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Talk about abstinence in a circle of friends.
2. Wine is Li Bai's poem. For me, it's harmful. I am determined to quit now. If you see pity, you can help me out of my misery. Take this as a mirror, let's look at the same kind!
3, a glass of wine, sad for a lifetime.
I am a drinker, and I used to be all over the world. A glass of wine is a hero, ruined and closed to the outside world.
5, abstinence, I hope you can say it, it is difficult to catch up!
6, wine is enterotoxic, and if you drink too much, you will die of poisoning.
7, don't near the river wastewater, don't near the mountain waste wood.
8. Looking through the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. The first two hangovers have made me determined to give up drinking. I don't want to get drunk and I can't dream of death. White water is the longest.
9. Drinking for a long time is spicy, and spitting it out is a mess and consciousness. The reflection in a free and easy cup is like the truest beauty released after drinking.
10, a drop of wine for the driver and a drop of tears for the family.
1 1. I can't sleep well at night and can't get up in the morning. I feel that the meridians are not smooth. Although it was so bitter, it didn't take me long to think that abstinence was a good thing, and I really couldn't drink it in the future.
12, I will resolutely give up drinking! Stop drinking! Stop drinking!
13, people reach 40, and their physical indicators are extremely high. They have given up smoking for some time and are responsible for their families and themselves.
14, the fashion at work can be pushed, saying "discipline is not allowed." On holidays, anonymity is a sea of wine, and it is miserable. If you meet elegant people, it is also a pleasure to read poems and write poems. If you are pestered by people who can't drink well, you will often stumble back, which is very embarrassing.
15, drink a catty a day, and you will have ten springs in your life.
16, I'm determined to give up smoking and drinking, but I can't stop you.
18, from then on, I sealed the bottle and gave up drinking.
19, drunk driving is the source of trouble. I suggest you don't put your cup. Go out for peace, and your family expects you to return it early.
20. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking!
About the things about abstinence in the circle of friends, let's start with two 2 1, abstinence for 60 days, sweet food and sweet sleep!
22, long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.
23. Quit smoking and drinking and borrow a girlfriend.
24. No one can shake my determination to give up drinking. If there is, I will live and die together!
25, friends and friends will come to invite them every three to five, and they can't refuse. I want to use the "driver" to escape, but I said "not qualified" and someone picked me up, so I can't escape, but I can't help it!
26, in order to set an example for children, but also to prevent yourself from drinking too much, causing Alzheimer's disease to bother children, this wine has to be quit.
27. It is inevitable to save money on alcohol and tobacco and ask for help.
28. As long as the relationship is good, drink as much as you can. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health. Shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl; Feelings are deep, even if you lick them.
29, abstinence requires a heart of stone, regardless of the southeast and northwest winds, adhere to abstinence and not relax.
30. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with swords, it's even more sad to raise a glass to dispel our worries.
3 1, drink, drink, dear brother, one more sip and you will lose one day!
32. Wine is Li Bai's poem. For me, it's harmful. I am determined to quit now. If you see pity, you can help me out of my misery. Take this as a mirror, let's look at the same kind!
Don't stop me, I've decided to give up drinking!
I have no talent, but I am good at drinking, which makes me famous. As the saying goes, "Birds of a feather flock together, people are divided into groups", and people around us are all such people. I know the harm of alcohol. I have given up drinking for more than ten years. However, in the past decade, calling for annual warnings has become a laughing stock.
35. In the long run, both body and mind will be damaged, and the old mother will be worried and hurt others. Deeply reflect, make up your mind, and then stay away from the things in the cup, which is very harmful to your health. How can you ignore your health?
36, if the sky is affectionate, if the sky is old, life is empty!
37, don't near the river wastewater, don't near the mountain waste wood.
38, add a unitary at three o'clock, accompany me for several years, my wife told me to quit, so I had to nod.
39. I want to give up drinking and have a few drinks at last. Listen to people after drinking, and succeed tomorrow. Drink it every day and cry when you get down. I quit my job every year with a big wine basket.
40, drink a catty a meal, and you will have half a life.
About the abstinence in the circle of friends, let's talk about three 4 1 s, wine is the poison that harms people, and sex is the steel knife that catches people.
42, don't talk during the dinner, don't attract attention, go to the toilet frequently, don't give alcohol any chance, don't toast, don't take the initiative, others drink too much to help him go to the toilet!
43. The headache in the morning after drinking is the reason why I am determined to give up drinking, and I am doomed to fight again and again until dawn.
44. I can't sleep well at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I feel that the meridians are not smooth. Although it was so bitter, it didn't take me long to think that abstinence was a good thing, and I really couldn't drink it in the future.
