An interesting poem about garlic (is there the funniest joke in the world)

1. Is there the funniest joke in the world? One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was very hot and stuffy. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse.

My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" " A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Publicly soliciting names from off-campus students, many people's slogans coincide-reading is a bird's best! Bicycles in school are lost seriously, and the new ones disappear in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bicycles will reappear every few days.

One day, my roommate Xiao Jing bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock!" " The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night and looked depressed. He still holds a piece of paper in his hand, which reads: Don't be the owner here, I borrowed the car, and I'll pay you back in a few days! A few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing is very happy, but she is worried that the car will be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you "borrow"! When Xiao Jing went downstairs the next morning, she found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: See how you ride! There are three tadpoles. They go to a restaurant for dinner.

After waiting for a while, the first course was served. This is a fried frog .. Three tadpoles sing in unison: I don't want to grow up.

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit.

After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put the fruit in their ass, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes, and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu began to jam.

When the third one was blocked, Guan Yu suddenly smiled. As a result, the grapes were smashed to death again. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I got to the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian. "

2. What is the tongue twister of "knowing astronomy above and geography below"? Knowing astronomy, knowing human harmony, knowing yin and yang, knowing gossip, knowing strange doors, knowing evasion, and winning thousands of miles in strategic planning. Standing on her knees, the Committee compared herself with sages such as Guan Zhong and Le Yi, proud and romantic.

Tongue twisters are also called urgent passwords, eating passwords and awkward passwords. It is a traditional language game of Han nationality. Because it deliberately brings together a number of disyllabic words, reduplicated words or words with the same or similar pronunciation to form a simple and interesting rhyme, which requires fast pronunciation and makes people feel rhythmic and interesting to read. Tongue twister is a folk language game of Han nationality, which combines easily confused words with initials, finals or tones into repeated, overlapping, evasive and awkward sentences, requiring quick pronunciation in one breath.

1. Production and development

Tongue twisters can be traced back to the era of the Yellow Emperor more than 5,000 years ago. Fortunately, "Playing Songs" preserved in ancient books is said to have been written by the Yellow Emperor. According to textual research, this is a ballad close to the original form, in which the basic component of tongue twisters-disyllabic rhyming words have long existed. Presumably tongue twisters germinated in the oral language of the working people of the Han nationality before the appearance of words.

With the formation and development of language, our ancestors paid more and more attention to the similarities and differences between the pronunciation of Chinese characters and found more and more disyllabic words. The relationship between these polyphonic rhymes is not handled well and is easily entangled and confused; If it is handled well, it can produce extraordinary phonological beauty. This makes some people think of finding rules, practicing pronunciation and training oral expression. As a result, they began to consciously combine some homophonic words, deliberately beating around the bush and turning them into rows of sentences to teach children to read and recite. Some voices are loud, awkward and humorous, which not only children like, but also many young people like. In this way, when one person sings or several people sing in unison, it is passed down from mouth to mouth and spread among the people. In the process of communication, people constantly modify, process, enrich and improve it, making it more similar to humorous ballads and more interesting. As for the specific author and reviser of tongue twisters, people have never paid attention to them at all. Therefore, it doesn't matter which tongue twister is whose work.

Because of the gradual perfection of tongue twister, it has spread among the people, and some scholars close to the lower class have begun to pay attention to this popular literary form. Later, Song Yu, a Chu lyricist who was later than Qu Yuan, also introduced double-rhyme words into the hall of poetry creation. Nine Debates, a long political lyric poem, is his masterpiece, in which a large number of words with the same rhyme are used, which makes the syllable changes of sentences complicated, the sound and rhyme harmonious and beautiful, and the feelings are long. This undoubtedly greatly expanded its status and influence. When drinking tea, many scholars improvise a few sentences as the order of drinking, or teach children to recite. Almost all the ancient tongue twisters preserved to this day are made by literati imitating Han folk tongue twisters. Moreover, we can also see "Two Poems of Mr. Li's Mountain Villa Temple" written by a poet in the Tang Dynasty more than 65,438+0,000 years ago: "Sacrifice your heart and eliminate your image; The eaves are facing the sun, the curtains are bright, the neighbors are cool, the shelves are empty, the ancient hills are isolated, and the pond is light, as if it were fragrant. " Su Shi, a great litterateur in the Song Dynasty, wrote a poem about eating language ("San Jian Ge is separated by a golden official"), and Gao Qi, a litterateur in the Ming Dynasty, wrote a poem about Wu Gong ("Pity Shan Juan before the banquet"). Judging from the content, these tongue twisters are mostly pastimes after eating and drinking, and they are of little value. From a formal point of view, almost all of them are word games that chew words, which are bookish and obscure, and the broad masses of lower-class people and children can only stay away from them. This greatly affects the language value and literary value of tongue twisters, and affects the popularization and improvement of tongue twisters. Tongue twisters in ancient times are recorded in Volume 5 of Wen Hai Pi Sha by Xie Zhaoshuan, a writer in Ming Dynasty.

