A funny personality signature with a big face and a big face

1. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

2. Teachers always despise poor students for pulling the class back. The class is not a dog, but also divided into front legs and rear legs.

3. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!

4. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend says to refuel it when he returns it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.

5. Life has always been simple, but we can't help but make it complicated.

6. For heaven's sake, and thick soil as evidence, I'd like to trade 2 Jin of my flesh for the good weather in China this year!

7. I can't talk. If there is anything that offends you, you * * * come and hit me.

8. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

9. No matter how tired and bitter you are, consider yourself as a double-faced person.

1. It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you act to me.

11. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

12. I'm not very talkative. If you have offended me, come and hit me.

13. I'm going to thin into a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

14. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.

15. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find the toilet myself. The most terrible thing was that people didn't wake up and found the toilet.

16, I awake light-hearted this morning of spring, yawning at home, can't sleep at night, can't wake up during the day.

17. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died, and it's over.

18. I have already set the wedding date, and now I just need to set the groom.

19. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

2. Parents fool their children into calling for education; Children fool their parents and call them cheating; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

21. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice and let me have a good sleep?

22. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

23. The tortoise can beat the rabbit, but actually it just goes its own way.

24. How many students, even in summer, the quilt on the bed is still very thick, because we don't cover it, we just sleep with it.

25. Does my memory live at the other end of the strip, but my annual rings died at this end of the strip?

26. Love is like a joke, which kills others and hurts yourself.

27. Sometimes your anger doesn't mean you care, and there is distrust.

28. My uncle said that he forbid you to exist in my aunt's mind.

29. I bought a bottle of mineral water and took a sip to scold "Fake! "How fake? It is watered!

3. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are all the injured people me?

31. The world belongs to us and our sons, but ultimately to those grandchildren.

32. I haven't finished my homework yet, so I have something to do. I have something to do!

33. I am dead and have something to burn. Small things evoke souls, big things dig graves. Really miss me, come down with me. If you meet the line, it is purely a corpse!

34. Getting married is not necessarily the person you love the most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

35. I want to eat, I am thin, and I want to eat. I can't have both, so I went away.

36. If you mess with me again, I'll tear your intestines out and tie a bow!

37, the left head is flour, and the right head is water. When you think about the problem, your head is covered with paste.

38. We are old if we are not crazy, and we are crazy if you are not old!

39. The first thought that came to my mind at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.