Very dirty quotes

1. He is a pessimist who pretends to be optimistic. He likes loneliness but is tired of loneliness. He wants freedom but is afraid of freedom. He has no dreams or pursuits. He can’t even do well for himself. He is a madman, he is a madman, he wears human skin but has a heart like a beast, he is inferior and cowardly, he is arrogant and contemptuous, he is a fool, madman, that is me

2. Put naughty people Let the girl see you as a scoundrel, show your pride to the world, and clean up your tiredness in the middle of the night.

3. You are just right now, embedded in my heart.

4. Under the cover of green willows, I glimpsed from a distance, the elegant young master on the road was riding freely, with carved saddles and silver stirrups, riding as a child, riding in Kangzhuang. In the passing years, hydrangea blooms again and again, but only young people remain undefeated.

5. What scares you most is not being overjoyed or sad in front of people, but one day you watch a movie and everyone is laughing, but you are laughing and crying. Everyone is crying, but you are crying. I just laughed

6. In my memory, I remember a handsome young man with a cloud-patterned brocade belt around his waist, a handsome face with a hint of arrogance, and a smile as clear as the Yellow River.

7. In the future, the long river and the sunset will be watched alone. The person in the dream never wakes up.

8. For me, chasing stars is nothing more than taking positive people as my role models and constantly learning from them.

9. Happiness is wine in a crystal glass, fragrant, attractive and intoxicating; tears are a cocktail with cherries, with different colors and flavors.

10. No matter your despicable past, no matter your family background, love is everything.

11. There was once a tall man who didn’t even care about hypocrisy and coercion. He had a good-looking character, ignored all laws, and was not afraid of the coercion of magic. With a single stroke in his hand, he could draw the Milky Way Water from the Nine Heavens up and down. Cutting off the mighty Canglan River, would you like to ask the painting fairy if he will surrender?

12. Of course it is my fault that you suddenly left me halfway

13. As long as you are willing to observe life, life will also notice you.

14. The flower of memory always blooms in your eyes that are never barren.

15. Beautiful to the mouth, lonely flowers bloom.

16. If a person has a goal, the difficulties he encounters will no longer be difficulties. Even if he makes you stumble, you will already have a plan in your heart. Isn't it? Talk about very dirty words, talk about particularly dirty sentences

1. I'm willing to make cows, horses, and sheep for you, no more than that. You just need to give me grass.

2. Others treat you well just to sleep with you, but I am different. I can do anything on my sofa, living room, balcony or kitchen.

3. I am a practical person, I only believe that love will last for a long time.

4. It feels great without a condom, but it's just not safe. My last mobile phone was broken like this!

5. After the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold on to the wall and came out, cursing: Liar, before the wedding he said he had more than thirty years of savings, I thought it was money! !

6. Don't keep umming with me, oh, oh, will chatting with me all day make you climax? Let’s talk about a relatively dirty space.

7. Yesterday I went swimming in the reservoir and nearly drowned due to leg cramps. Fortunately, my girlfriend saved me. If I hadn’t filled her with air in the morning, we would have become desperate couple

8. The so-called growth means that when you hear the word "turbulent waves", you can no longer think of the sea.

9． When I was 8 years old, an uncle pulled me into the house and inserted that disgusting thing into my body. He didn't care about my feelings. After a while, he even leaked liquid into it. Then my legs were shaking. Pulling up my pants, I swore I would never take another injection again.

10． What did he do to make you like him so much? ? Me

11. The spring breeze is ten miles away, it is better to sleep with you.

12. Woman: You’re too hard down there.

Man: There’s too much water down there. Facts have proved: making a good pot of noodles is indeed not an easy task.

13. My fist and bottom are only hard for you, and your eyes and bottom are only wet for me.

14. One day, everyone gathered together to chat, and when we talked about everyone's interests, one person said: I like to be clean. Suddenly a sentence pops up: Who is clean? Another person said: Who is Jing?

15． The best evaluation of a woman is not that you are beautiful or sexy, but that I am hard. The latest space talk collection.

16. I was chatting with a female classmate and asked, what are you doing? The answer was: I just took a shower and now I’m waiting to do it. Question: What tone did you read dryly?

