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The humorous sentence about the most severe stab in the throat caused by nucleic acid testing

The most serious humorous sentence that stabbed the throat in nucleic acid testing (Part 1)

1. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Only when there is silence can there be indifference.

2. I just woke up feeling sleepy and sleepy. I have to do a nucleic acid test in the afternoon?

3. Living in this precious world, the sun is strong and the water is gentle.

4. Love all things, heaven and earth are one.

5. Many friends are queuing up to take nucleic acid tests, even late at night. Xiamen’s epidemic prevention and control work has always been very good, so I don’t feel panic at all. Living in Xiamen is really good. , the city I have loved for ten years.

6. Life is impermanent, I wish you no regrets! Do what you want to do, and see who you want to see. Be kind to every sincerity around you and cherish every moment you spend together. Don't wait until the tea cools down, leaving nothing but sadness in your heart!

7. Except for life and death, they are all trivial matters, and past entanglements are all stories.

8. In the current epidemic, some people consciously stay behind, some take the initiative to isolate, some fight bravely, and some regard death as home.

9. After experiencing the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life. Regardless of love and hatred, living is the most important thing.

10. Queuing up for a nucleic acid test under the scorching sun is not easy at all.

11. Even if the night is long, it cannot block the dawn.

12. I hope that not only spring will come as scheduled, but also that you will be safe after the epidemic.

13. This is the first time I feel that the epidemic is so close to me. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called me in the middle of the night yesterday to ask about my mother’s itinerary. They asked me for a full hour. At noon today, people from the hospital came to do the surgery for my whole family. Nucleic acid amplification testing. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was frightened by the formation.

14. The school is doing nucleic acid testing all night late at night. Medical staff and volunteers are working very hard. It is also not easy for the teachers and students who are waiting in line. We only hope that the epidemic will end soon.

15. Queuing up for nucleic acid tests late at night makes it even harder for medical workers. The hot weather is constantly hot. I hope the epidemic will pass soon.

16. After queuing up to do the nucleic acid test and driving for almost an hour, I finally arrived home and was in a good mood, lying down and playing with my mobile phone comfortably, but my good mood was ruined by Lao Wang’s voice.

17. Now in the middle of the night, I am queuing up for a nucleic acid test. Fortunately, I went to the supermarket yesterday to buy some things. Today, the supermarket is almost empty, and a lot of online shopping has been snatched up. null.

18. Once in the world, you will finally see the sunshine.

19. If someone comes to seek help from someone who is sick, you should not ask them whether they are rich or poor, whether they are old or young, beautiful or beautiful, whether they are close friends, Chinese or barbarian, stupid or wise, they are all the same. They are all considered as close relatives.

20. After going through the ups and downs, you will find a smooth road. After the epidemic, everything will be fine! The humorous sentence that stabbed the throat the most in a nucleic acid test (Part 2)

21. Dressing is no longer conventional, change your style and go for a nucleic acid test.

22. The nucleic acid and antibody tests are normal, thank you everyone. But I was indeed sick. Apart from not having a fever, I felt uncomfortable everywhere.

23.20XX, please take care of yourself. We isolate the virus, but we do not isolate love.

25. An epidemic will wake you and me up!

26. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.

27. There are few people at noon, so hurry up and take a nucleic acid test. It’s just that the medical staff are working too hard. The one in our family went out at around five in the morning and didn’t finish until ten in the evening. When will you take a break from the virus?

28. I got up in the middle of the night to do a nucleic acid test. This time Xi'an has entered the finals. I'm afraid I won't be able to go to work this week.

29. In times of crisis, there are heroes everywhere.

30. Yesterday, I took a nucleic acid test on my nose in the morning. I still felt something poking my nose before going to bed.

Because of rhinitis, I have always been afraid of having something enter my nose since I was a child.

31. I feel sorry for the medical staff who are doing nucleic acid tests outdoors in such high temperatures.

32. I am going to take a nucleic acid test in the afternoon, although I really don’t want to do it...

33. In every era, there are different heroes, and those who fight on the front line Medical workers who save lives and heal the wounded, go against the odds, and face difficulties are today's heroes.

34. Everyone who can sleep in in the morning has to get up and do nucleic acid tests. Epidemic prevention and control cannot be underestimated, and everyone must pay attention to it.

35. Isolate the virus, but do not isolate love, because love is a bridge.

36. The mountains and rivers are in different places, but the wind and moon are in the same sky.

37. Where the flower of love blooms, life can flourish.

38. Prelude to the storm, today’s nucleic acid test was finally completed!

39. Although we have never met, you must be safe.

40. Spring is here and everything is renewed! In addition to paying attention to the current epidemic, we still have life, do what we should do, stay in a happy mood, and live with a smile. ? Humorous sentences on Moments about someone who stabbed his throat during a nucleic acid test

Humorous sentences on Moments about someone who stabbed his throat during a nucleic acid test (Part 1)

1. How can I say that I have no clothes? Be in the same robe as your son. How can I say that I have no clothes? Tongze with Zi.

