The teacher asked us to perform a small program on stage and wanted to tell a super-super cold joke. ,。 Does anyone know? must

A woman took a bus and touched her pocket after getting off at the station. It's over! I left my keys in the car, and the car has already left. She chased it and shouted, my keys are in your car, my keys are in your car! The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and vaguely heard it. He muttered: you are crazy, you will die in my car! He stepped on the gas pedal and drove away! A long-cherished female man (short hair) said to me, "Brother, will you marry me when my long hair reaches my waist?" "I gave a wry smile and said," good! Can't wait for the Year of the Monkey? " Suddenly, the woman took out a wig from her bag and put it on her head. She hit it hard, too, and my eyes were wet. This is the love I want! ..... Didi Didi ... In biology class, the teacher introduced to the students that man evolved from monkeys. He said: it takes a long historical process for people to evolve from four-legged walking to two-legged walking. Then he asked the students, "What is the greatest advantage of human evolution from limbs to walking on all fours?" A student stood up and replied, "You can save a pair of shoes!" " "In chemistry class, a parent rushed the donkey cart to deliver something and tied the donkey to a tree at the back of the classroom. The donkey growled from time to time, causing the students to turn their heads to watch from time to time, which led the teacher to remind everyone to listen carefully several times. When the class was over, the chemistry teacher did not forget to give the students a little sense of humor and said, "You didn't listen to anything in this class, but only heard a donkey barking." The students burst into laughter after hearing this.