Interesting things in Sixian dialect, interesting things in Sixian dialect.

What are the funny stories in Sixian dialect? I'll sort them out and welcome everyone to read and learn from them.

Story 1

When two girls from Sixian County first arrived in Beijing, they went to the bathhouse to take a bath. After buying tickets, they asked if there was a "hands-on teacher" in the service. Then the waiter told her blankly that she didn't, and then the girl pointed angrily at the towel behind the waiter and said, "That's not a dish." Two girls entered the bathroom humming a ditty. While praising the beauty of Beijing in Mandarin, even the baths are so gorgeous, while putting their feet into the baths. Suddenly a girl shouted, "Naughty water makes people alone". This article comes from Laosizhou. com。

Story 2

A tour group of Sixian people participated in the Songkran Festival, and Sixian people suddenly scolded: "Take a coward, I will take it away. The commentator quickly explained: "This is a blessing! The man said again, "You are lying to me! Take a tiger and scald it with boiling water, and the skin will pop out! "

Story 3

He said, "One of Sixian's teachers was reading a text in Mandarin when his book touched his glasses and they almost fell off, so the teacher said in Mandarin," My glasses Sima Fu hit the sea. "

Story 4

One day, a friend went to Shanghai and went to a restaurant for dinner. While eating, he asked, waiter, give me a plate of "spicy grid". The waiter said yes. After a while, a plate of "Fried Pigeons with Chili Pepper" was served, and my friend laughed and spit out all the rice.

Story 5

Xiao Li, a native of Hunan, has lived and worked with a group of Sixian people for a long time because of his working relationship. He has mastered Sixian dialect for a long time and often takes the dazzling understanding of Sixian dialect as his capital. One day, my uncle came to Hangzhou to see me from his hometown. When people came from his hometown, there was a dinner party with fellow villagers. Xiao Li has arrived. Without listening to a few words, he boasted about Haikou: "I can understand all your Sixian dialect. Your hometown has no secrets! " The uncle who just came to Hangzhou was very dissatisfied with this statement and said with a smile: Xiao Li, you don't understand the real Sixian dialect. Xiao Li refused: Why don't you speak pure Sixian dialect? !

My uncle said, "Xiao Li, why don't you put that blessing (towel) on the ground?" Karma picked it up and gave it to sadness. In good times, you will be in debt again.

Hearing this, Xiao Li, the monk Zhang Er, couldn't find the change, and he couldn't find the north. Several of our fellow villagers also felt funny and enjoyable after listening to such pure Sixian dialect.