17. Once upon a time, there was a man with a short penis, so he went to learn Latin dance.

18. One night, my soon-to-be girlfriend and I were lying on the lawn. I pointed to the ground and asked her: Honey, what do you think this is? The prospective girlfriend said: This is grass! Me: Do you like grass? Expectant girlfriend: I like grass the most! Then we confirmed our relationship!

19. In the past, I just wanted to watch the stars and the moon with you, but now I just want to make you unable to get out of bed.

20. The teacher said, students, don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. When I heard it, I thought, damn, someone else’s wife, it’s exciting just thinking about it.

21. You know my depth and I know your strengths and weaknesses.

22. I stole the rose, I copied the love letter, but it’s true that I want to fuck you.

23. Sun Wukong: Sister-in-law, I am inside you. Princess Iron Fan: Uncle, come out quickly~ah~ah~ Sun Wukong: Sister-in-law, I am coming out, please open your mouth. Princess Iron Fan: Ah~~

24. What I miss is not saying dirty words, what I miss is shaking together.

25. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

26. Question: What is a man’s tongue used for? Answer: Funny.

27. When my ex-girlfriend got married, she invited me for a drink. I always felt that I should do something. During the toast, I said to the groom: The bride is very beautiful, I will do it first.

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Talk about a little pornographic QQ, talk about a little pornographic space to spoof very dirty jokes

1. Turtle Injured, let the snail go buy medicine. Two hours later, the snail still hasn't come back. The turtle became anxious and cursed: If you don't come back here, I'll die! At this time, a snail's voice came from outside the door: Don't you dare say I won't go any more!

-2. After the father put his son to bed, he returned to his bedroom to prepare for bed. dad! cried the son. What's going on? I'm thirsty. Can you get me a glass of water? Didn’t you drink just now? Go to sleep, I've turned off the lights! Dad in five minutes! I'm thirsty, can't you get me a cup? Didn’t I just say it? You ask me to beat you again! Another five minutes passed Dad! So what? Be sure to bring a glass of water when you come here to beat me up!

3. When he was in school, one day Mr. A was preparing to change his pants in the dormitory. As soon as he took off his belt, several girls came in unexpectedly. He had no choice but to hold up his pants and go to the dormitory next door. Just as he was unbuttoning and about to take off his clothes, several more girls came in unexpectedly. I had no choice but to hold up my pants and go to the door of the next dormitory. Because he was holding his pants with both hands and was very anxious, he had no choice but to kick open the dormitory door and shout at the same time: Is there a woman inside? Are there any women? I saw a lot of girls sitting in the room, looking at him in horror

-4. An old man walked slowly along the street and saw a child standing on tiptoe trying to ring a doorbell, but still A little worse. So the old man walked over and said kindly: "Kid, let me press it for you." With that said, the old man rang the doorbell and didn't let go until he was sure that the people inside could hear him. At this time, the child said eagerly to the old man: Let's run away quickly, quickly!

5. A girl is so ugly that she cannot marry and hopes to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month.

The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let's go, we don't want the car anymore!

6. Robber: Robbery, get the hell down! When he saw a lady lying down, he yelled: Please be civilized, I only rob money, not sex!

-7. The ugly man took ninety-nine roses and dedicated them to his beautiful female colleague, Marry me! I love you! Woman: Forget it! I don't feel it. Man: Please tell me what’s wrong, and I’ll change it. Woman: What do you like about me? I change.

-8. A brother suffered from constipation and could not defecate in the toilet for a long time. While he was trying his best, he saw a brother rush into the toilet like a storm and entered the seat next to him. As soon as he entered, he There was a really violent storm, and the brother said enviously to the brother: Brother, I envy you so much. The buddy said: Why are you envious? I haven’t taken off my pants yet!

-9. A puppy climbed up on your dining table and crawled towards a roasted chicken. You said angrily: Whatever you dare to do to that roasted chicken, I will do to you! As a result, the puppy licked the chicken's butt, and you fainted. The puppy said happily: "Young man, let's see who is cruel."