2. Maybe before long, my throat will grow calluses.

3. Queuing up late at night for nucleic acid testing makes it even harder for medical workers. The hot weather is constantly changing. I hope the epidemic will pass soon.

4. If it weren’t for the epidemic, I should be driving in the canyon with my boyfriend and sisters now, instead of queuing up with my family for a nucleic acid test in the middle of the night.

5. When I woke up, everyone in my circle of friends were doing nucleic acid tests overnight, and I quickly looked at my health code.

6. When the spring flowers bloom, I will hold your hand and enjoy the beautiful rivers and mountains.

7. The world is big, but happiness is small. I hope that not only spring will come as scheduled, but also that you will be safe after the epidemic. May all good things come as expected.

8. We are all intersex until the nucleic acid test results come out.

9. Where the flower of love blooms, life can flourish.

10. In the face of life and death, money is useless and fame and fortune are empty.

11. My nest, my natal family, and my husband’s family have all been destroyed. The epidemic should end as soon as possible. The children have all undergone four rounds of nucleic acid tests.

12. An epidemic wakes you and me up!

13. When the cold winter passes by, the warm sun will come. The hardships at this moment are like the rain in front of the rainbow. Witness the arrival of spring.

14. It’s snowing in Wuhan, and the quiet and mixed whiteness silently covers the entire city. After the snow melts, it will be the first spring scenery we see.

15. When the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life situations will be staged. Some people will unite as one, while others will take advantage of the opportunity to calculate their own interests. But no matter what, I believe the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can conquer everything. We are together during this epidemic!

16. Queuing up for a nucleic acid test under the scorching sun is not easy at all.

17. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" will clear away this disease and disaster as soon as possible.

18. When I was a child, nostalgia was like a small ticket; when I grow up, nostalgia is like a sour nucleic acid report (Nucleic Acid Test Moments Copywriting)

19. The recent ongoing epidemic and all the unknowns remind us all the time that things are impermanent, so we should cherish everything we hope for, take the road ahead, and cherish the people in front of us

20. I only hope that my life can start after the epidemic is over. A new journey. Let everything now disappear when the epidemic is over.

Humorous sentences in the circle of friends about people who stabbed their throats during nucleic acid tests (Part 2)

21. The epidemic has made me re-recognize myself. Life is full of seas, but ordinary people have only one ear!

22. Only in the hospital will you understand that compared with your own health, there is nothing in life that you cannot let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame or fortune in the world. Money, no honor.

23. After surviving the epidemic and traveling to different places, you said: Let’s be together!

24. Even if the mountains and rivers are in trouble, they cannot match the kindness of the world.

25. Before the epidemic broke out again, we completed our wedding. It was just perfect to meet you. I will love you with my heart, care for you, and protect you for the rest of my life as I said at the wedding!

26. The person who can accompany you to the end in life is not necessarily the person you love the most! Maybe the people who accompany you through the epidemic cherish you the most!

27. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and people will be safe and healthy!

28. We went out to line up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night. Everyone was very conscious and orderly. We in Xi'an will do well, come on! !

29. I had to wait in the cold weather for three hours to do a nucleic acid test, and my whole body was numb from the cold.

30. Once the nucleic acid test results come back normal, you can lift the quarantine and move around on campus. I’m so excited that I’m going to buy a bachelor’s uniform now!

31. I just got off work and saw people queuing up for nucleic acid tests downstairs. I was trembling. I have only been working normally for two months.

32. If I have done something wrong, please punish me, but not in the way of doing nationwide nucleic acid testing until early in the morning.

33. When the epidemic is over, there will be nothing unworthy in this world. Hot pot is worth it, milk tea is worth it, skewers are worth it, and beer is worth it.

34. My mentality is broken. I was woken up in the middle of the night and asked to do nucleic acid. What is going on? It feels like everyone is doing nucleic acid all night long.

35. Let’s embrace each other when spring comes.

36. These warm people will make spring come early.

37. A star in the sky and a person on the ground.

38. Follow the path of your own choice, and work hard to live the life you want. When you feel tired, stop and hug yourself. Time is long, and you will eventually know whether you are warm or cold.

