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What is the stem of men's soccer eating sea cucumber?

The men's soccer team eats sea cucumber, and captain Wu insists on eating it every day. Men's soccer sea cucumber stems from a men's soccer interview. They lost to the men's football team with 1-3. In the interview, Captain Wu bluntly insisted on eating sea cucumbers every day. When he was tired, he would have two, and at most he would have one.

With the improvement of people's living standards, sea cucumber is no longer a luxury, but from the perspective of football players, it is normal to eat a sea cucumber after training.

Morphological characteristics of sea cucumber

Inclined to the ventral surface, it has 20 tentacles. The anus is slightly back, and there are 5 calcified warts around it. There are scattered small wart feet on the back, and several large breast-like protrusions on each side.

This kind of protrusion is sometimes obvious after being processed into dry sea cucumber, but on the samples soaked in alcohol, most of them will shrink and become inconspicuous. Abdominal tube feet are numerous, dense and irregularly arranged. The body wall is thick and rich in bone fragments, including table-shaped body and button-shaped body. The table-shaped chassis is generally square with smooth edges, with a big hole in the middle and a series of small holes around it. The tower of the table is low and blunt, with many small teeth at the top.