Are there any jokes that make people fart? Classic.

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "

I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife."

……"

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "

I am hungry and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared.

Man: "... cake."

The coldest joke:

A Chinese cabbage is running. Take off your clothes when it's too hot, layer after layer, and finally disappear.