xiao helped me."

This is really a sad day.

Sure enough, it can give birth to parents of wizards like Xiao Big BOSS, and the genes are not generally strong!

Chapter 28

Hearing the cry for help from the White Rabbit, Boss Xiao cut the gordian knot and put down the war in one sentence.

"Mom and dad, you don't argue, Nuo Nuo and I have two children, a caesarean section, a natural birth. It is better to have a caesarean section or a natural delivery. "

o(╯□╰)o

Why does boss Xiao's sentence sound a bit like experimenting with himself as a mouse? Moreover, she gave birth to two children, one by caesarean section and the other by natural delivery ... Nuo Nuo blushed. When did she promise to give them Xiao's children?

However, when Xiao's father and mother heard the news, they were very satisfied. They beamed at once, and the fighting stopped, so their attention was successfully transferred to Nuo Nuo.

The little mother smiled and pulled her kindly: "Xiaoyi said you called, right? Good boy, I just made you laugh. My old man is like this. Never mind. "

Professor Xiao snorted heavily and waved to please his future parents-in-law. "No, no, I suddenly went home, which was too abrupt."

Hearing this, Xiao's mother studied her appearance carefully and hooked her mouth with satisfaction. Yes, it's really good. This eldest son never needs anyone to worry about, and his girlfriend is also very good, with heavy eyebrows. At first glance, he is a good boy with a solid mind.

Moreover, the most important thing is that the skirt on this child is so coincidental that it looks exactly like her favorite floral skirt. Well, not many girls can be as vicious as their own eyes. It means that it is not wrong for this child to choose the same skirt as his eldest son.

Xiao's mother thought about it and finally left for dinner. Nuo Nuo kindly refused and had to agree. I thought little mom and dad must be difficult to get along with. The so-called "leave a meal" is interrogation and examination. I heard that doctors have a slight cleanliness addiction. Why do you want to go into the room to change clothes and eat with chopsticks? In this way, eating a meal is quite relaxing and enjoyable, just like eating at home.

From beginning to end, Xiao's parents casually asked their names, which university they graduated from and where they worked, and there was no intention to get to the bottom of it at all. Under such circumstances, Nuo Nuo felt a little uncomfortable, so that on the way home, Big Boss Xiao sent her, directly incarnating a hundred thousand whys, and asked Big Boss Xiao a headache.

"Uncle and aunt are obviously gentle and kind, but why are they so fierce when they first came home?"

Xiao Yi looked ahead and replied while driving: "In fact, as long as they don't involve academic issues, they are still very easy to get along with, so remember, don't discuss any medical-related issues when talking to them in the future."

The little boss paused and then said, "Even if a mosquito bites a bag, it won't work whether it's toilet water or wind oil."

Nuo Nuo nodded in horror, then finally a little understand why Xiao Jun was killed and refused to study medicine. Imagine that there are two ticking time bombs at home. As long as medical problems are discussed, World War II will be triggered. Who dares to study medicine?

It is estimated that a simple question like which major Xiao Jun chose for medicine can make two old people fight?

When the little white rabbit thought about this, his mind flashed and he immediately shouted, "Ah! What about Xiaojun? Xiaojun went to buy coke and never came back? "

It was careless. My wife is so careless. Because Xiao's parents suddenly came back, they were very anxious. For a while, she was worried that her little mother would see the wrong skirt and question herself. For a time, she was worried that the two old people were not satisfied with their diploma status. The whole afternoon was spent in fear and trance, so that she completely forgot the existence of Xiaojun.

Nuo Nuo seize the seat belt grind, "small deepened will have an accident? Let's go to the police now! "

Hearing this, the little boss said, "Don't worry."

"Huh?" My brother didn't hear from me all afternoon, and the big boss Xiao actually said "rest assured"?

"Xiao Jun must have seen mom and dad come back with luggage on the way back," paused, and Boss Xiao looked gloomy: "So he slipped away-"

Nuo Nuo palpitation for a moment, from Xiao Yi's molars to chew out the word "slip away". So, I'm afraid Xiao's parents divorced today, not once or twice? So, smart as Jun Xiao, holding a coke can in a corner and seeing my parents return from Mars, I left myself and Boss Xiao ungrateful and slipped away?

Mindful of this, Nuo Nuo laughed, and the thief nervously poked Boss Xiao's arm and said, "Why didn't you tell my uncle and aunt that they were so cute before?"

Hearing this, Xiao Yi blushed inexplicably, and then coughed for a while: "It's hard to say."

Nuo Nuo stared at Xiao Yi, who was driving seriously with his chin propped up and couldn't help laughing. Her boss Xiao is really getting more and more shy and lovely!

The white rabbit stretched out its paw and decided to tease it to the end. "Did you have a natural delivery or a caesarean section when you were a child?"

Glared at boss Xiao, the car turned into the community. His voice was cold. He said, "Before answering this question, Nuo Nuo, can you tell me what this skirt is about?"

o(& gt； _ & lt)o

Nuo Nuo zheng, this is hard on yourself. Sure enough, you can't get carried away. It turns out that boss Xiao knew there was something wrong with the skirt.

-I'm the dividing line between the dirty laundry and the dirty laundry-

Knowing that he couldn't escape from the eyes of the Great Devil, the white rabbit asked for forgiveness, and explained how he asked Xiao for leave, how his faucet exploded, and how he changed from a white rabbit to a drowning rabbit and then to a rabbit stealing clothes. I thought boss Xiao would laugh until his intestines knotted. As a result, Xiao Big Boss exudes a gloomy atmosphere.

Xiao Yi squinted slightly and asked, "What did you just say was the reason you came to my house?"

"Yes, because I help Xiaojun choose volunteers." Nuo Nuo gnashed her teeth. Did Boss Xiao eat too much vinegar? She doesn't want to have an affair with Xiao Jun, but to get down to business. At the thought of this, Nuo Nuo simply struck first and pretended to be angry.

"I'm not ashamed to say that as parents, you didn't even care about such a big thing as Xiaojun being admitted to the university, so you just waved your sleeves and went on a business trip, huh!"

Xiao Yi sighed and solemnly concluded: "You have been cheated."

"Huh?" Nuo Nuo was stunned and cheated? What do you mean?

Boss Xiao's eyes are like the sea, and he gnashed his teeth. "Xiaojun is a day student. The admission notice from Beijing will arrive in two days. What do you want to fill in? "

"..." Nuo Nuo I'm sorry, what is this? So, the tiger brothers have no dog brothers, and you two brothers are black-hearted wolves! !

Nuo Nuo shook his paw. "Go back to tidy up him tonight. Don't give me face. "

Boss Xiao smiled brightly. "obey his orders."

After some discussion, the young couple returned the skirt before Xiao's mother found that it disappeared automatically. Things came to an end, and I finally breathed a sigh of relief. I originally agreed to thank Boss Xiao for secretly changing the weather for him this weekend, and invited him to dinner by the way ... Ahem, by the way, the date, who expected, the company worked overtime.

=_=

Therefore, the big boss is not arbitrary. The game originally planned to be released on Monday suddenly went wrong. Neither the testing department nor the operation department can tell what went wrong. In the end, it is impossible. Boss Xiao personally went out and tested and corrected bugs all day on Saturday.

So Nuo Nuo, as an employee+girlfriend, can only silently support Xiao Yi in the rear and play "burning face" at home when Boss Xiao gets off work. Is playing boring, the phone rang, Nuo Nuo almost skipped to grab the phone, a look at the caller ID, chin automatically fell on the table.