39. In times of crisis, there are heroes everywhere.

40. Except for life and death, they are all trivial matters, and past entanglements are all stories. Emotional copy of the first nucleic acid test that poked the nose

Emotional copy of the first nucleic acid test that poked the nose (Part 1)

1. Living in this precious world, the sun is strong, The waves are gentle.

2. Once in the world, you will finally see the sunshine.

3. Your concealment is barbaric to everyone.

4.20XX, please take care of yourself. We isolate the virus, but we do not isolate love.

5. Giving up without fighting is hypocritical; detachment without suffering is frivolous.

6. After surviving the virus, none of us will say that this world is not worth it.

7. Everyone who can sleep in in the morning has to get up to do nucleic acid tests. Epidemic prevention and control cannot be underestimated, and everyone must pay attention to it.

8. When the epidemic map is red, all aspects of life will be staged. Some people will unite as one, while others will take advantage of the opportunity to calculate their own interests. But no matter what, I believe the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can conquer everything. We are together during this epidemic!

9. Queuing up for nucleic acid testing, there are so many people, and some people don’t wear masks, or wear masks randomly, smoke, etc., it’s really scary.

10. Why do people always jump in line when doing nucleic acid tests? I was really speechless under the bright sun.

11. It turns out that the peace of the country and the people are just a busy place with lots of traffic and a lot of people.

12. We are all friends of life and death.

13. Queuing up to do nucleic acid tests late at night is not a problem at all for those who stay up late. A historic moment.

14. After surviving the epidemic and traveling to different places, you said: Let’s be together!

15. Let’s embrace each other when spring comes.

16. If the trickle is not blocked, it will become a river; if the light is not extinguished, the heat will not matter.

17. Isolate the virus, but do not isolate love, because love is a bridge.

18. An epidemic has changed all aspects of life. When I wake up every day, I feel like I am living in a disaster movie. I hope there will be a good ending as soon as possible.

19. I feel sorry for the medical staff who are doing nucleic acid tests outdoors in such high temperatures.

20. More than ten years have passed, and I never thought that I would go back to elementary school because of a nucleic acid test... Copywriting on the emotions of being poked in the nose by the first nucleic acid test (Part 2)

21 .I don’t know when the epidemic will end. I have no other requirements. I just want to go back and sleep for half a day.

22. The raging new coronavirus epidemic is tormenting the mood of every Chinese.

23. With you and love, we will be able to defeat the disease; with you and love, spring flowers will bloom like songs; with you and love, loved ones will be full of warmth.

24. It turns out that the peace of the country and the people can only be achieved when there are lots of traffic and crowds.

25. Home mode has started again... The community no longer allows express delivery. I sweated all over when I went out to pick up Hema. I can’t imagine how hot the medical staff must be for nucleic acid testing... This year’s home Medical workers are also on call to participate in nucleic acid testing at any time, which is really distressing.

26. I wanted to go out and relax after the winter vacation and see friends I hadn’t seen for a long time, but the epidemic happened again.

27. Go home from get off work early, take a second nucleic acid test, and stock up on food to prepare for home isolation

28. Spring is here, and everything is renewed! In addition to paying attention to the current epidemic, we still have life, do what we should do, stay in a happy mood, and live with a smile. ?

29. The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the rough wind knows the hero.

30. Many friends are queuing up to take nucleic acid tests, even late at night. Xiamen’s epidemic prevention and control work has always been very good, so I don’t feel panic at all. Living in Xiamen is really good. , the city I have loved for ten years.

31. Winter is over, the bright moon is shining brightly, and the epidemic is over. The stars and rivers in this world are still hot, the water and trees are clear, and the country is still the same!

32. Stop comparing yourself with others, success is just a battle between you and yourself; no longer think about taking the path of least resistance, the satisfaction of harvest lies in the process of hard work.

33. Queuing up for nucleic acid tests late at night makes it even harder for medical workers. The hot weather is constantly changing. I hope the epidemic will pass soon.

34. Come on Xi’an, return to normal life as soon as possible, every day is a sunny day!

35. Reduce fear and face it correctly; adjust your mentality, strengthen your confidence, set goals, live up to your time, be positive, and your life will be perfect!

36. After a nucleic acid test, the canteen has resumed normal meals. I will not go out and burden the country and pray for a speedy recovery.

37. The world is big, but happiness is small. I hope that not only spring will come as scheduled, but also that you will be safe after the epidemic. May all good things come as expected.

38. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Full ban lifted!

39. Compared with health, rights are worthless. Compared with body, RV money is as light as a feather.

40. When the cold winter passes by, the warm sun will come. The hardships at this moment are like the rain in front of the rainbow. Witness the arrival of spring.

A humorous sentence about nucleic acid testing once a day in Shenzhen

A humorous sentence about nucleic acid testing once a day in Shenzhen

1. Queuing up late at night to do nucleic acid testing is not a problem at all for those who stay up late. A historic moment.