45. I am a drinker. I used to be in the spring all over the world. A glass of wine is a hero, ruined and closed to the outside world.
46, abstinence, I hope you can say a word, it is difficult to catch up!
47. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.
48. I have been addicted to alcohol since I was a child, and I don't feel like a middle-aged person. I hope I can stop drinking and be healthy and disease-free in my life.
49. Since I started drinking, I have been in the wine field for more than 20 years, drank 3,000 yuan and cried a lot. Now that the golden age of drinking has passed, the amount of alcohol has plummeted. No matter what white wine, red wine, beer, one glass of dizziness, two cups of drunkenness, and three cups of personnel do not know, people have given the nickname "three cups pour". Moreover, the voice after drinking is loud, the temper is bad, and the nonsense is not accepted by anyone except the wall.
50. I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking!
5 1, give up drinking for 60 days, eat delicious food and sleep soundly!
52, thirsty for many years, swallowing like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.
53. Quit smoking and drinking and borrow a girlfriend.
54. No one can shake my determination to give up drinking. If there is, I will live and die together!
Friends from all walks of life will invite you, and you can't refuse. I want to use the "driver" to escape, but I said "not qualified" and someone picked me up, so I can't escape, but I can't help it!
56. In order to set an example for children, and to prevent yourself from drinking too much, causing senile dementia and causing trouble to children, this wine has to be given up.
57. It is inevitable to save money on alcohol and tobacco and ask for help.
58. As long as the relationship is good, drink as much as you can. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health. Shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl; Feelings are deep, even if you lick them.
59. You have to have a heart of stone to quit drinking, and you have to stick to it regardless of the wind in the southeast and northwest.
60. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with swords, it is even more sad to raise a glass to dispel our worries.
Sentences about abstinence are suitable for friends to collect 60 sentences.
The sentence about abstinence is suitable for sending friends (the first one) 1. I quit smoking and drinking because I met someone who can make me quit smoking and drinking.
2. I regret torturing my favorite person after drinking every time! Take this as a lesson and never drink or give up alcohol again.
I've decided not to drink tonight!
4. Quit smoking and drinking, socialize less, exercise more, and become addicted to sports. You are destined to brush me, we are a circle.
5. Quit drinking and prevent three highs, and often run and laugh.
6. Excuse me, where is the restaurant? Jade liquid will stay in my heart!
7. Life is happier without drinking a little wine.
8. Drinking for a long time is sadness and bitterness, and spitting out is a mess and understanding. The reflection in the cup is slightly drunk and free and easy, just like the truest beauty released after drinking. So I quit drinking.
9. There is no trivial matter in the wine field, and it costs money and delays things. I also hope that all drinkers will understand, support and supervise.
10. After drinking half a glass of wine, I felt allergic all over when I came home. After that, I didn't touch a drop of wine, and my senses became dull and light, which also damaged my memory.
1 1. I hope I can give up drinking and be healthy in my life.
12. Indulge in debauchery and lose family and country.
13. I can't think of any reason why I can't drink in my life. I think I should stop drinking from now on!
14. I won't regret starting to quit drinking!
15. From now on, teetotal drinking includes all liquor, beer, fruit wine and yellow wine.
16. First, students should keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.
17. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.
18. Drink it once or twice and you will be strong.
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20. To prevent and treat hypertension, we should quit smoking and drinking, exercise properly and have a light diet.
The sentence about abstinence is suitable for the circle of friends (2)1. No one can shake my determination to give up drinking. If there is, it's life and death!
22. I can't sleep well at night and can't get up in the morning. I feel that the meridians are not smooth. Although it was so bitter, it didn't take me long to think that abstinence was a good thing, and I really couldn't drink it in the future.
23. Don't drink, give up drinking, never touch alcohol, and throw away all the remaining lines at home.
24. I want to give up drinking and have a few drinks at last. Listen to people after drinking, and succeed tomorrow. Drink it every day and cry when you get down. I quit my job every year with a big wine basket.
25. Don't waste water by the river or firewood by the mountain.
26. A glass of wine will make you sad for life.
27. Alcohol can be addictive, but what about love? Don't persuade me to give up drinking, don't persuade me to fall in love. If you are stubborn, you are afraid of ghosts.
28. Men are not bad, and the era when women don't love is over. Let's give up smoking and drinking, and so do girls.
29. Honesty and prudence are virtues.
30. Drink for the last time this year, give up drinking and dryness, study hard and earn money seriously.
3 1. I have made up my mind to stop drinking. I don't want to get drunk and I can't dream of death.
