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My son was naughty all day, so I let him go to bed half an hour early as punishment. My son strode away without saying a word, but five minutes later he came back with his favorite plush toy and some clothes. My son announced, "I'm going to run away from home." His father asked calmly, "What should you do if you are hungry?" Son: "I'm going home for dinner." His father: "What about the money?" Son: "I'll get it when I get home." Later, his father pointed to his clothes and said, "What if your clothes are dirty?" Son: "I'll take it home and let my mother wash it." My husband smiled and said to me, "Nothing. The child is not running away from home, but going to college.