2. Overview of characteristics

Tongue twisters are characterized by deliberately combining several disyllabic words with overlapping rhymes or words with the same or similar pronunciation and easily confused words into simple and interesting rhymes, thus forming an easy-to-read but interesting language art. It is worth mentioning that tongue twisters are good teaching materials for language training. Seriously practicing tongue twister can make your mind react flexibly, use your breath freely, articulate your mouth clearly and avoid stuttering. It can also be used as a casual and funny language game. For example, "there is a round eye in front of the mountain, and there is a round eye behind the mountain. The two are better than the eyes in front of the mountain; I don't know whether Yan's eyes are rounder than Yang's or Yang's eyes are rounder than Yan's. "There is a song called" The soothsayer and the Garlic Hanger ",which also sounds charming:" There are soothsayers and garlic hangers in the street. Divination is divination, garlic is for sale. The fortune teller called the one who hung garlic and the one who hung garlic called the one who bought garlic. Those who calculate divination don't buy garlic with garlic, and those who hang garlic are not divination. "Listening to these two tongue twisters will definitely make people feel interesting. '

3. Classic humorous sentences, which can be used frequently in life, praise 1. A truly brave person dares to face the mountain of bank cards and the numbers on the scale.

2. Bed ~ ~ Come on, let me go, I'm already a teacher. You always get fat when you wander around.

My family lives on a high loess slope, and the strong wind has blown over the slope. Both Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are my brothers, my brothers. 5. Earth Hour is not economical at all. How many people can you turn off the lights for an hour?

I have a poor sense of direction, so please don't beat around the bush with me.

7. You are a bag, which can only be used to hold pens. (You know) 8. Before I met you, I never judge a book by its cover. 9. Am I that popular? No, you look very Otto 10. We have a problem with all holidays that don't aim at holidays.

1 1. If I'm drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall. 12. Friends around you, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

13. Go back and marry a Tang priest. Take it out to play if you are happy, and eat it if you are unhappy! 14. Mom, I am 13 years old. I want to wear a bra. No

I want to use sanitary napkins. Neither can i.

13-year-old girls have started using it. Shut up, son.

15. Ten years in the same boat, a hundred years of pillow people, a thousand years of homosexuality. 16. Brave people, you are happy.

17. Every man thinks he likes women before meeting the man he likes. 18. After listening to your words, there is no whole body after death.

19. Handsome is useless, but it was finally eaten by chess pieces. 20. The great cause of losing weight is always remembered after eating and drinking.

2 1. Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this? 22. Brush your teeth trilogy, squeeze toothpaste, pour a glass of water, brush your teeth carefully and rinse your mouth. Swallow it.

It tastes great! 23. In summer, the season of hiding meat is coming again. 24. Time is the best teacher.

Unfortunately, in the end, he killed all the students. 25. My biggest dream is to become a snail at birth and have a set of new house papers of my own.

If you can't tolerate me, you are either too narrow-minded or too great-minded. 27. My heart is broken like dumpling stuffing.

28. Bald donkey, dare to challenge the original class teacher? 29. How dare you say that you are pure? Look at your eyes.

30. There is nothing to bask in. Maybe if you get tanned, no one will call you an idiot. 3 1. Kindness means that when others are hungry, I don't bite my ribs.

32. Dust to dust, soil to soil. Wave goodbye to 250.

4. Funny adaptation of poem repetition, cock soaking hen.

The exam is exciting enough, and the answer depends on your brain. I don't understand in class, all because of old things.

The teacher is full of nonsense, troublesome and verbose. Life is China's, and death is China's soul.

