Chinese jokes about the law

Freshman chases a girl----takes the lead

Sophomore chases a girl----finds a lost item

Third year chases a girl----finds Buried objects

Coursing girls in senior year----obtaining discarded objects

Picking up girls----fraud

Breaking up----contracting fault

p>

Proposal ---- major misunderstanding

Marriage ---- performance of the contract (also called permanent tenant right)

Separation ---- exercise the right to defend against uneasiness

Both parties cheated ----- perform the right of defense at the same time

Divorce--fundamental breach of contract

Wife---property rights

p>

Lover----other property rights