Humorous jokes about life, teachers and students

1. After graduation, I went to teach in a girls' school. Since there were few young male teachers, I always thought that I, a pure man, would be very popular.

In the first class, a female student forgot to bring her textbook. I asked her to stand up and asked other students how to punish her. They all said in unison with a tacit understanding: "Teacher, give her a kiss!" Everyone was waiting to see my reaction.

I glanced at the classmate and had to answer: "You can't punish the teacher!"

2. One day, Duan was secretly playing with his mobile phone in class, and he happened to be patrolled outside the classroom. The head teacher discovered. The head teacher used his mobile phone to send a message to Ah-Dai: "Why don't you pay attention to the class?" Ah-Dai replied in confusion: "Who are you?" The head teacher: "Look out the window."

A-Dai looked at it, and then Secretly replied: "Thanks for the reminder, we will talk later. Our class teacher is staring at me from the window."

3. On June 1, a few people had breakfast in class as usual.

The senior mathematics teacher taught for a few minutes and finally couldn't help but stop and said: "You can bring breakfast to the classroom, but don't eat it in class. Forget it, today is Children's Day, I forgive you!"

4. During class in winter, the teacher stood with his back to the stove and said to the students: Think twice before speaking, count to at least fifty times, and count to a hundred for important things.

The students rushed to count, and finally burst out in unison: ninety-eight, ninety-nine, one hundred. Teacher, your clothes are on fire.