Funny writing in Sichuan dialect

1. Tongjiang pupils write a composition in Sichuan dialect, Tongjiang dialect, Sichuan.

I have nothing to do, because I once read a funny article about Sichuan dialect and had a whim. I decided to try my best to compile some dialects in my hometown (Tongjiang, Sichuan). I hope everyone will join us and welcome to reprint!

(This article needs to be read in Sichuan dialect, the heavier the better! )

Pain (green pain)

Bitter (bitter)

Tight (tight)

Sweetness (sensitive sweetness)

Smelly (pang smelly)

Cry (kiss)

Smile (a little)

Smile from ear to ear (thinking of your five flowers and two flowers)

enough to make oneself proud

Vanity (pro-giving)

Serve you right (at the right time)

Root (bag)

A room (stove) heated in winter.

Pebbles (wide bags of stones)

Axe (cutting mountain)

Eat (swell)

Fist (Torur)

Force (fiddling)

Stubborn child (Guruzi)

Nose (turbinate)

Snuff (blue nose)

Tooth (toothed bar)

Hair (bitter hair)

Knee (coughing up pineapple)

Elbow (crutch)

Arm (hand dare)

Eyeball (eye fruit)

Head (old shell)

Son: Mom, is the old man whispering?

Mother: It's a long walk up the hill. There is a mountain in front of the stove. Go up the hill and help your old man!

Two: I crawled on behalf of the hospital and coughed up the pain of several frogs in Poirot and Deqing. You can't let me go?

Mother: miscellaneous?

Er: Last night, I didn't even ask for stars. It's too dark for me to see. A stone with a wide pit took my place, and the kidnapper scraped off the skin, leaving the old shell black and blue!

Mother: It's time to recite. What a sunny day!

Son: Sister Nan?

Mom: It would be nice to kiss one day if you don't bask in the sun. Isn't it like a woman apologizing? She bedclothes in the middle of the night, but it is cold and her nose is growing!

Son: So the whole medicine hasn't been replaced?

Mother: Take a deep breath. She said that water and medicine are bitter, so don't ask for it!

Uh: Hey, hey ...

Mother: Remember your five cents and two cents. I kicked your mother and told you to come back and get swollen!

2. How to write a dialect joke composition in the dialect joke composition?

My father is from the south. Although I have stayed in the north for more than ten years, I still "a leopard cannot change his spots". I can't speak Mandarin, and I always communicate with people with a strong dialect, which can make a lot of jokes.

No, we have an aunt at home today. She is tall, fair-skinned and has big eyes. She looks great!

Mom and dad treated her warmly. During the chat, my father praised my aunt: "You are so elegant, and' * * *' is so white!" My aunt, who was laughing just now, couldn't help blushing and stopped talking.

My mother was also frightened by my father's sudden words. She secretly took my father aside and whispered, "What are you doing? She is a big girl. What is so white? " Dad asked doubtfully, "I didn't say * * *, when did I say * * *?" Mom was anxious: "Didn't you just say that people are white?" Dad was also anxious: "I didn't say' * * *' white, it was skin-skin-white-!" Dad said seriously and laboriously. Mom realized this and smiled with a "poof": "You really need to change your dialect!"

Mother sat beside her aunt and said, "Sister, don't get me wrong …" After listening to her explanation, her aunt smiled. Dad patted his head and said shyly, I really want to change this dialect! "

Look, this is a joke played by dialect, which brings great inconvenience to people's communication. I think it's also important to speak fluent Mandarin while retaining the local accent.

A joke in dialect

My grandmother got gallstones the other day. She just finished surgery last Friday and was discharged from hospital this Tuesday. She has been recuperating in my house for several days, and didn't go back until the scar healed.

This Thursday, I came home from school, had dinner and finished my homework. I suddenly felt very curious and said in dialect, "Grandma, did Nai just lie in bed all day?" I said this sentence loudly, so the whole family heard it. Suddenly, the house became very quiet, and then mom, dad and grandma all laughed. Mother smiled while covering her stomach and fell to the ground with a smile. While rubbing * * *, my father and grandmother laughed, and I looked at them with a puzzled face: Why do my mother, father and grandmother laugh, am I right? How strange! So I kept asking them why they were laughing, and as a result, they laughed so hard that they didn't even have the strength to speak.

