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51 What can I borrow without paying it back? ●Borrowing light

52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Conductor

53 What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? ●Angle

54 What will increase by half when it is turned upside down? ●6

55 You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it? ●Silence

56 What often comes but never really comes? ●Tomorrow

57 Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand any foreign language. He was not deaf-mute, but he seemed to be in his own way. The country has never felt any inconvenience. Why? ●Xiao Wang is a baby

58 How can I write red letters with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"

59 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? ●Spare Tire

60 There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? ●Sink to the bottom of the river

61 Under what circumstances will a person smoke from his orifices? ●Cremation

62 The vixen is best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirit" can confuse men and women together?● Alcohol

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63 Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?● Chickens lay eggs

64 Why do two tigers fight to the death? ●No one dares Dissuade the fight

65 Mr. Lin received an artificial heart after major surgery. After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why did this happen? ●Didn’t really love her

66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, two people can do it Can't do it together.

What is this doing? ●Dreaming

67 Are black chickens or white chickens more powerful? Why? ●Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs

68 Return at midnight You realize you forgot to bring your key and no one else is at home. What is your biggest wish? ● The door is forgotten

69 What are the benefits of black hair? ●Not afraid of tanning

70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? ●Go to heaven and get a seat

71 The manager can’t cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it? ●Fired

72 What kind of wine should not be drunk? ●Iodine

73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to people? ●As long as you don’t drink it

74 What can you hit without any effort? ●Doze off

75 There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it also know it, but only people who use it don’t know, what is it? ●Coffin

76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? ●Bound volume

77 What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows

78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, then backs up and turns right. Where is the cow's tail facing? ●Chao Di

79 "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "nurture"? ●The day after tomorrow

80 What are the main causes of divorce? ●Marriage

81 How to divide 9 oranges fairly among 13 children? ●Squeeze them into juice

82 Place a pencil on the ground so that no one can cross it But, how to do it? ●Put it against the wall

83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ●She can’t sit

84 Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ●Trees don’t jump

85 Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? ●Earth

86 For fear of losing shape, what do you call a beautiful woman who doesn’t have children after getting married? ●Peerless beauty

87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ●Afraid of eating one's own fingers

88 Who never dares to take a bath● Clay figurine

89 Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? ●Nan "Wu" Amitabha

90 What is not illegal to steal?●Smirk

91 Do you know where modern scientists are generally born? ●In the hospital

92 Why do the wild geese fly south? ●Because walking is too slow with feet

93 You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but what kind of melon can’t be eaten? ●Fool

94 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? ●The last child took the basin away with him

95 Lao Wang shaved forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason? ●Lao Wang is a barber

96 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? ●This is the word "wrong"

97 What kind of car is difficult to move? ●Windmill

98 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why●Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student

99 How many sides does a box have? ●Two sides. Inside and outside

100 Which month has 28 days? ●Every month has 28 days