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Nezha, a man and a woman?

Question 1: Is Nezha a man or a woman? 20 points. Nezha has no gender. Do you know why Nezha is called Zhu Ling? Because Nezha was just a stone at the edge of Tianchi Lake at first, then it became an elf and was named as a spirit bead. One day, Lingzhu was condemned by the Jade Emperor and reincarnated as a boy Nezha. After that, Nezha's suicidal soul returned to the training ground, and the master remolded his body with lotus flowers and brought him back to life. Do you think Lotus is a man or a woman? So in the end, Nezha is just a plant, not a person, so what's the point of men and women?

Question 2: Is Nezha a man or a woman, because his brother calls him brother.

Question 3: Is Nezha a man or a woman among 100,000 cold jokes? It's a female man, or it can be called a male sister.

Question 4: Is Nezha a man or a woman? According to Nezha's life, at the age of seven, he had a conflict with Tu Long and finally committed suicide. Then Taiyi put the lotus root as the weight to mold Nezha's body, so Nezha's "Xiangbai Lotus Su Huanjen" was possessed by the Great God, and its fighting capacity soared, directly killing the old dragon king.

That is to say, Nezha should have been seven years old when he died.

Of course, when I mentioned this paragraph, I didn't mean the reason why Nezha's fighting capacity soared when he died, but the reason why Nezha didn't look male or female ... well, it was half male and half female. ...

Please note: What is the body of True Taiyi made of? In other words, the body itself is a plant attribute, regardless of gender/male/female/yin and yang. Even if Nezha's soul (attribute: male) is recruited to the lotus root, it will not change the physical characteristics of the lotus root. And because the lotus root has no water, it won't grow any longer, which means that Nezha's soul will always be seven years old even if it is pinned on the lotus root.

Seven-year-old children, there is no obvious difference between men and women, and their secondary sexual characteristics have just begun to develop, at least in their teens. Because Nezha has been locked in the state of 7 years old, he can't continue to develop into a big boy with obvious male characteristics.

So: According to the soul, Nezha must be a man, but since Nezha's soul is parasitic on the lotus root, the true attribute of the lotus root Nezha should be asexual.

Question 5: Is Nezha a man or a woman? It's a woman in Journey to the West and a man in Shi Gandang. . . What the hell? It's a man. Nezha in both films is a man, but Nezha in The Journey to the West is more feminine.

Question 6: Is Nezha a man or a woman? Nezha, Santan Yinyue Poseidon and Santaizi all pointed out that Nezha was a man. Nezha is less than eight or nine years old, and he is still wearing a Chinese-style bra to fight monsters. Look, that girl is eight or nine years old and still wears a Chinese-style chest covering. The legend in Nezha is that Zhu Ling was reincarnated, and it is also said that Hodexingjun was reincarnated, but both Zhu Zero and Hodexingjun are male, so it is impossible to become a woman as soon as they are reincarnated! Also, can Nezha be a girl with such a personality of peeling off the dragon's tendons and replacing the dragon's bones? As for those on TV ... you see, although they are women, they are all mixed with men. Who has ever seen the Monkey King as a brother and sister? Of course, part of it is pure female acting, but it is a spoof version or a funny version or something. Nezha is a man.

Question 7: Is Nezha a man or a woman? Hello! There is no doubt about it. It must be a man, because he is the third son of the Li family.

Question 8: Is Nezha a man or a woman? I am very confused (⊙ _ ⊙). I don't know whether he is a man or a woman, but I'm sure he is;

Question 9: Is Nezha a man or a woman? People, because his brother called him brother.