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When Wu Bao was asked about the scandal

Xiaomei:

Reporter: Xiaomei, what do you think of the recent scandal about you and XXX?

Xiaomei: Huh? !

Brother Mao: Xiaomei, did you pass on the gossip again? Still with XXX Are you kidding? Aren't you hurting XXX How to put the layout of the newspaper? Two faces together, eyes bigger than others, nose bigger than others, mouth smaller than others. . . Well, don't you want others to look inferior?

[To reporter] In this way, I will fight back and educate myself. It's wrong of us to let this genie out. Please apologize to XXX for me!

Reporter [%#%] 555 ~ ~ ~ Brother Mao, don't run. You were having an affair, too. 555~~~

Brother Mao:

Reporter: Brother Mao, what do you think of the recent scandal about you and XXX?

Brother Mau: Huh? !

Xiaomei [pops up] It must be that he wore the wrong glasses that day.

Reporter [? ! ] has something to do with glasses?

Xiaomei: What do you think of the scandal with XXX? I think either there is something wrong with my eyes at ordinary times, or I see more beautiful things at ordinary times, and I am tired of aesthetics. Now I'm beginning to judge ugliness.

Brother Mao [bows his head] I'll talk about it when I get back ~ ~ ~

Xiaomei: I don't want to hear you say, explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact! What can you say? !

Reporter! @ # Do you think I don't exist? !

Yang Xue tablets

Reporter: What do you think of the recent scandal about you and XXX?

After 1 minute of Yang Xue reaction, oh ~~ ~ the XXX you mentioned ~ ~ you didn't remind me that I almost forgot this person.

Reporter TT, what else do you remember besides music?

Yang Xue: But my love life is very busy. I am the king of Xuecheng and Yuanyang, and the third party of Mao Mei and Wu Yuan. Even if I want to send something to XXX, she can only be the nth gossip object ~ ~ ~

Reporter! @ # @ You, you are too busy ~ ~ ~

Small five articles

Reporter: Xiao Wu, you are the only one who has no scandal. How do you feel?

Xiaowu laughs that I am still young ~ ~ ~ and my feelings are still early.

The reporter is crazy. You and Xiaomei have been together for a year! ! How small can it be? Why is one evil world and the other pure without scandal?

Far team article

Reporter: Yuan Dui, what do you think of the recent scandal about you and XXX?

It's a good thing that the far team was moved to cheat. This can prove that I am actually a person with low requirements. I don't ask the other person to be more beautiful than Xiaomei, more talented than Mao, more dancing than Xiaowu, and even XXX beans can gossip with me, which proves how much I don't ask.

Reporter @ @ @ You may be the only star who is happy to have an affair!

When we were dating.

Opening dance

"About you come, come with me.

No matter how picky you are, you have to fall in love, and the world will be full of love ~ ~ ~ ~ "

After dancing, He Laoshi looked very rogue and innocent: Today is our special edition, men choose women's edition! But today is more special than that. In particular, there are five guests here. They only date, not fall in love! ! Therefore, please don't list the female guests coming up from behind as contacts.

He Laoshi smirked, which means that even if you fall in love after dating, you can't admit it, you can't make it public, you can't be photographed by the media ~ ~ ~ Even if you are photographed, you can call it a friend relationship! ! If you can understand what I said above.

Let's welcome top combine, the first idol in the Mainland, to yearn for heaven! !

The opening of Monkey King

He Laoshi: Have you ever thought about participating in our program?

The distant team has no integrity. The company rules not to fall in love!

He Laoshi: Cold. What are you doing here today?

Far team: To be honest, the company said that the ratings were not good recently. Let's stand on the platform and improve the ratings!

He Laoshi's frozen sincere child ~ ~ Don't you know to say something nice to coax me? It's not easy for my old man to host a program! ! !

Brother Mau: He Laoshi, this is the calculation of the distant team. Don't girls nowadays like honest and reliable men ~ ~

Xiaomei's Stealing the Mirror Bird is "heavy" enough, and so much meat is "dependent" enough ~ ~ ~ It really meets the standard!

Far team |||||

He Laoshi ||||| Are you really in this together?

Yang Xue: I always thought that when we were fast men, we were rivals, not teammates! !

He Laoshi & gt Can I take this sentence as a propaganda for fast men?

Xiaowu's lovely smile. Can we start? I want to see my beautiful sister!

