Help translate the content of this little joke.

Laughing to death. . . This = = translation. . . I am sweating like a pig! ! ! This is definitely not "genuine". . . Waterfall sweat!

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I might translate it for you. . . = =b)

At the beginning of the story (alvin toffler alvin toffler's father should be the Elf King), he mentioned that Middle-earth was on the verge of extinction and asked someone to take out the Lord of the Rings.

The woman (elf) said, Jack, you have the ring, don't you? You have a ring, right?

The man named Jack said, "Yes. I got the ring. . . Yesterday, my friends and I ate too much meat, and finally went to the punch shop. . . . To make a long story short (then take off your pants for everyone to see)

The lady (elf) said: Oh, my God (Oh, my God! )

Aragon): This is talent.

Jack: You are absolutely right. It's a gift. His name is Prince Albert, my baby. (Note: I'm really sweating to death. . . Because the name Prince Albert will make a hole in the penis. There are several other "styles" with different names = =)

Woman (elf) said: You told us that you put the legendary Lord of the Rings, a ring that can destroy the whole Middle-earth, on your XX.

Then Jack explained how the hole was formed. . . Wear the ring on it forever. . .

The female (elf) said: It's disgusting.

. . . .

Everyone says that ring must be destroyed.

Jack said he couldn't get the ring off. . . . He told someone to put the hoe down. . . .

. . . . .

Finally, the female (elf) said: This is a very attractive perforation. Mind if I take a closer look?

Jack: Certainly, madam.

The female (elf) said: (Maybe the ring was pulled down = =b) Take this XX ring to destroy the mountain (the flaming mountain where the Lord of the Rings was melted).

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Keep sweating! I really don't know who makes things so ingenious = =