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Slow translation of classical Chinese

1. Translation of the classical Chinese "slow sex": There was a slow-witted person who was surrounded by fire with others in winter. When he saw the corners of other people's clothes on fire, he slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you will be impatient;" If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was.

Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "Original: Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "There's one thing I've been watching for a long time. I said I was afraid of your impatience, but I was afraid of hurting you if I didn't say it.

However, is it true? No? The man asked what it was and said, "Burn your clothes." "His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily," Why didn't you say so earlier? ""I said, "I'm impatient, I'm sure."

This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

2. Classical Chinese translation of sexual relaxation 1. Translation:

There is a slow-witted person who is surrounded by fire with others in winter. He saw that the corner of someone else's clothes was on fire, so he slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you will be impatient;" If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was. Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "

2. Original text:

Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "I've been watching one thing for a long time. I said I was afraid you would be impatient, but I was afraid I would hurt you if I didn't say it." However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "I said," I am impatient, I'm sure. "

3. This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

3. A slow-witted person, surrounded by fire with others in winter, saw the corners of other people's clothes on fire and slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you can't hold your breath; If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too many copies. So, is it good? " The man asked what it was.

Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes. The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "why didn't you tell me earlier when you found out?" "Chronic people say," I said you would be impatient, and sure enough! " "Original: Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "There's one thing I've been watching for a long time. I said I was afraid of your impatience, but I was afraid of hurting you if I didn't say it.

However, is it true? No? The man asked what it was and said, "Burn your clothes." "His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily," Why didn't you say so earlier? ""I said, "I'm impatient, I'm sure."

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4. Sex has slowed down. In winter, people look around the stove, and people's skirts and tails are on fire. It is said that: "there is a (1) 1 translation: seeing someone else's trouser legs on fire," for ":being; I want to tell you, but I'm afraid you can't hold back. I don't want to tell you, but I'm afraid you'll lose too much. The man then hurriedly put out the fire. (2) I have been watching it for a long time. I have long discovered something, a pronoun, which refers to the fact that clothes are on fire. When A is ready to go public, Zhi: Go …, go; In my mind, a hundred mosquitoes turn into cranes, and the word "zhi" is between subject and predicate; C translation: So I often get pleasure from foreign things. Go home to get shoes, so the answer is D.(3) This question examines students' reading comprehension and translation ability, and requires students to read more articles and master the meaning, especially the translation of key words. Pay attention to the explanation of key words. Pay attention to the word "Tao" in the sentence: Say "Sure enough": Sure enough. Clearly show the difference between the two. Use sarcastic words to ridicule those who are unrealistic and don't understand the priorities of things, which leads to the harm of others. In life, we should change our personality in the environment, not insist when we encounter difficulties, but distinguish the priorities of things. A: (1)① Wanted ③ Worried ④ Immediately, anxious 2. D.3 I said you were impatient.

5. A slow-witted person, surrounded by fire with others in winter, saw the corners of other people's clothes on fire and slowly said to that person, "There is one thing that I have discovered for a long time and want to tell you, but I am afraid that you can't hold your breath; If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you will lose too much. So, say it or not? " The man asked what it was. Answer: "The fire caught the edge of your clothes." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted at him, "Why didn't you tell me when you found out?" The chronic person said, "I told you you would be impatient, and sure enough!" " "

Original text:

Human nature is dull. In winter, around the stove, we saw people's skirts and tails on fire. They said, "I've been watching one thing for a long time. I said I was afraid you would be impatient, but I was afraid I would hurt you if I didn't say it." However, is it true? Don't say it, okay? " When people ask what this is, they say, "Burn your clothes." His man (jù) took his clothes and said angrily, "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "I said," I am impatient, I'm sure. "

This article is selected from jokes in Ming and Qing Dynasties.

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6. Fu Xianqian slowed down the translation of classical Chinese 1 original text.

