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The teacher asked the students who smoked how to tell jokes.
The teacher found a cigarette butt in a dormitory, so he called eight students in the dormitory to the office for interrogation.
Teacher: To be honest, do you smoke?
Boy a: no.
Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.
A naturally stretched out two fingers and took it. ...
Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...
[Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy b: no.
Teacher: No? Well, French fries, please.
B took the French fries carefully with her palm, because she heard about A.
Teacher: Aren't you going to dip in some ketchup?
B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked it with his finger. ...
Teacher: The posture of playing ash is very skillful. Call your parents ...
[Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy c: no.
Teacher: no, ok, I'll have French fries.
Because of the first two examples, C carefully finished the French fries with sweat.
Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?
C picked up the French fries and put them in his ear. ...
Teacher: No? Call your parents ...
[Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy d: no.
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
Eating French fries in fear.
Teacher: Aren't you going to take a root home for your classmates?
D carefully put the chips in his upper pocket again.
The teacher suddenly shouted: The headmaster is coming!
D quickly took French fries out of his pocket and threw them on the ground, stepping on them with his feet. ...
Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...
[Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?
Boy e: no,
Teacher: Good. Have a French fries.
E just took French fries, and the teacher said, won't you invite me to eat?
E hurriedly handed me the French fries with both hands and then took out a lighter. ...
Teacher: No? ! Call your parents ...
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