Is it normal for He Laoshi to be moved? !

Xiaowu: Let's see if my sister is beautiful or Xiaomei is beautiful.

I took back He Laoshi's tears, no one is normal! ! ! !

In order not to get angry, He Laoshi put top combine on the stage and invited other 13 as male guests.

13 male guests in position!

Background A: What I want to say is that although I knew there would be handsome guys when I came, I didn't know that idols would really shine until I was with several idols. Can you ask the lighting engineer to look at the light on my face? I'm afraid the female guests won't see me when they come up! !

Background B: I feel that we are here today not as guests, but as spectators. With such a handsome guy standing here, where do we have a chance? !

Background C: Today we are standard green leaves.

Background D: Don't lose heart. Maybe there's a chance. Maybe there will be female guests who don't just look at their appearance? !

Background E: Do you think you are talented? More talented than Ma Xueyang?

Background d: ...

When 18 is occupied.

He Laoshi wiped the sweat. What an unfair war it is!

Please welcome our first female guest-Xiao Ai! !

Under the gorgeous light, Xiao Ai stepped onto the stage, covering her mouth. Little dress, 8 cm high heels, perfect makeup made by makeup artist.

He Laoshi looked at others with a smile. How cute. Laughing without showing my teeth, I came with my mouth covered.

Xiao Ai picked up the receiver in one hand and covered her mouth with the other. I'm not laughing! I'm afraid you'll see my mouth watering ~ ~ ~

The audience burst into laughter!

He Laoshi ||||| God, can't I meet a normal person today?

Who do you think you are? Do you want to eat the Tang Priest's demon?

Isn't there a the Monkey King in the top group? Which one of you is Tang Priest?

Xiaomei: Tang Priest is a bird. He is good at reciting. Discharge to the camera, but we are predestined friends, and I was voted as Yutujing by netizens!

He Laoshi can't be chosen as a leprechaun. What is there to be proud of?

Xiao Ai, wipe your saliva clean. Are you sure you are a leprechaun?

Quiet-

Full house hilarity

Xiaomei hangs the watch! !

He Laoshi doesn't understand the difference between goblins and ubers? Are they not all demons? (He Laoshi feels very Tang Priest at the moment! )

Little white-eyed goblin. Well, it's just to cultivate immortality and repay kindness; Bad, but it sucks the essence and harms people; In other words, goblins are good and bad, and their lethality is not great! On the other hand, Uber is even more deadly. I've never heard that it would be a disaster for a monster to come out! Country! Hey! Min!

Xiaomei hangs the table harder.

Brother Mao patted him on the shoulder to comfort him.

In the distance, Yang Xue snickered.

Xiao Wu didn't understand, there was a question mark on his face!

He Laoshi found no refutation. ...

Xiaomei's earrings

(One day, in the dressing room before TC took the stage ...)

Xiaomei: Ah ~ ~ it's far away! I can't find the star earrings on the left! What else! I can't find the moon eardrop on the right!

Xiao Yuan: No way! Time to go on stage! ~

TC immediately helped find it. ...

Xiaomei: What should I do with 5555 ~ ~ ~ I can't find it ~ ~

(suddenly looking in the mirror ...)

I'm sorry ...

(TC sees Xiaomei ...)

It turns out that Xiaomei wears stars in her left ear and the moon in her right ear. ...

(TC is coming down! ~~)

Xiaomei: Hehe ~ ~ Let's go on stage ~ ~

it's over

Bad arrival

(All TC's concentrate on recording Coming in the studio.)

TC: Standing in the rainy season, I showed the beauty of a smile.

Xiao Yuan: I think it should be you.

Editor: Card!

(TC is shocked! )

Editor: Bird! It's time to sing high notes here! Rerecording

Xiao Yuan (helpless): Right, right, right ~ ~

(Singing) Dry soil ... standing in the rainy season of re-harvest, it shows the beauty of a smile.

Xiao Yuan: I think it should be you (Beth) ... (Shocked! ) sorry! ~

(both TC sweat ~ ~ ~)

Editor: Here we go again!

Xiaomei: Who cares? He will invite you to lunch! ~~

Everyone TC: OK!

Xiao Yuan: ... (Sweat! ~~)

(Singing again) Dry soil ... Standing in the rainy season of re-harvest, it shows the beauty of a smile.

Xiao Yuan: I think it should be you. ...