32. It's better to doze off than not to get drunk. So I quit drinking.
33. don't drink, friendship is the most important!
34. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.
35. As long as the feelings are in place, you will still get drunk without drinking a drop!
36. To make guests drink well, drink well first.
37. Every glass of wine knows that thousands of glasses are missing. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.
38. Sometimes alcohol is a disaster. Give up, don't let it hurt innocent people!
39. If you don't drink a little wine, your career will last longer.
40. Health is capital, and abstinence is on the road.
The sentence about abstinence is suitable to be a circle of friends (Chapter 3) 4 1. Drink a catty after dinner, and you will have half a life.
42. Drink, drink, dear brother, one more sip will be lost one day!
43. Drink bad liver, drink bad stomach, and drink sexual function.
44. Everyone has high cholesterol and thick blood lipids. This year, I am inspirational to give up drinking!
45. Drink to death, no one will lift it, so give up drinking!
There are some things you must make up your mind to do, so let's start by giving up smoking and drinking.
47. Only when the feelings are not enough, use roses to make up for it.
48. Add a unitary point and stay with me for several years. My wife told me to quit, so I had to nod.
49. If the sky is sentimental, you will be old, and life is not wasted!
50. Before and after. I didn't drink before, but I didn't touch alcohol later; The story is rotten in my heart.
5 1. As long as you have feelings, everything is wine.
If you are drunk today, you will worry about tomorrow.
I have no choice but to be healthy. I have seen alcohol and tobacco before.
54. Swear to give up drinking before, and then drink is a dog! Then I vowed to go to bed early and get up late to be a pig! There are fewer and fewer days to find someone! Hahaha!
I quit smoking and drinking, so I will stick to it.
56. Wine is Li Bai's poem. For me, it's harmful. I am determined to quit now. If you see pity, you can help me out of my misery. Take this as a mirror, let's look at the same kind!
57. I quit drinking and now I have abdominal muscles!
58. Moderate drinking is a good habit, which is neither harmful nor tiring.
59. Drinking takes money and hard work.
60. Don't ask me why I want to quit smoking, but I have waited for someone who advised me to quit drinking and smoking.
Forty excerpts from moral integrity mood and circle of friends
Quit drinking and make friends. Say the first 1. Quit drinking and you'll have abdominal muscles!
Abstinence is a commitment, a determination and a choice. Abstaining from alcohol, smoking, drug addiction, gambling and meat is a way of self-management, which embodies one's life values, standardizes one's principles, bottom line and standards, reduces the sources of troubles for one's life, saves resources for one's soul and creates.
I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking!
4. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.
5. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old, and life will be barren without wine!
It's not that I don't want to quit drinking, but that I don't want to quit my friends.
7. Drinking less is equal to saving your life!
8. I advise you to drink less and never let an alcoholic fill your stomach.
9. Less than one cup, but drunk on the brow: drinking water with you, but not drunk.
10. I may be an alcoholic. I even made an appointment with a liquor store in Urumqi. After getting up, I have a splitting headache and regret it. I swear I will never drink again. I am allergic to alcohol.
1 1. If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.
12. A glass of wine worries you all your life.
13. I drank too much again last night, and it was really dangerous this time. I feel like I stumbled all the way home and almost had an accident on the way. Determined to give up drinking, make an oath first.
14. The light was dim and the west wind was blowing hard, and I was unable to cross the long street. The car is speeding, my heart is timid, I wake up drunk and have a splitting headache. Stop, stop, stop.
15. I hope I can give up drinking and be healthy in the future.
16. No one can stop me. I decided to give up drinking!
17. Long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.
18. I quit smoking and drinking, so I will stick to it.
19. Quitting smoking, drinking and betel nut is not an effort but a necessity from today.
20. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.
Talk about the mood of abstinence and making friends. Part II: 2 1. Only drinks, promotion is unpredictable.
22. I have been addicted to alcohol since I was a child, and I feel that people are in middle age. I hope I can stop drinking and be healthy and disease-free in my life.
23. I've been drinking all my life, and suddenly I tell you that I can't drink. I'm sad! Abstinence is so simple!
24. I have been thirsty for many years, and my voice is like a coke pot: I like to sleep today, and I am as angry as thunder.
25. Poor health and stress.
26. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.
27. Add a unitary at three o'clock, accompany me for several years, and my wife told me to quit, so I had to nod.
28. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.
29. I will be determined. Stop drinking without hesitation! Stop drinking! Stop drinking!
30. It's better to doze off than to be drunk. So I quit drinking.
3 1. I advise you to drink less and treat your dog as your girlfriend when you are drunk.