2. Reduce fear and face it correctly; adjust your mentality, strengthen your confidence, set goals, live up to the time, be positive, and have a perfect life!

3. Before the epidemic broke out again, we completed our wedding. It was just the right time to meet you. I will love you with all my heart, care for you, and protect you for the rest of my life as I said at the wedding!

4. Angels in white, benevolent doctors, and the most beautiful retrograde figures of the times, I hope you will recover soon and go home in good health when the epidemic is over... No one should be left behind.

5. I pass by every time. Although the nucleic acid test is normal, I still have to be isolated.

6. I used to say that I don’t know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident, and that every trip is earned. Now I have to say that being able to see the sun tomorrow is earned.

7. Under all the subtleties, there is hidden the loud sound of spring flowers blooming and the ice cracking, and under all the gloom, there is hidden the bright light of willows and flowers.

8. Compared with health, rights are worthless. Compared with body, RV money is as light as a feather.

9. I only hope that my life can start a new journey after the epidemic is over. Let everything now disappear when the epidemic is over.

10. When doing nucleic acid testing, whether it is medical staff or people waiting in line to be tested, everyone should be considerate of each other. It’s not easy on a hot day.

11. The strong wind knows the strong grass, and the rough wind knows the hero.

12. We are all friends of life and death.

13. The mountains and rivers are in different places, but the wind and moon are in the same sky.

14. I look at the gray sky in the morning, grateful for the air, grateful for the light, grateful for still being alive.

15. In the face of life and death, money is useless and fame and fortune are empty.

16. If the trickle is not blocked, it will become a river; if the light is not extinguished, the heat will not matter.

17. Winter is gone and warm spring is coming.

18. Now in the middle of the night, I am queuing up for a nucleic acid test. Fortunately, I went to the supermarket yesterday to buy some things. Today, the supermarket is almost empty, and a lot of online shopping has been snatched up. null.

19. I went on a business trip to Beijing for two weeks. After returning, I took a nucleic acid test and was quarantined at home for 14 days. I finally returned to normal.

20. Everyone who can sleep in in the morning has to get up to do nucleic acid tests. Epidemic prevention and control cannot be underestimated, and everyone must pay attention to it. Humorous Sentences about Shenzhen’s Daily Nucleic Acid Test 2

21. I changed my clothes and went downstairs to do the nucleic acid test in the middle of the night. It suddenly occurred to me that I seemed to be wearing the same clothes for the national nucleic acid test last year.

22. Only in the hospital will you understand that compared with your own health, there is nothing in life that you cannot let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame or fortune in the world. Money, no honor.

23. Accompany each other and tide over the disaster.

24. The epidemic has made me understand myself again. Life is a sea of ??things, but I am just an ordinary person!

25. Winter is coming to an end, spring can be expected, the mountains and rivers are safe, and the world is safe.

26. It’s past midnight and the community is notified to undergo nucleic acid testing. What should people who go to bed early do?

27. When the epidemic is over, you can eat and make as much as you want! Go meet the person you want to see, love boldly, shout bravely, don’t wait, don’t hold back. Life is too short, it will pass quickly if you are cautious.

28. Today’s nucleic acid test gave me a runny nose?

29. The epidemic has made us feel suffering and realize the various aspects of life. It has made us feel more truly that you never know which one will come first, tomorrow or the accident!

30 .If someone comes to seek help from someone who is sick, you should not ask whether they are rich or poor, whether they are old or young, beautiful, resentful, good friends, Chinese, barbarian, stupid or wise, all are considered as close relatives.

31. No matter what kind of sky is above my head, I am ready to withstand any storm.

32. Don’t let your life be controlled by comfort. What determines your success is struggle. Don’t let your life be controlled by the past. What determines your future is the future. Don’t let your life be controlled by others. It determines your destiny. Yes, it’s me! Good morning! Preventing and controlling the epidemic is our duty!

33. It turns out that the peace of the country and the people are nothing but busy traffic and noisy people.

34. Living in this precious world, the sun is strong and the water is gentle.

35. I took a nucleic acid test and had to wait in line for a long time this morning.

36. For the second nucleic acid test, wait in line for one hour and one minute for testing.

37. Come on Xi’an, return to normal life as soon as possible, every day is a sunny day!

38. May the world be safe, you and me fine, flowers and flowers blooming, and warmth as ever.

39. Just like a train passing through a dark tunnel, the difficult moments you encounter will eventually break through and usher in life.

40. This is the first time I feel that the epidemic is so close to me. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called me in the middle of the night yesterday to ask about my mother’s itinerary. They asked for a full hour. At noon today, people from the hospital came to do the surgery for my whole family. Nucleic acid amplification testing. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was frightened by the formation.