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How to respond tactfully and politely to others that I am short?

How to respond tactfully and politely to others that I am short? 1, I am so short that my future boyfriend can kiss me as soon as he bows his head!

2. The essence focuses on IQ and EQ.

What does it matter to you that I am short?

People who dare to dislike my short stature have been forgotten in the long river of years. Which stream are you?

5. Am I short and headstrong?

How to fight back when others say that your breasts are small, are the girls too witty? I feel good. I can move freely. Do you think we girls' bodies must look like you are satisfied? Joke, how long has your mouth been away from that big one, and you still come here to mutter? Don't worry, you can bear it in about a year.

People say I have a fat face. How should I answer tactfully? When I took off my clothes, my bones were bare and my head was taken away. They're all idiots.

No, if you have a fat face, you will have more brains unless you have more meat. Besides, even if you don't have more brains, but more meat, others won't see it. Just say, "Big head, more brains, smarter than your doll, little garbage." You can also hide it.

Tell you, you don't have to reduce facial fat and make facial muscles degenerate. Tell you a few hidden methods:

First, hair, hair 3, 5 cm, sideburns just to the ears, bangs in front of half of the forehead, do not comb neatly, let it fluffy, or blow it with a hair dryer. Liu Hai floats at 45 degrees. This is still very handsome and young.

Second, the beard, leave a beard on the temple to cover up the muscles or fat on the temple. Very manly, making people feel mature and secure.

Third, don't close your mouth, relax and open it, don't open it too wide, and there should be a distance between your upper and lower teeth. In this way, the face is elongated and the meat is scattered. This is still cool, don't cross it, it will be ugly.

That's what I do, but sometimes I forget. Just get used to it. Students can subtract the second item, which has little effect.

People say I'm short, how should I fight back? There's no need to fight back. Being short is a fact.

And unable to defend the facts.

As long as you are better than him in some way, you are better than him, and you are more comfortable alive than him. There's nothing to feel inferior about.

How can I fight back when people say I'm your father? In the name of "your father"

Oh, hello, your father.

How to politely refuse to help others,

Beyond sb.' s ability,

Talk about your difficulties,

that's it

People say I am witty in answering others. Sometimes people say this because they admire you, because few people will offend others like this. Being a part of it will make others feel smart.

When someone says I'm rude, you should make sure whether you want to wait for her here, and then you can act on your own after you get the answer. And don't always call me aunt, you should call me elder sister.

How can you fight back when others speak ill of you? Don't be more angry with such people. Fight back with a smile. He actually used HuaLiYouHua to * * him.

How can I refute others' claim that I am short? "I only heard that it is too stupid, and I have never heard of what is wrong with being short."

Such a person had better ignore him. There is a saying that "the banker always thinks big" * * thinks that the bigger the better, the higher the better?

I didn't find any benefits except having an advantage over others. Aren't all tall and short people human? Shouldn't they all live in peace? High sense of security? Can you play at a high level? It doesn't seem to matter. Fighting depends on strength and speed. You must be beautiful and handsome if you are tall? The reason why models choose tall people is because the stage is too far away from people, and they can only see clearly when they are bigger. In fact, no matter who is tall or short, good temperament will do. All tall and short people should live in harmony and treat others equally. Don't always look at others with contempt, always feel that others are not as good as you.