Composition on making jokes in childhood

Composition about making jokes in childhood

In ordinary life of study, work and life, everyone has written compositions, so they must be familiar with all kinds of compositions. Compositions are written by people. A narrative method that expresses the meaning of a theme through words based on ideological considerations and language organization. How to write a thoughtful and literary composition? Below is a collection of childhood joke compositions that I have collected for your reference. I hope it can help friends in need.

I think everyone did stupid things when they were children, right?

I am no exception. For example, I put my car keys into a rice bag, which made my dad look for it for a long time; I didn’t know what soy sauce was, so I drank it in one gulp; I almost mistook a stone for bread. Take a bite...

I remember one time during the Qingming Festival, I went out and came home. It was past 12 o'clock, and everyone was busy making arrangements. Suddenly, my mother said: "Hey! Is this fish dead? Its belly is turned up!" I was startled and rushed forward. When I saw it, it was true. I'm a little sad. After all, this fish has been raised for more than a month!

After my mother walked into the kitchen, I thought: "This fish cannot be thrown into the trash can casually, it must be buried!" So, I found it. I bought a paper box, put the fish in it, wrapped some white napkins on it, and went out.

I quietly dug a small hole in the flower bed of the community and put the fish's "coffin" in it. I also found a stone and stood on it. And then I was still thinking, will this become a fossil?

When I got home, my mother asked me, what were you doing out there? When I answered: "The little fish is buried!", my mother laughed and I was puzzled.

After a while, I heard the TV saying: "... Many citizens went to visit graves today, and the scenic spot..." After hearing this, I thought: "We My family has never swept their tombs during the Qingming Festival. It seems that our ancestors all have a sign with their name written on it. There is some kind of mat in front of this thing, which is for people to kowtow to, and there are a lot of food beside it. By the way, can’t we use the pizza box at home? "It’s better to act than to think, okay, let’s get started!

I wrote the word "ancestor" on the back of the box with a marker and placed it on the dining table. I found a mat and placed it on the ground.

After doing this, in order to set an example for my parents, I was the first to kowtow on the mat. When my mother saw my "weird behavior", she asked me, and I said enthusiastically: "Mom, come and kowtow to your ancestors!" When my mother saw it, she immediately laughed and said, "Mom, I will take you to Xinjiang next time. , kowtow to my grandfather’s grave!”

Now, I am 12 years old, but that innocence has gone far... Tags: Joking Composition Childhood