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The irony of green.
2. Rebellion sometimes becomes an inertial gesture.
The longer this separation is, the more cruel it is, and the more sincere it is.
I told you that he can't be trusted, so he is green.
Our relationship had a fairy tale process, but it didn't end.
6. There is a king's new clothes on the phone and a little cuckold in life.
7. This season, my heart is so cold, it seems that no one will care about you and love me.
8. I hardly want to leave you. Maybe it's stronger now.
9. Without you, things would have changed. With you, the wind is light and the clouds are light. Tell me why.
10. Don't forget that you are a person who likes to laugh at heart.
1 1. It's not awkward to meet, it's not awkward to say hello, and it's a joke. You really don't love him.
12. He doesn't love you, just doesn't love you. You need 110,000 ways, and everyone can't go back, so stop.
13. Since I showed off my husband to people around me, they all watched my husband live behind my back? I think green.
14. The service promise that once kept its promise has now turned into a bitterness that is not worth mentioning.
15. The previous importune is because of dependence. Today's civility and politeness are all due to unfamiliarity.
16. I don't want to take off the sun hat you gave me.
17. Put a little cuckold on you and turn around when you laugh and cry.
18. It's dark, you can't see my tears; Because I fought back my tears, I smiled miserably.
19. I was afraid that you would come to me when the phone was turned off, but I forgot that you didn't take the initiative once when there was electricity.
20. Sometimes, everyone is like a fish in a fish tank. A lot of what they want to say becomes a series of periods as soon as they open their mouths, and they all stay in their hearts silently in the end.
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