Joke humor is short.

Jokes are humorous and short. In our life, there are many people who like telling jokes, and they will be particularly happy to have such people around. Jokes are also popular in this era. So, let's take a look at the simplicity of humor in jokes.

Humor encyclopedia short story 1

1, there is a beautiful female colleague who is a little arrogant and doesn't care about anyone. We are all secretly saying that such people can't practice. Sure enough, not long after, the boss came in person: "Pack your things and don't come tomorrow." Faced with this result, I can't help but give her some advice: "Well, it's better to be gentle when you change companies next time, and don't always look arrogant." This will not work. "She wondered," why should I change companies? My uncle will let me rest tomorrow and follow him on a business trip the day after tomorrow. "Don't mention how embarrassed I was.

2. I rested at home that day and was pulled by my wife to do housework. It's a mess because I haven't done it before. The wife said angrily, "Look at all these stupid things you have done. Can you be serious? " I retorted, "You can't watch me do something wrong. Look what I did. " My wife took my advice and looked around and said, "Look at what you have done. Can you be serious? "

3. Visiting patients in a mental hospital. Several lookout patients are studying around a wall. I was curious and asked the doctor, "What are they doing?" Doctor: "Oh, they said there was a door. There are many sweets in the door. They are all studying how to open the door? " Then I found that there was another patient who didn't follow the class, but stood outside and watched others busy. I went up curiously and asked, "Why don't you study how to open the door?" The man told me secretly, "I have the key." Don't open the door until they leave. "

Humor encyclopedia is very short. 1. When you like a person, your brain will automatically add a filter to whiten and exfoliate, and when you don't like it, it will change the original picture every second.

As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.

Third, on the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

The biggest failure in life is Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

5. The money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

If you can't learn advanced mathematics no matter how hard you try, don't be discouraged. It really doesn't matter. This subject is not impossible to learn.

7. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

Eight, I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

Ten, three big fantasies in life: start working hard tomorrow, go to bed early today, and then buy it for me.