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51 What can I borrow without paying it back? ●Borrowing light
52 What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo? ●Conductor
53 What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify? ●Angle
54 What will increase by half when it is turned upside down? ●6
55 You will destroy it just by calling its name. What is it? ●Silence
56 What often comes but never really comes? ●Tomorrow
57 Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Due to the language barrier, his parents seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang did not understand any foreign language. He was not deaf-mute, but he seemed to be in his own way. The country has never felt any inconvenience. Why? ●Xiao Wang is a baby
58 How can I write red letters with a blue pen? ●Write the word "red"
59 When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? ●Spare Tire
60 There is a piece of natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into the Qiantang River on September 7th? ●Sink to the bottom of the river
61 Under what circumstances will a person smoke from his orifices? ●Cremation
62 The vixen is best at bewitching men, so what kind of "spirit" can confuse men and women together?● Alcohol
p>63 Why would a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes?● Chickens lay eggs
64 Why do two tigers fight to the death? ●No one dares Dissuade the fight
65 Mr. Lin received an artificial heart after major surgery. After she recovered from the illness, her girlfriend immediately broke up with her. Why did this happen? ●Didn’t really love her
66 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; one person can do it, two people can do it Can't do it together.
What is this doing? ●Dreaming
67 Are black chickens or white chickens more powerful? Why? ●Black chickens, black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs
68 Return at midnight You realize you forgot to bring your key and no one else is at home. What is your biggest wish? ● The door is forgotten
69 What are the benefits of black hair? ●Not afraid of tanning
70 If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do some people want to commit suicide today? ●Go to heaven and get a seat
71 The manager can’t cook, but there is one dish that he is particularly good at. What is it? ●Fired
72 What kind of wine should not be drunk? ●Iodine
73 Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to people? ●As long as you don’t drink it
74 What can you hit without any effort? ●Doze off
75 There is something that people who buy it know, people who sell it also know it, but only people who use it don’t know, what is it? ●Coffin
76 Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what kind of book does a fat woman look like? ●Bound volume
77 What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? ●No one knows
78 A cow walks 10 meters north, then 10 meters west, then 10 meters south, then backs up and turns right. Where is the cow's tail facing? ●Chao Di
79 "Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents, so what is "nurture"? ●The day after tomorrow
80 What are the main causes of divorce? ●Marriage
81 How to divide 9 oranges fairly among 13 children? ●Squeeze them into juice
82 Place a pencil on the ground so that no one can cross it But, how to do it? ●Put it against the wall
83 Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in New York Harbor? ●She can’t sit
84 Why can frogs jump higher than trees? ●Trees don’t jump
85 Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed of nearly 2,000 kilometers per hour without refueling or other fuel? ●Earth
86 For fear of losing shape, what do you call a beautiful woman who doesn’t have children after getting married? ●Peerless beauty
87 Why do black people like to eat white chocolate? ●Afraid of eating one's own fingers
88 Who never dares to take a bath● Clay figurine
89 Why are most Buddhists in the Northern Hemisphere? ●Nan "Wu" Amitabha
90 What is not illegal to steal?●Smirk
91 Do you know where modern scientists are generally born? ●In the hospital
92 Why do the wild geese fly south? ●Because walking is too slow with feet
93 You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin, but what kind of melon can’t be eaten? ●Fool
94 There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? ●The last child took the basin away with him
95 Lao Wang shaved forty or fifty times a day, but he still had a beard on his face. What is the reason? ●Lao Wang is a barber
96 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? ●This is the word "wrong"
97 What kind of car is difficult to move? ●Windmill
98 Xiao Ming never studied but got a model student, why●Xiao Ming is a deaf-mute student
99 How many sides does a box have? ●Two sides. Inside and outside
100 Which month has 28 days? ●Every month has 28 days
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