It is impossible for me to learn English. I still miss Xiang Yu and can't speak English. Unqualified Chinese shows my character; If the math is unqualified, the teacher is fully responsible; English is not qualified, because I did well in the patriotic exam, thanks to my deskmate.

You didn't do well in the exam, and neither did your deskmate. I'm more worried about going to school every day, and the teacher never leaves my body when giving lectures, which makes me feel like sleepwalking, and there is no reason to criticize every time.

There is too much homework, and I want revenge. I do my homework like a fool, and time is not like an arrow. The sun and the moon do not fly.

Copy all your homework, or you won't hand it in. Go to school, wait until school is over, and have a holiday after school.

Year after year, I hate that lingering classmates are classmates. Fly separately as soon as you leave school, and that's it for a day. The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who is afraid of who in today's world? Just because the south wind blows and it rains slightly, it's all my own fault for blowing too well.

The sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper. Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747! Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. She wants to, and she has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw a military poster and needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford one. Grandpa didn't have much money, Mulan didn't have gold and silver, so she was willing to buy steel planes from now on. She buys drawings in the east, screws in the west, glass in the south and tin in the north. She refused to go to the old hangar, no but I heard the general shout hahaha. Wan Li flew the plane, but never closed the mountain for a moment. The hot air spreads on the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general is scared to death, and the soul of a strong man has flown. The son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. The director turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to drive 747 and fly back to my hometown. My parents heard the girl's voice and picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. I heard that my sister came, and my brother sharpened his knife and turned mentally retarded. I opened my cabin door, entered my plane cabin, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and planted machine guns outside. When they went out to bury bombs, relatives and friends were surprised and busy: Twelve years apart, I didn't know Mulan was going crazy. The madman stepped on the ground, the idiot's eyes were closed, and the two walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal? Haha, I want to eat KFC.

I don't smell saliva, but I smell a woman's sigh. Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers.

Women think of hamburgers, but women remember chicken wings. I saw the chicken coupon last night, and there was a big sale on the festival day.

Twelve chicken coupons and a chicken wing. Grandpa has no eldest son and Mulan has no big brother. She is willing to go to KFC to feed him from now on.

Buy hamburgers in the East Store, drinks in the West Store, chicken wings in the South Store and French fries in the North Store. When I said goodbye to my parents, I was by the Yellow River at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the splash of hamburgers.

But when I left the Yellow River, I went to Montenegro at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the smell of chicken wings chirping. The more the Great Wall of Wan Li spans, the more Mount Everest flies.

Banks send gold coins and emperors send sweaters. Hens die every year, and Mulan returns in ten years.

Come back to see Confucius, and Confucius will sit in the sky. Twelve chicken coupons and a hundred baskets of chicken.

Confucius asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to be an angel. She is willing to drive 1000 miles to send her son home. When parents heard that their daughter was coming, they went out to help the general: a sister heard that her sister was coming and wanted to eat KFC; I heard that my sister is coming and is going to eat.

Open my Dongting pot, take my Xiting spoon, take off my wartime robe, put on my napkin, take chopsticks from the window and eat in front of the mirror. When I went out to meet the fire companions, I was surprised and busy: I had been wandering together for twelve years, but I didn't know Mulan was so greedy.

The male rabbit's mouth is three valves, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurred; There are two rabbits eating next to me. Can you tell if I am greedy? Give points to points.

5. Humorous sentence about toothache 1, toothache, my round face turned into a semi-fermented big steamed bread.

2, toothache swollen face is swollen, the water in my mouth hurts, so sad!

I have a toothache when I think about you. You know, my tooth hurts like hell.

4. Toothache gives me the feeling of pain.

5, toothache, only slept for less than three hours. My right face is a little swollen and my mouth hurts a little.

6. Today, the tooth decay hurts so much that I can't even eat. degree

7. I had a toothache today, and I realized that that little tooth was so powerful that I could feel the pain like an arrow piercing my heart. Ask it for mercy!

8, toothache, it seems that there is an electric drill in the teeth that has been drilling the cheek, the whole face hurts, the temple will also hurt, pulling the brain nerve hurts, the pain will faint, and the pain can't think about other things. Half a face is basically useless

9. Apart from broken love, teeth with unbearable pain are hard to extricate themselves in this world.

10, there are two things in the world that people can't extricate themselves. One is toothache, and the other is falling in love with someone.

1 1. If you don't want to lose weight, God can always make you lose weight, such as toothache, and you can't chew.