Xiaomei: (unintentionally) Ah choo! ~~~~

Everyone: cough (snickering ing~~)

(Xiaomei reluctantly drew a circle in the corner and counted Qian Qian in the bag ~ ~)

it's over

go shopping

(sun exposure, TC disguised parade ... no, no, no ~ ~ it's shopping, shopping. Wandering around, Xiaomei is gone ...)

Far Team: Huh? Miss someone? (counting ing~~) Where is Xiaomei? ~~~

(TC is shocked! When I went back to find Xiao Meijun, I saw Xiao Meijun's eyes shining and staring at the cross necklace of a jewelry store.

Xiaomei: I think ~ ~ ~

Boss: 50

(Xiaomei thinks: expensive ~ ~! )

(All TC's come around to help bargain, but the boss just won't let go. )

(I saw Xiao Wu rushing forward and staring at the boss, holding out two fingers. )

(TC is shocked! )

Boss: It's too low! This is pure silver!

(Xiao Wu shakes his head crazily, still with two fingers)

(both TC sweat ~ ~ ~)

Boss: No ~ ~ How detailed this work is ~ ~!

(Xiao Wu shakes his head wildly, that is, two fingers)

(Everyone TC is sweating ~ ~ ~ ~)

Boss: Come on, look at this. It's studded with rhinestones! This is, this is a small business. ...

(Xiao Wu shakes two fingers, trying to pull TC away ...)

Boss: Come on! Just 20! (The boss reaches out two fingers helplessly)

(After the transaction ... Xiaomei is happy ing ~ ~ Xiaowu is proud ing ~ ~ Far away, Mao Mao, wiping her sweat with a knife ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

it's over

Xiao mei he Dao Dao

The difference between hands and claws

Xiaomei: Dao, why do you think Xiao Wu's dog always bites his hand when feeding?

Knife: You are wrong!

Xiaomei:?

Knife: Dogs' paws are called hands, and people's hands are called paws!

Xiaomei: ... Oh!

it's over

Xiaomei telephone meter

Xiaomei: Knife! ! ! Knife knife! ! ! My phone ... my phone ... aah! Can't open the machine? ! What if mom wants to see me? !

Knife: Let me see.

The knife pressed several times.

Daodao: What's the matter? Is it really impossible? !

Xiaomei laughed wildly: hey hey hey! I took out the battery of my mobile phone, haha! Of course you can't turn on the machine! ! !

The knife is speechless.

it's over

Xiaomei dishwasher

Yuan dui: whose turn is it to wash the dishes today?

Everyone said in unison: Xiaomei ...

Xiaomei looks innocent. Say: Washing dishes hurts your hands,,,,

Knife and Knife: Nothing is beyond the reach of an invincible beautiful teenager in hyperspace.

Xiaomei: Just wash it ~ Hum ~ ~ (After that, he stumbled into the kitchen with a bunch of bowls ~)

After a few seconds. . . . . Scratching ~ ~ (breaking the bowl)

Xiaomei exclaimed: Oh, no! I bought many new knives. A dream bowl! ~

I heard it and rushed to the kitchen at a speed of 100 meters per second ~

The knife made a killing sound: Liu Zhoucheng! Are you tired of living? !

Xiaomei looked at the knife that made such a big fire: Well, my hand slipped just now and I accidentally fell to the ground. I just made a bowl ~ I'll buy you another one ~ (I'm running away ~)

Knife: (looking at the debris on the ground) Buy what you want! That's a limited edition, the only one in the world!

Xiaomei: I told you I can't wash dishes! Why are you so angry! (voice fades) I didn't mean to! (pretend to be poor ~)

Mao Mao: Dao Dao, come on, if you say more, he will cry ~

Dao: OK, OK, forget it! I'll send you a song: My heart is too soft.

Yuan dui: someone must help Xiaomei wash the dishes afterwards!

Everyone said in unison: Why?

Yuan dui: if he washes us again, we won't have any bowls to eat! (I know how to eat)

(Xiaomei, He Miaomiao, Daodao, Xiaowu): Then don't eat it ~

Far Team: Huh? No way!

(Xiaomei, He Miaomiao, Daodao, Xiaowu): Then wash it ~

Far Team: Hmm ... OK! I wash, I wash ~ it's impossible not to eat ~

Xiaomei's goal has been achieved ... with a sly smile ~ ~

Xiaomei: Have any of you seen my wallet? ?