32. I have been crying for more than 20 years since I started drinking. Now that the golden age of drinking has passed, the amount of alcohol has plummeted. No matter what white wine, red wine, beer, one glass of dizziness, two cups of drunkenness, and three cups of personnel do not know, people have given the nickname "three cups pour". Moreover, the voice after drinking is loud, the temper is bad, and the nonsense is not accepted by anyone except the wall.
A man who doesn't smoke or drink is not necessarily a good man, but a man who gives up smoking and drinking for you is a good man.
34. Every glass of wine knows that thousands of glasses are missing. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.
35. Drunk driving is the root of trouble. I suggest you don't put your cup. Go out for peace, and your family expects you to return it early.
36. When weeding in the afternoon, I will sweat my rice and drink three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?
37. Drink, drink, dear brother, one more sip will be lost one day!
38. Quit drinking and smoking.
39. Men can't make good friends unless they give up drinking.
40. Indulge in debauchery and lose family and country.
Talk about abstinence.
About the mood of abstinence, talk about the classic 1. We didn't create the world, but the world created us.
2. The person you miss inadvertently may be the most suitable person for you.
3. If you don't know, you want to know. If you know more, you will be more hurt.
I quit smoking and drinking because I can't stop you.
5. Double bed, single bed, single heart and double room.
6. The world of flowers and flowers is blurred. Which is me or the original me?
7. I was drunk and dreamy, and only smoke accompanied me.
8. You are like water. Sometimes I don't need you, sometimes I have to.
9. Memories are beautiful. When you want to recall, there will always be a little regret and a little unhappiness.
10. I smoke and think of you. I inhaled smoke and exhaled pain.
About the mood of abstinence, let's talk about the latest article 1. Acacia is smoke, homesickness is wine. You are like cigarettes and alcohol, making me smoke and drink all the time.
I know I may regret loving you, but if I miss you, I will regret it even more.
The whole world is pretending, only I don't like it. Before you left, I resigned voluntarily.
4. I watch who plays the joys and sorrows with who in this world alone.
5. Learn to be sad, but learn not to forget.
6. a person's road, a person's walk, smile without crying,
7. I want to be indifferent, at least my heart won't drop blood.
8. After the pain, I won't feel pain, and there is only an indifferent heart.
9. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I miss you.
10. You're a little cold, and I'm not used to it.
1 1. Is the world too fake or are we too stupid?
12. Habits, unaccustomed habits, like people who don't like themselves
13. If you can't do it, don't say love. Don't love if you can't afford it. If you are afraid of being hurt, don't love.
14. We can't take off the mask smile.
15. Time is passing and we are all changing.
16. Cigarettes are better than women. Wine is more real than women.
17. There is a rhythm that can never keep up. There is a kind of love that you can't afford all your life. There is a kind of hate that I will never forget.
18. I have missed many people in my life and suffered many betrayals, which is a mess. But it really doesn't matter. As long as I can't die, I can still stand up.
19. Living in a world filled with cigarettes, the habit that can't be quit, the loneliness that can't be quit; You can't quit
20. Think about yourself, think about your ignorance, how can it be so ridiculous …
About the mood of abstinence, talk about the popular article 2 1. I don't know, I don't love, I don't want, I don't ask, I'm quiet and silent.
22. Not sad. Because there is no broken heart.
23. I am willing to exchange my life for that true love.
24. Waiting day after day. Who is distressed?
25. There is a kind of injury that others will never understand. There is a kind of pain that only I know.
26. I always force others to learn by myself!
27. Kneel on the road you choose. Be the first, not the second.
28. Is there anyone who will stay with me even if everyone leaves me?
29. I can't quit smoking, I can't forget you, I can't stop loving you, I can't stop feeling.
30. A cigarette makes you sad all your life. A glass of wine makes you confused all night.
3 1. There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.
32. A dream, an empty and beautiful oath, also has a faded day.
33. I don't have the acting skills of emotional drama …
34. To whom do you smile? A city has been blurred for centuries.
35. I feel a little sad and sad when I smoke. Nobody understands me, and I don't need it.
36. If a stone also cries, I would like to be a stubborn stone and cry in your heart. At least, I can feel your temperature.
37. The hand holding the cigarette has been shaking. Who knows my helplessness?
38. Who plays sadness in the world of flowers and flowers?
39. A woman doesn't need to fall in love with her country. She just needs a man to devote his life to you.
40. It turns out that none of us have grown up, and we are still children. It turns out that I just had a dream during my nap, experienced growth, and experienced many irreparable mistakes and sadness.
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