-10. The sleep talk meeting in a boy's dormitory lasted until three o'clock in the morning. Suddenly he wanted to discuss a problem and met a beautiful girl. What should he say first? A certain gentleman woke up from his dream and said: Don't talk about it, let's sleep! Talk about very dirty connotations in 2021

1. Don’t always flatter, horses can also develop hemorrhoids

2. We can never go back to the past, but you can walk slowly in the future

3. I am not Oreo, and I am not milk. Don’t always come to me to take a dip

4. Please read aloud: I smell the flowers again, and I smell the branches. Low grief.

Invite to hear that the rocks are broken, and the wetness reaches the spring green

5. In my world, nothing can be lacking without meat, because I am a carnivore

6. This handsome pot manager It's very handsome, why don't you buy it and use it for cooking

7. In this era of stupidity, the mentality of screwing your sister will never be lacking

8. The history teacher teaches history The whole process was just about Jay Chou's song, I couldn't understand a word of it

9. Heaven, hell, I'm just passing through the world

10. If the teacher hadn't told you not to lie, you would still be Very beautiful

11. Your brother-in-law asked you to go home and said that your aunt is here

12. The most shocking reason for breaking up in history, because you are a QQ member, I think I Not worthy of you

13. I will only bow my head when lighting a cigarette, and will only be gentle to the people I love

14. If your girlfriend is a happy snacker, Then get married, as the saying goes: Foodies are easy to feed

15. Nowadays, air pollution is getting more and more serious. Fruits that are not washed and eaten will be poisonous

16. Gold calculation What, I’ll give you a box of diamond cigarettes, it’s only thirty yuan, not expensive

17. Every time I borrow money from a friend, he always says, I’ll borrow it from him

18. If I don’t see you for a day, you are still you; if I don’t see you for a week, I will remember you only after thinking about it; if I don’t see you for a month, I have become a stranger

19. I can lose weight if I am fat, but you are short. No one can save you

20. Friends, don’t be invisible. Fifty years later, I’m afraid I’ll never see you online again

21. Women have no talent. This is virtue, it turns out that I have been immoral for eighteen years

22. If you don’t eat meat, do you think you are a monk? Engage in vegetarianism

23. Follow the path of others and leave others with nowhere to go

24. A hundred single love songs cannot sing the sadness in my heart

25. I’ve been searching for her for thousands of times, but I still don’t know where my other half is

26. What I’m experiencing is not Singles’ Day, but real loneliness

27. November 11th, 11:11, at this moment, everything else is up to you

28. Send blessings to you who are singles, friends, please keep it in mind

29. We are so happy as singles, floating among thousands of flowers, silently but leaving some fragrance

30. On Singles’ Day, I must find a beautiful girl and say "no" to her

31. Your name is "Guangguang" and I am "Mingming", and the combined pair is called "Shuangshuang"

32. If everyone is single, what will the beautiful woman do?

33. Being single is a state. How can one celebrate this holiday if he has never lived it alone?

34. I really hope that a Sister Lin will fall from the sky, so that I don’t have to celebrate Singles’ Day.

35. It is said that November 11th is to commemorate those great men who sacrificed for love

36. It is great to be a bachelor, and there is one more holiday that ordinary people cannot have

37. I am full of love for you, how can you bear to push me to this November 11th

38. Don’t be so nervous, I am not what you think Good people

39. All beauties, don’t let your phone go. My wife has caller ID

40. During the National Day, our family went to the museum to watch the monkey show

41. A great person lies in how strong he is on the inside, not in his physical appearance

42. Do you know why it is difficult to make money, because it is endorsed by Mao Zedong

43. Holding in hand Cake and chicken drumsticks, but they say I want to lose weight

44. Everything has left me, only acne has always been by my side

45. The weather forecast is

To be honest: Thank you for watching today’s weather forecast

46. The gap between the rich and the poor: the poor choose to commit suicide on a cliff, while the rich choose bungee jumping off a cliff

47. The powerful plastic surgery technology in today’s society has also Not as good as China’s pS

48. Confucius said don’t pretend to be cool, I just like to watch silently if you are pretending to be cool

49. I know you are not a casual person, but please tell me I remain respectful

50. A bed, a computer, and a bowl of instant noodles are enough for a weekend