Jokes about magic are urgent.

Once I bought cold rice noodles and went back to my dormitory. I went to another dormitory and found my roommate eating my cold rice noodles. When they saw me coming back, one of them said to me, why did you come back? Cold rice noodles are getting cold!

Our dormitory decided to buy a basketball collectively. When I came to the sporting goods store and saw someone selling basketball, I asked about the price. "150 yuan, it's too expensive!" I shook my head. The salesman quickly said, "If you buy collectively, I can get a discount." I was overjoyed: "Of course we bought it collectively!" "How many?" The salesman was also very happy and grabbed the list and started. I seriously said: "We six people buy one collectively!"

At school, my classmates and I went to other schools to play. Because the street at the door is paved, the door is locked. I had to climb over the gate to get in, but I felt something wrong as soon as my feet landed. Why is everyone looking at me? Looking carefully, I found a hole in the wall not far from the gate, from which everyone entered the hospital. I'm sorry for playing with my classmates for the second time. As soon as I got off the bus, I went straight to the hole and went to the hospital. I kept praising myself: you are obviously an old hand this time. I looked up and found that everyone was still watching me unconsciously. Take a closer look: the gate is open!

Mom: Xiaoming, have you found 10 times the money this semester? Child: No, I only found it once. Mom: Then why do you have an honor card of 10 that you can't forget? Child: I changed the 100 yuan I found into 10 10 yuan.

Mom: "Fat girl, why don't you take a shower?" Fat girl: "The water is not full yet!" " "Brother:" Sit down and it will be full! " "