Xiaowu: Do you have any money? Who else will get it? (giggle)

Yang Xue: Why are you so nervous? Is there ... is there anything to hide?

Xiaomei: No! It's just a wallet ... and a lot of money. ...

Li Mao: Go to hell! It's only a few hundred dollars!

Bird: (slaps him) Hey, how did it get out?

Xiaomei: Hum! Take it out!

Xiao Wu: We didn't take it.

Xiaomei: Who has it? ! Tell the truth.

Five: (Look at me, I see you looking at each other)

Liner: (coming back from outside) What are you doing?

Xiaomei: My wallet!

Liner: Who robbed your wallet? Isn't it somewhere in Li Mao?

Xiaomei: Huh? Li Mao! He Miaomiao! Come out!

Li Mao: Xiaomei, what do you want me to do?

Xiaomei: My wallet. (Holding out his hand)

Li Mao: Oh, here you are.

Xiaomei: Uh, hollowing out!

Bird: We didn't take it, we just spent it ... (Clam)

two

One day, they ate around the table. ...

Li Mao: Hey hey, Xiaomei, be polite when eating.

Xiaomei: I am elegant! (Rice grains are still sticking to the corners of the mouth)

Bird: I'll clean it for you (just bring a towel)

Xiaomei: Thank you! Bird Brothers (Little Shenyang accent)

Yang Xue: Well, I've never seen anything like it.

Xiaomei: I am still young ~ ~ ~

Er Ru: You are getting old! Liu Xiaomei, you are 2 1 year old!

Liner: That's it! You are younger than me!

Xiaomei: I mean, among boys, what does the little girl care?

Xiao Wu: Brother, and me!

Xiaomei: What's the matter with you? Do you want to get involved?

Xiao Wu: I mean .. I am. ...

Xiaomei: Yes, yes, yes, what is it? Aren't you Jin Xiaowu ~ ~

Xiaowu: Yes, I am Xiaowu.

Xiaomei: Huh? What's the matter?

Xiao Wu: Am I the youngest? You're not real. ...

(Laughter).

Xiaomei: Hey! Why don't you save me some face? ! (Xiao Wu: I'm telling the truth)

three

Beijing Water Cube 2008 Baidu Inventory Awards Ceremony

Moderator: Next is the top combination!

(The five of them are trotting on the red carpet together)

Fan: Our poor little five came back with a broken mouth. 18960.6886868866 17

Five people are already in their seats. )

Moderator: Best Mainland Female Singer ... Male Singer ... Top Ten Golden Melody Awards ...

Xiaomei: Who will be the best mainland delegation today?

Yang Xue: I don't know, it shouldn't be us!

Bird: Why?

Yang Xue: And Bobo! We have only been out for a few months, and he has been here for two years.

Li Mao: Well, that's not certain. Never heard anyone say that we are popular.

Xiaomei: It's still popular. You are really annoying.

Moderator: Next is the best mainland combination ~ The winner is-

Five: (worry)

Moderator: top combine ...

Five: yeah! It worked!

Moderator: Bobo next to you!

Five: Alas, what a pity! (speechless)

four

One day, top combine was in the dormitory.

Bird: Why is it so quiet today?

Li Mao: Who said that? Don't you think Xiaomei is a little strange today?

Yang Xue: Really? Where did you see it?

At this time, Xiaomei came out humming a song. "The line of sight became blurred, leaving only pain."

Yang Xue Byrd: Well, it's a little abnormal!

Xiaowu: What did Brother Zhou Cheng pick up yesterday?

Three: What Dongdong?

Xiao Wu: It seems to be 100 yuan.

Three: Liu Xiaomei, stop! The money is even!

Bird: I dropped it yesterday. Just a hundred!

Xiaomei: Then why didn't you say so earlier?

Li Mao: I lost 100 yuan while practicing rap yesterday.

Yang Xue; I think I was so absorbed in practicing the violin yesterday that I fell down.

Xiaomei: Oh, I see. It's just that I took it out of the toilet pit last night Oh, it hasn't been disinfected yet. Take it! (grin)

Three: (scared to run away)

five

Top combination dormitory, lose shoes.

Li Mao: Where are my shoes? Where are my shoes? Hey, hey, has anyone seen my other shoe?

Bird: Who will take your smelly shoes? Look again.

