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What if I eat a cockroach?

Question 1: What should I do if I eat cockroaches? It's okay. Think of it as a supplement to protein. I used to chat with people in the street, and a flower elder sister (ladybug) went straight into my mouth. Another time I had hot noodle soup in middle school. After three bites, I saw a complete cockroach in the bowl. It was a tragic death. I was afraid that it would affect my friends' eating mood, so I quietly took out the cockroach and covered it with eating paper. Then keep eating! I'm not everywhere now ~ ~ ~ ~ Don't worry ~

Question 2: What if someone accidentally swallows a cockroach? There are several situations:

First, the man didn't know that he had swallowed a cockroach. If he has strong resistance, it is equivalent to eating a little insect protein; If his resistance is weak, coupled with the pathogenic bacteria carried by the cockroach itself, it may cause him to have diarrhea.

Second, this man deliberately swallowed a cockroach. If he swallowed it himself, the situation is the same as above; If swallowed forcibly, it will generally lead to more severe vomiting afterwards.

Question 3: What should I do if I accidentally eat the food that the cockroach has climbed? Eat some garlic and drink some white wine. Then drink more water to help detoxify. I am a doctor.

Question 4: What should I do if I eat a cockroach? It's okay. It's a pest. If you do something good, it won't do any harm to eat it.

Question 5: What should I do if I accidentally eat cockroaches? If it is alive or not sterilized, go to the hospital quickly, because that virus carries too much.

Question 6: What happens when you accidentally eat what a cockroach has eaten? Cockroaches can't survive in the human body and will soon be excreted.

It's just that cockroaches may carry bacteria, so it may be safer to give children gastrointestinal anti-inflammatory drugs for two days.

If you find dizziness and vomiting, it is recommended to go to the hospital for examination.

1. If there are not many cockroaches at home (only a few), you can chop up onions and garlic and put them in places where cockroaches appear, which can effectively drive away cockroaches. There is no need to buy cockroach medicine.

2. There are many cockroaches at home, so it is recommended to use a safe and environmentally friendly gel bait to kill cockroaches, which has a good effect.

Because cockroaches carry too many viruses and bacteria, it is very easy for people to get sick and suffer from chronic diseases. According to statistics, if there are cockroaches at home, the chance of catching a cold will increase by 30%. Cockroaches can also get into people's ears.

Limon cockroach bait to answer your question.

Question 7: What should restaurant customers do if they eat cockroaches? Many customers have had unpleasant dining experiences while eating. Such as eating insects, hair, etc. At dinner. Faced with such a disappointing dining experience, it will not only ruin your appetite, but also bring your own health problems. For catering operators, it is difficult to avoid such complaints. In fact, everyone who does catering knows that this is also their biggest concern. "This kind of thing has been happening to me since I became a chef ..." Master Chen, who has been engaged in the catering industry 14 years, lamented. According to him, during the period of 14, including four-star restaurants and mass catering, he worked in more than 10 restaurants, and basically every one would encounter similar things. However, there will also be some difficult-to-identify situations, such as eating without sending food, "showing up" after eating, and some customers are suspected of fraud and deliberately create troubles, hoping to take the opportunity to get free of charge or discount. In this case, the hotel can't "bear", let alone "bear", and it is in a dilemma. Mr. Liu, who once worked in a four-star restaurant, was deeply touched by this. In the summer of 2004, more than 65,438+00 guests ordered more than 2,000 yuan in the restaurant where Mr. Liu worked. At the end of the meal, a cockroach was found on the head of a dish of cold sauce duck. Later, he said he didn't pay the bill, said he was not feeling well, and asked the restaurant to take him to the hospital for examination. Upon seeing this, the restaurant staff repeatedly apologized and discussed the discount, but the guests just didn't want to. Finally, they must meet the requirements of the guests. When the guest left, the loss of more than 2000 yuan was on the chef's head. In fact, the sauce duck head is only a dozen dollars! In this regard, the legal profession also expressed their views. According to the law, if one of the dishes consumed by consumers does not meet the contract requirements, the price of the dishes should be reduced accordingly, or the solution should be replaced or redone, and the consumers should pay the corresponding amount for the remaining dishes. In fact, restaurants also have their own difficulties. If consumers don't agree to change dishes or redo them, there is nothing the restaurant can do. You can't force them. When consumers ask for exemption on this ground, the restaurant is in a dilemma. If you don't agree with the excessive demands made by consumers, consumers will deliberately make a mountain out of a molehill for various reasons such as physical discomfort. For the sake of reputation, restaurants often have to put things down, even though they know that it is the consumer's own problem, but the restaurant can't produce evidence. Individual dishonest consumers just seize the restaurant's reluctance to speak out and continue to cheat. What should the restaurant do if it can't monitor consumers' every move when eating? Therefore, in many cities, many middle and high-end restaurants implement transparent kitchens, well-dressed chefs work behind glass windows, and some also install cameras in the kitchens to open the kitchens to customers, which also reduces the occurrence of "free of charge" from one side. However, this form of catering is still difficult to popularize. The speed and attitude of handling complaints is the key to determine the outcome of complaint handling. The faster the processing speed, the better the attitude of the service personnel, and the more favorable the processing result is to the merchants, otherwise the more unfavorable it is to the merchants. Fast time and good attitude satisfy consumers' psychological needs of being respected. The weaker the psychology of pursuing responsibility, the more positive consumers will be, the more they will argue irrationally, and the less they will be mercenary. This is what you always say, being punched three times makes you feel at ease, and kicking others three times makes you uneasy. Catering provides service products to guests, and guests have the right to express their opinions on the quality of service. Guest complaints not only mean that some of the guests' needs have not been met, but also indicate that there are loopholes in catering work. First of all, we should see that complaints from guests in the service environment or in front of the public will affect the reputation and image of catering, which is the most unfavorable factor for catering. For catering, it is not easy to win guests, and it is even harder to keep them. If the guest's complaint is not handled properly, the guest will leave because of dissatisfaction, and the catering will eventually be damaged. Moreover, some guests hide their dissatisfaction in their hearts, refuse to come next time, or vent to their relatives and friends, which will cause greater losses to the catering.

Question 8: What should I do if I eat cockroaches by mistake? This is a joke! But it also makes sense! The human body has immunity. Eating too clean food for a long time (refers to the kind that cleanliness washes every day) will reduce the immune function! Therefore, relying on human immunity will not get sick! As for bugs, don't be afraid! Two pesticides. Done! Don't worry, I accidentally drank a glass of water when I was a child and there were flies! Up to now, a good hospital examination is nothing!

Question 9: What about eating cockroaches in restaurants? You should call the manager. See what he can do. Regular restaurants should give a full table for free and apologize deeply. If he is unreasonable, go to the health bureau.