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Sprint joke story

In this year's Tokyo Olympic Games, the competition for the 100-meter flying man is full of various controversies. For example, Jacobs, a gold medalist, was an unknown high jumper three years ago, but he kept creating miracles in the Olympic Games. But even so, the best result of this air race is not as good as Bolt, who is known as the king of men's 100 meters and 200 meters. Why has he never run 400 meters? Bolt: I'm not fit.

Bolt was famous for the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Since then, he has become the fastest runner in the world. 100 meters takes 9.58 seconds, and 200 meters takes 19. 19 seconds, which may not break for a long time. Bolt's talent is terrible, and explosive power is the limit of the human world.

However, after Bolt chose to retire, many spectators and fans still didn't want to part ways with him, because the decisive battle without him seemed a bit boring. Bolt? How crazy is it? He began to unload about 5 meters from the finish line, and even looked back at the runner who was behind. His madness is the madness of capital He is the first sprinter in the world. Bolt is not in the game now, and occasionally there will be some news, mostly about his personal affairs. It is reported that Bolt may have played football before, but it turned out to be just a joke.

However, Bolt is only 35 years old now. According to his physical quality, even if he is engaged in other sports activities, he may get good grades. But Bolt himself denied the idea. I once hoped Bolt would take part in the 400-meter event, because in everyone's opinion, 400 meters is longer than 200 meters. If Bolt can take part in the 400-meter race, he may also get good grades. However, after trying, Bolt said that he was totally unsuitable for the 400-meter event.

Although the 400-meter event is not a long-distance running event, it is completely different from the 100-meter event and the 200-meter event for Bolt. His physical strength limit is only 200 meters, and it is difficult to continue to break through. Bolt's performance in the 400-meter race once exceeded 45 seconds, about 2 seconds behind the world record. Therefore, although Bolt is the god of sprint, he is not suitable for the 400-meter event.