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The joke is about making harassing phone calls, who knew?
One day Xiaohua asked his father: "Dad, what is the difference between being angry, angry, crazy and laughing and crying?"
Xiaohua's father said: "I will do an experiment and you will Got it."
So he opened the phone book, randomly found a person named Lin XX and dialed...
As soon as the call was connected, Xiaohua's father pressed the button Press the loudspeaker button to let Xiaohua hear clearly——
Xiaohua’s father: Is Lee Teng-hui here?
Lin XX: You made a typo.
Xiaohua’s father: Here you go, is Li Tenghui here?
Lin XX: Let me tell you that you made the wrong call!
As he said that, he hung up the phone.
Afterwards, Xiaohua’s father called again——
Xiaohua’s father: Is Lee Teng-hui here?
Lin XX: Who is it! You made a typo.
Xiaohua’s father: Is Lee Teng-hui here?
Lin XX: TMD, neurosis.
Hang up the phone again.
Xiaohua’s father made another call——
Xiaohua’s father: Is Lee Teng-hui here?
Lin XX: Who are you? Less boring!
Xiaohua’s father: I am Lien Chan, and I want to find Lee Teng-hui——
Lin XX: SB, I am still Chen Shui-bian. Go to S! !
Put the phone away after saying that.
Xiaohua's father told Xiaohua: "This is anger. Let me show you what anger is next."
Xiaohua's father dialed again——
p>Xiaohua’s father: Is Lee Teng-hui here?
Lin XX: Isn’t it due to Bian? If you want to find Lee Teng-hui, call the Presidential Palace! TMD, if you dare to call again, try it...
After saying that, he hung up the phone harder
Xiaohua’s father told Xiaohua: "This is anger. Next Let me show you what it means to be crazy.”
Then Xiaohua’s father called again. This time it took a while before someone answered. As soon as the call was connected——
Lin XX: X your mother! Go to hell...
(While Lin XX was yelling and swearing...)
Xiaohua's father: Is this Lin Mansion?
Lin XX: Oh...oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry because someone just played a prank, I didn't mean to scold you.
Xiaohua’s father: It’s okay. Is Lee Teng-hui here?
Lin XX: Wow! ! Your mother's card is fine...
This time, Xiaohua's father hung up the phone before he could finish scolding him.
"This is crazy," Xiaohua's father told Xiaohua: "Do you understand?"
"Well," Xiaohua nodded: "But - what is "Can't you laugh or cry?""
Xiaohua's father smiled and called Lin XX again. Lin XX quickly picked up the phone -
Lin XX: Hello! You fucking want to...
Xiaohua’s father: I am Lee Teng-hui. Did anyone just come to see me?
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