Li Mao: Yes, but nothing? !

Bird: Hell, someone will take your shoes, too.

Li Mao: Hey ~ What do you mean by that? Ge Yuan ..

Yang Xue: Hey, it's early in the morning. Why is it so noisy?

Xiaowu: Brother ... What are your shoes?

Li Mao: Shoes, what's wrong?

Xiaowu: You seem to see a shoe in the toilet. ...

Four: (speechless ..)

Li Mao: (rushes to the bathroom and screams-) Who did it? (A piece of shit on my shoes)

Xiaowu: Brother, I'm very sorry ... I didn't see it clearly in a daze this morning. ...

Yang Xue: Hahahaha ... (Laughter)

six

Hong kong disneyland

Look at you guys in big hats and sunglasses.

Er Ru: It's too conspicuous, and it's easier to be recognized.

Li Mao: No?

Really, and there are too many of you. You will be recognized soon.

Li Mao: Huh? ! So what should we do?

Liner: Let's go separately.

Xiaomei: Oh, it's really disappointing that you can't go with MM. ..

Li Mao: Just admit it. It's a big deal to sign.

Bird: If something crazy happens, I'm afraid I won't be able to go home alive.

Yang Xue: Then let's go separately.

Bird: By the way, I'm with Yang Xue Ryan Er Ru and Xiaomei Xiaowu of Li Mao.

Xiaomei: No! (after lifting his hat and taking off his sunglasses) I don't want it!

Fans: Ah! Liu Zhoucheng Yes, May, give me your autograph. ..

Five: (Run ~)

seven

One night in the middle of the night, top combine came back from the set.

(Lin cooks noodles together)

Li Xiaomei Hairbird: Wow, I'm so hungry.

Yang Xue: Alas! Do you cook noodles? !

Liner Ruhr: Yes.

Five: (Swallow saliva)

Li Mao: Er Ru ... lovely Er Ru ... here-

Er Ru: Don't give me that, Zhang. I'll cook you a bowl.

Liner: May, I'll make it for you, too.

Xiaomei Bird: Wait!

Yang Xue: What about me?

Er Ru: It's certainly the most difficult for the Yang Xue brothers to practice marshmallows.

Xiao Wu: About what ... What about me?

Liner: small five is the smallest. There's one, too

Li Mao: What is justice? ! Where are the noodles? ! Too much! (sad ~ ~ ~)

eight

Li Mao: It's so quiet today that I can hardly stand it.

Yang Xue; Isn't Xiaomei sick?

Xiao Wu: No.

Yang Xue: How do you know?

Xiaowu: He kept complaining last night. I didn't fall asleep until three o'clock.

Li Maoxue Yang: (dizzy)

Bird: (just getting up) What is this? How to build one by one

Li Mao: It's really hard to be crazy without Xiaomei!

Bird: Do you know what Xiaomei is doing?

Three: I don't know.

Birds; How about we listen to the recording? It is specially recorded to observe Xiaomei.

Tape: (Liu Zhoucheng's voice) Oh, what a terrible day. I spent so much money. Let's see, 50 minutes to go to the toilet, 65438 popsicles +0.5 yuan, 2.2 shoes-er, 10 yuan, losing ... even dollars ... (V: hilarious).

nine

Xiaomei: I suddenly want to eat marshmallows!

Li Mao: Who will sell it these days?

Yang Xue: Hey, look, there's an old man for sale.

Bird: Is it unsanitary?

Xiaomei: Ouch! Don't they have a business license?

Four: Oh ~ ~

Boss: How much do you want, young man?

Xiao Wu: Five! No, five strings. No, no, five, five!

Xiaomei: Brother Mao, do you have RMB on you?

Li Mao: Yes, oh no, I didn't! Never changed a pair of pants.

Xiaomei: Yang Xue, do you have RMB with you?

Yang Xue: I forgot.

Xiaowu: I didn't. Looks like brother Zhang didn't either.

Xiaomei: I didn't find Zhang's. Let's ... slip away. ..

Bird: Where are you?

Boss: All right, young man, 20 yuan.

Bird: Those who killed thousands of knives ran away. Master, let me explain. ...

Li Mao: "Dear, call me Brother Mao."

Xiaowu: "Brother Mao."

Li Mao: "No, Brother Mao."

Xiaowu: "Brother Mao."

Li Mao: "............"