Finally, when they finished laughing, mother said, "In dialect, lying in bed is generally used to describe that person who is lazy, while grandma sleeps in bed." Hearing the reason why my mother laughed, I also laughed impudently, and my stomach ached with laughter.

Our generation is not familiar with dialects, because we usually speak Mandarin, so we make such jokes. I wonder if our classmates have such funny jokes?

3. Write a 200-word essay in Sichuan dialect, which is sometimes moving, singing like running water, and has a unique charm; Sometimes it is sad and beautiful. If it sounds like a drop of bamboo leaves, it is thought-provoking.

Sometimes it is as rich and deafening as the long sound of an eagle spreading its wings; Sometimes tactfully, it seems like a line of tears when you are deeply in love, which makes people sad. I sleep with it every day, but I ignore its beauty in daily life.

Grandma is an old man in her sixties and even looks older; But for this, I smile frankly. She was once young. She lives in Changzhou for a long time.

So I can't even picture her present situation. However, I clearly remember that her moving Jasmine, a sad but harmless poem, composed the flowers and flowers of life.

When I was very young, I was sent to my grandmother's house by my mother like a parcel. At that time, I was extremely dependent on my mother. Sent to grandma's house, born naughty and disobedient, crying. At this time, grandma will gently wipe away my nose and tears with her rough big hands and bury my head deeply in her arms. She hummed softly, "What a beautiful jasmine, what a beautiful jasmine …" Her upturned corners of the mouth, the peristalsis of her lips, and a touching song have taken root in my heart.

I just lay quietly in her arms, gently echoing this song in my ear, and fell asleep sweetly ... that was my first feeling about it, just like my pillow! I still remember one time, my grandmother and I pulled vegetables in our small yard. Small green vegetables and small green onions are all planted by grandma herself.

I followed my grandmother's example and picked the east and picked the west. Grandpa doesn't know when to appear behind us. He mysteriously took out a beautiful jasmine flower full of water, and then carefully inserted it in grandma's combed bun.

Grandma was surprised at first, and then gently fingered the jasmine with her right hand without anything-jasmine shining in the sun. Grandma smiled, smiling so peacefully and contentedly, and Grandpa smiled back, just a shallow mutual smile, and the beauty and maturity of human nature were fixed on the smile. After that, grandma seemed to sing softly when pulling vegetables, and her rosy cheeks were full of happiness, which was as beautiful as a scenery that could not be ignored.

Two or three years have passed quickly. When was the return date so hasty? My mother finally took me back from my grandmother. She said, go home. There are many delicious and interesting things in the city, such as chocolate candy and toy models ... I finally failed to resist the temptation and returned to that strange but familiar place. When I left, I saw my grandmother send me away with a smile. She said she could finally relax. But this smile, why is it so beautiful? Her singing.-I don't think I brought it back.

Later, with the growth of age, I don't know when I began to like pop songs, those dynamic, sweet or lyrical songs, and I have long forgotten what I love. Grandma has been here several times, and I don't have much contact with her. I only know that she sometimes quarrels with her aunt, or worse. Although grandma is very kind and considerate to them, but "every family has a difficult experience", grandma moved to Changzhou with grandpa after all.

And I'm numb to those pop music. "What a beautiful jasmine, what a beautiful jasmine, full of fragrant and beautiful branches ..." I sat at my computer desk, and the music automatically jumped to that song, intentionally or unintentionally.

Oh, that song is so sweet, but not as sweet as hers; Memories are so beautiful, but her back is gone. I remember someone once said, "As long as you live, you will be contaminated with dust." Even if the noise obscures my sight, this song will always be my nap harbor, my love for grandma, and grandma's love for me! Looking out the window, the smirking autumn wind swept the petals and sent them to an unknown country.

A song ends.

4. What are the funny articles in Chongqing dialect? The airport automatic broadcast keeps broadcasting: "Chongqing Airlines 1000 1 flight, beijing beijing, fare 10, no change, please show me your monthly ticket."

[Security check] There are a lot of people, some carrying snakeskin bags, some carrying live chickens and ducks, and the security inspector is sweating: "Backpackers, you have to pay for tickets, you are overweight and old." "Why? Last time, two bags of potatoes made me too old.

