Who has a joke about talking in their sleep?

1, my high school classmate, during military training, grabbed her hair in the middle of the night and said, "It's over, I fell into a ditch ..."

2. I heard my roommate tell me before, and suddenly said in the middle of the night, "My industrial and commercial password is ... yes ..." But I didn't say "yes" for a long time, which made the two brothers anxious. After hearing this, I was extremely cold ... I immediately went out and changed my password.

3, military camp life, the night is the most terrible! I remember once in the middle of the night, the monitor suddenly said, "You birds, gather for me urgently! ! ! "Then there was a █ █ movement ~ ~ When we were ready, we all stood in front of the monitor, but he didn't reflect it. A bold person approaches, snoring ~ ~. # RMB%-*！ Damn it! ! !

4. When I was in a girls' school, a classmate who slept in my inclined bunk suddenly sat up, raised his hands in the air and said, "Get off, get off, I want to blossom!"

A few days ago, my husband went to bed at night and suddenly woke me up and said, "Did you pick all the meat?" I said, "What?" He added, "You can eat all the lean meat." I said, "Are you dreaming?" He suddenly fell asleep with an ambiguous smile. When I asked him in the morning, he knew nothing!

6. When I was young, I was afraid of ghosts and slept with my brother. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and suddenly hear my brother say, "If you don't obey, lie down and sell you to Henan!" " "I was too scared to talk to my brother for several days.