(2) Ma Xueyang: "Xiao Wu, my name is Ma Xueyang."

Xiao Wu: "Ma Xueyang."

Ma Xueyang: "Yes, that's right!"

Then I bought a bottle of Sprite to teach him.

Ma Xueyang: "This is Sprite."

Xiao Wu: "Sprite."

Ma Xueyang: "Yes! What's my name? "

Xiao Wu: "Ma Xuebi .........."

(3) One day, in a windy night, five people were on the road. ....

Xiaomei: (chic) "It's really cold. Fortunately, I have a scarf, unlike those people (see next line). Oh, no, it's too dark at night to see my face clearly. I don't know what happened. Has my skin deteriorated? " Skin care products seem to be around me ... "(omit n)

Bird: "I call it calm, unlike some people!" " "(saying Xiaomei)

Brother Mao: (in self-state) "In the future, I will have shoulders ~ ~" (while doing actions)

Knife: (smug+intoxicated) "..."

Xiaowu (cute) took out his key, ran to four people and shook it gently.

Xiaomei: "Someone is taking pictures! ! ! ! ! "(soon) (night reflection key)

Brother Mao is busy looking for sunglasses. ....

Knife knife a face of doubt-

Brother Yuan: "What's that noise ..." (Keys clash. )

For a long time, I only knew what Xiao Wu meant.

Far team: (kicking Xiaomei) "Idiot, it's the key, I told you to open the door!" " "

Xiaomei: "I didn't say ... go ahead, I haven't found any skin care products yet! ”"

Daodao: (Brother Mao, open the door ...)

Mao Mao: "Why doesn't Xiao Wu open the key?"

4 only look at Xiao Wu. .....

Xiaowu smiled naively, seeing that his brothers didn't seem to open it, open it yourself. .....

After five people enter the room, 10 minutes. ...

"oh! Who stepped on me! ! ! "

"Oh, don't kick me."

(4) "Oh, my sunglasses! ! ! ! ! "

"No ~ ~ my skin care products! ! ! ! ! "

"Ah. . %¥# #…………& amp;

"Whoops, pay for my sunglasses, my beloved sunglasses ~ ~ ~!"

"Whoops, my skin. . . . . "

(The scene is in chaos ...)

Far team: "Stop! ! Nobody moves! "

There was a moment of silence. .....

Daodao: "(Calm down) I just want to ask a question. Why don't you turn on the light?"

Xiao Wu: (afraid) "black ~ ~ ~"

Xiaomei: "Where is the mirror?"

Power failure; blackout ......

He Miaomiao: (Doubt? ) "Is there a power outage?"

Xiaomei took two steps forward, and suddenly she heard the sound of something breaking, looked down at her shoes ... and thought (Oh, Brother Mao's sunglasses ...)

Take the sunglasses with the shoes at once. ....

As a result, T walked up to Xiaowu and touched Xiaowu's foot.

Xiao Wu thought he was afraid of something, so he left immediately and gave it to the distant team. Then he kept coming and going, and finally he gave it back to Xiaomei, who didn't know.

After groping for a long time in the dark, I finally touched the violin and pulled it narcissistically.

He Miaomiao took a few steps, accidentally knocked over a box and stepped on it. (Xiaomei's skin care products ..)

The distant team picked up the guy and began to repair it ~ ~ ~ ~

Another half hour passed, and suddenly, the light came on.

The first picture looks like this:

Xiao Wu danced with fear ~ (but still cute)

Mao Mao has Xiaomei's skin care products at her feet. .

Xiaomei's feet have changed into Mao Mao's broken sunglasses.

Knife is still wearing a violin.

All the movements stop together at the moment when the light is on. .....

(loudly) "Liu ~ ~ Zhou ~ ~ Cheng! ! ! ! ! ! ! "

Xiaomei: "Why?" (Looking down, startled) Then at Li Mao.

(louder) "Li ~ ~ ~ Mao! ! ! ! ! ! "

He Miaomiao: "Why?" (Looking down, stunned)

"I fight with you! ! How dare you spoil my skin care products like this! ! "

"I just fight with you, my beloved sunglasses! ! "

The two are at loggerheads! ! !

Daodao continues to play the violin. (Khan, it seems that he has always maintained this posture. )

Far Team: "Xiaowu, this action should be ..." (Teach Xiaowu seriously)

Xiao Wu: Oh, oh, "............."