"Another passenger leaned in:" Come on, brothers, have a cigarette and watch my bags of live chickens wave. If there is no room in the cabin to tie them to the wings of the plane, these balls will be old. Anyway, they can fly by themselves, and they don't consume the oil of the plane ... "[Boarding] The flight attendants are wearing red embroidered seals, holding small flags and holding up big speakers:" What are you squeezing? People lined up. "Are you making fun of me, old guy. You squeezed Hazare with your head ... Take out the ticket, and if you don't buy a ticket to tease me, you will be fined ten yuan! Bo, this is owned by Captain Wang's uncle. It's old. It's hard to cut ... "The plane climbed to the height of 80 stories and circled over the city. The captain opened the hatch and shouted, "hey, the one on the 80 th floor, Beijing can't leave, it's ten yuan each!" There is room! Come on, stop. Haha, someone jumped over! " [Flying] A child asked to urinate. The stewardess said, "The toilet is full of potatoes. I'll open the door for you.

5. A funny joke in Sichuan dialect, originally published in xugkar 199 1.

1. Sichuan dialect is funny. Sichuan dialect is funny. One day, a composition written by a Sichuanwa made me wake up after kissing Ba Shen early, but I was old and tired. I always want to doze off in class the next day, and the teacher looks down on me. One day, a composition written by a Sichuanwa made me wake up after kissing Ba Shen early, but I was old and tired. The next day, I always try to doze off in class. As a result, the teacher looked down on me, handcuffed me in front of the whole class and gave me a lecture, saying that I was too young to raise a baby, and it was dawn and sleepy. But I wanted to sleep, and the teacher didn't punish me for teasing (doing homework) because I felt guilty. I think this teacher is a bit annoying. After class, I teased Yin to pour poison into the teacup, and found an old leech at the desk to wipe it on her head. Haha, when the teacher turned around, like a silly bud, he hit the black man with a big shit, which was very dirty. He poured a glass of water regardless of whether the cup head was dug or not. A haha bean seems to have drunk two hemp and two hemp, and can't stand. She planed again and rushed to the end of the wool to change hands. When he turned around again, his hair stood on end and so did his fans. He looked like a stone, and the black people yelled at us and asked which Hal had one's fingers itch. Qian Fan was very unhappy, so he put something at the bottom of the cup. Although this pile of bills ruined us, we were still laughing. One and both of them were in the shade, and they were given to the employers and employees. 20 1 1 The answer to the college entrance examination should be back! Sichuan joke: joke 1: Sparrows and crows put together a dragon gate array. The sparrow said, what kind of bird are you? The crow said: I am your phoenix! Sparrow: How can a phoenix be as black as your turtle son? Crow: You know shovels. I'm a Phoenix sulfur-burning boiler. Joke 2: One day, when we were discussing how tall Yao Ming was, Sichuan PLMM, who usually loves to wrangle, wrangled again: "Yao Ming counts."

6. Interesting Dialect Composition On Friday morning in Anhui, there was a different sound of reading in the class. Moreover, this different pronunciation and tone are different.

What's going on here? It turns out that the teacher wants us to read the text in dialect in the future. At the moment, the students are taking time to practice! When the bell rang, the teacher came into the classroom and we sat down at once. The teacher looked around in front of the platform and said, "Let's start with the first student in the first group, finish reading a paragraph, and the next student will continue reading." Duan Zongyuan, let's start! " Duan Zongyuan pronounced it in Anhui dialect, which sounds a bit strange. After reading it, the teacher said, "The last few sentences are completely different, but the front is ok."

Let the high one in the back seat read it again. She speaks the local dialect of Shengze. I didn't feel any waves after listening to it ... "Yan came forward and said that Fang was the first in our group. After reading it, it was another person, that is, me. I'm getting nervous.

"Step on the silly wind all the way and laugh all the way; Think about those barren hills ... ""Not bad. " The teacher said with a big smile ... "Go."

The teacher patted my desk and told me with a smile. I quickly picked up the book and walked to the podium.

My heart thumped and I explained to my teachers and classmates in Mandarin: "I also read it in Shengze dialect." Then I read the text: all the way to the wind, all the way to the joy; After reading it, I saw the smiles on my classmates' faces, and I couldn't help laughing.