A short campus joke

A brief campus joke:

1. As an invigilator, I summed up the following points: the college entrance examination is a senior high school entrance examination, the senior high school entrance examination is a quiz, and the quiz is a barbecue.

2. Some exam answers are also quite rough, and will only give you a slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight slight.

3. My classmates reminded me: Never turn on the air conditioner during the exam, because the air conditioner is divided into wall-mounted (compulsory) and closet (vertical kneeling).

4, the teacher said: reach out and don't hit the smiling face, well, seeing that you are so mean, I can only kick with my feet!

5. A good teacher makes a good apprentice. Look at Yao Ming, and then look at Jing M.Guo. I know whose teacher is better!

6. What's your grade point, classmate? B: Quite sensitive.

7. I hate books that are used. You are absolutely right. I think I will sleep more comfortably if there is a book to cushion.

8. Did my father scold me for getting 40 points in the first exam? Do you dare to miss the exam? . I got 20 points in the second exam. No way, men must be brave.

For students, a holiday is just doing homework in another place.

10, teacher's lie: primary school teacher, tell me the truth, I won't tell your parents; Junior high school teacher: the PE teacher has something to do in this class; High school teacher: I only take one minute of your time.

Short campus joke 2:

1, a school stipulates that all students who fall in love, once verified, will be expelled immediately. As for who to fire, you two can discuss it among yourselves. How many couples turned against each other? Damn, that's cruel.

2. A: Our school has just promulgated a regulation that the canteen should be divided into boys' dining area and girls' dining area in the future. It's really confusing!

B: It is said that there are two reasons. First, there are too many people feeding each other in the canteen. Second, the seats in the canteen are tight, and men and women eat together, which affects the dining efficiency?

3. In high school, the school stipulated that the distance between men and women in the playground at night should not be less than 20cm, otherwise parents will be notified directly if they are caught in puppy love.

I went back to my alma mater a while ago and chatted with my former teacher. I mentioned the 20cm system in laughter. The teacher said: Now the society is progressing, and the school concept has also improved. ?

I nodded and just wanted to say that it should have been cancelled long ago. The teacher then said: In the past, the distance between men and women was not less than 20cm, but now there is no gender restriction. ?

4. Chemistry teacher: If you spend 40 minutes reviewing chemistry every night, I don't believe you can't learn well.

Chinese teacher: Can't you spare an hour or two to recite the text?

English teacher: Can you spare an hour to recite English?

Politics teacher: Even if you spend half an hour reciting, you won't do so badly in the exam.

Lao Ban: Why are you so sleepy when you come in the morning? Can't you go to bed early at night?

Teacher, stop!

5. It is forbidden to put 20 yuan cash in the classroom according to the regulations of the school, otherwise the school will not be responsible for the loss. It seems that 20 yuan will take care of the school as soon as you leave.

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