Fu Xianxi is a student and knows a lot about literature and medicine. He is dull and looks like an old Confucian. One day, Ya walked in the market and asked everyone, "Have you seen Viagra?" Or where it is, and where Ya Bu used to be. Than meet, breathing for a long time. Wei asked, "I met Sansao under a tree in front of a bitter well, and I was so tired that I dozed off. It seems worrying that children are playing by the well, three or five feet apart. There's a difference between men and women, so it's inconvenient to wake up Third Sister, so I went to my brother. "

Wei was frightened. By the time she ran over, the woman was already crying by the well.

It is good for Fu Cha to study. However, reading with understanding is also applicable. Eating it without melting will make you feel groggy, absurd and cause endless harm. Why do you want to be a Confucian? (Excerpted from Yun's Notes on Yuewei Caotang)

2 comments

Ya Bu: Take your time. Ya: Beautiful but not vulgar.

Bobby: Wait.

H: Just now.

Nap: nap, nap.

Worry: worry

Or: someone.

Go: Run.

Seek: to seek

Horror: Very surprised.

It's worth it

Needle (zhǐ): needlework. Fu: Sewing and embroidery.

Y Ρ n jin (y 謼 謼 n): arrogance.

Manufacturing: manufacturing.

Pedantic: pedantic.

3 translation

Fu Xian likes reading and knows a lot about literature. He also knows a little (some) medicine (knowledge), and his temperament is pedantic and dull. He looks like (a pedantic and dull old bachelor). One day, (Fuxian) walked gracefully in the market and asked everyone, "Have you seen Viagra?" Someone showed me where (Wei San) was, and (Fu Xianjiu) went there with graceful steps. When they met, Fu Xian took a long breath. (Wei San) Asked what he saw (himself), Fu Xian said, "Just before the dry well, I met Third Sister-in-law sewing under the tree. She was sleepy and took a nap. The children are playing by the well, only about three or five feet apart, which looks dangerous. (Because) men and women are different, (I) can't wake up Third Sister, so I came to you. "

Wei San ran away, and the woman was already lying at the wellhead crying for her son.

It is good for slaves to study. But reading is for understanding, and understanding is for practicality. If you don't digest it after eating (it's useless to learn), it will make you confused and eccentric, causing endless harm. Why should you value such a bachelor?

4 meaning

Don't stick to the rules, learn to be flexible.

Learning knowledge should not be rigid, but should be used flexibly.

Reading is for understanding, and understanding truth is for guiding life. What's the use of being a "scholar" unless you learn to be flexible?

7. Answer to the composition question: The answer is 1① a small question that ② wants, ③ worries and ④ asks immediately; Scrambling to ask a small question to 2D; Do a small 3D problem; I said you were impatient, and it was.

Question 4 satirizes people who don't know their priorities in life. Test question analysis: small question analysis 1 test question analysis: explain the idea of test questions and examine students' understanding and memory of the meaning of notional words in classical Chinese. Methods: Ask students to memorize the explanations of key words.

Students are also required to be familiar with the article and read the book a hundred times, which is self-evident. Read the full text first, then think about the meaning of these words you have learned, and infer according to the meaning of the sentence.

Pay attention to the meaning of "desire" and often examine and summarize the usage and significance of "Wei".

Test center: understand the meaning of common content words in classical Chinese in the text. The ability level is understanding B.

Analysis of Question 2: The word "zhi" in I have seen it for a long time is interpreted as a demonstrative pronoun. The "zhi" in item A is interpreted as: to.

The word "zhi" in item B is interpreted as: abolish the independence of sentences between subject and predicate. The word "zhi" in item C is interpreted as: auxiliary word, de.

The word "zhi" in item D is interpreted as a demonstrative pronoun. Test center: understand the meaning of function words commonly used in classical Chinese.

The ability level is understanding B. Question 3 Analysis: This question examines students' reading comprehension and translation ability, and requires students to read more articles and master the meaning of the articles, especially the translation of key words.

Pay attention to the explanation of the meaning of keywords. Pay attention to the meaning of "Dao" and "Sure enough" in the sentence 1.

Test center: Understand and translate the sentences in the text. The ability level is understanding B.

Question 4 test analysis: this question examines the students' understanding ability, and can get the answer if they can roughly understand the meaning. Test center: analyze and summarize the author's views and attitudes in the article.

The ability level is analytical synthesis C.