Do you know any funny stories that make people laugh to tears?

1, my cousin is a spiritual guy, learning to smoke like others, and it has been more than ten years now.

Last month, he worked as a driver for the female boss of a company. On this day, my cousin was addicted to cigarettes and smoked in the stairwell, which was seen by the female boss.

She said, "There is nothing to smoke. Be careful of getting lung cancer. " My cousin flicked his cigarette ash and said, "I'm waiting for someone who told me to give up smoking." Would you like to be that person? " The female boss blushed and said, "Bah." The next day, he was fired by his boss because he was allergic to cigarettes!

My son came to tell me that there is a new stuttering child in their kindergarten, and other children don't play with him. Always laugh at him ... I said that children can't discriminate, so go and play with him, don't laugh at him, and don't imitate him! After only two days, my son began to stutter a little.

In the evening, my aunt and cousin watch TV together. Aunt pointed to the female star inside and said that she 19 is the winner, and so are you 19. You still failed, and you failed more than one subject. I have to make up lessons during the holiday and skip classes! My cousin didn't dare to refute a word, and my aunt went on to say, tell me, what advantages do you have over others? Cousin's weak answer: yes, I can eat two barrels of the whole family by myself.

4. the Monkey King asked Bajie, "Bajie! Do you know if the two bugs under the word "stupid" are male or female? " ?

Pig Bajie: "Brother Monkey, you asked me, and you asked the right person. There are three people and two bugs. These two bugs must be female. " Lust is the nature of Pig Bajie!

My mother never cooks. Once, some beautiful mushrooms suddenly appeared in my garden. Yes, she made soup. Later, the two of us were poisoned by vomiting and diarrhea! She was taken to the hospital, and as soon as she saw the doctor, she said, doctor, I can't stand it. Please help me first and leave my daughter alone! Me.

6. My mother never cooks. Once, some beautiful mushrooms suddenly appeared in my garden. Yes, she made soup. Later, the two of us were poisoned by vomiting and diarrhea! She was taken to the hospital, and as soon as she saw the doctor, she said, doctor, I can't stand it. Please help me first and leave my daughter alone! Me.