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Dog days care about text messages.

1, the dog days' greetings are warm and give you warm care; The greetings in dog days are warm and send you warm wishes; The greetings in dog days are cool, which gives you the coolness in summer. Bless your friends, health and happiness will follow.

2. Send you? Whoosh? The cool wind is blowing. Send you? Hey? The heavy rain pounded the ground. Send you? Gollum? Drink more boiled water. Send you? Tick-tock? , bless SMS sending. Send you? Huh? , not afraid of dog days.

3. The newspaper: 20 1 1 August 11day, the United Nations China Committee for Heatstroke Prevention and Cooling solemnly stated that in order to ensure the national safety in summer, the following policies were formulated:1,and the salary of those who received the blessing message was increased to 1.5 times. The salary of the person who forwarded the text message tripled. In order to ensure the implementation of this policy, Obama, Mubarak, bin Laden (photo version), Wendi Deng and others were specially invited as honorary supervisors. I hope that all units will seriously implement it and do not make mistakes.

4. The dog days are full of anger, and I am very nervous when things are unfair. I am calm and calm, angry and painful. Peace of mind, good mood, calm and practical.

Flowers are my greetings, rain is my concern, and you are my most sincere friend. In the hot dog days, I would like to relieve the heat for you and give you an ice cream wish. May you be cool.

6, lotus fragrance knows summer, friendship is like wine, I wish you a worry-free life; Time flies, suddenly looking back, a blessing is always the same; It's dog days again. I've been greeting for a long time. It's awesome. May your life be happy and carefree!

7, dog days, don't worry, make you happy, solve riddles on the lanterns? Three horizontal, three vertical, three left and three press. ? Type a word. That's right. Can I give you one? Sen? Lin, let you cool off; Wrong guess, give you a hectare? Sen? Lin, you are cold in the dog days!

8. Friends are dreams, sleeping and waking up are sweet; Friends are wine, the fragrance remains the same, and Kerwin Chen remains the same; Friends are blood, flowing in the heart forever; Friends are fate, and they will stay together for a lifetime and will not change. The dog days are coming again, and my blessings are not shallow. May your life be wider and wider; My blessing is endless. May your life be cool and boundless, and happiness will always accompany your happy life!

9. Hot and dry weather is especially suitable for you? Jingxin oral liquid? Composition: Enjoy yourself, take it lightly, and have no distractions. Instructions for use: Take it three times a day in dog days. Efficacy: After taking it, you will feel refreshed and refreshed. I wish you a happy dog days and three blessings every day!

10, dog days, send you? Three elimination? : First, it is comfortable, second, it is refreshing, and third, it is happy. Send you again? San Xiao? : One smile can solve all troubles, two smiles can shake the spirit, and San Xiao remains young. Have a good time.

1 1, Sanfu Health Song: Don't go outdoors in high temperature to prevent heatstroke and sunburn. Go to bed early and get up early, remember to be energetic and confident, eat and drink less, rinse your mouth with salt water from time to time, drink boiled water when drinking water, make up according to your constitution, and always remember to cool down and prevent heatstroke.

12. It's really hot in dog days. The sun is really big and the temperature is really high. It's really hard to calm down for a while. The dog days are really quiet and the food is very light. It is true to pay attention to heatstroke prevention in dog days.

13, dog days, ask for cooling. Eat a watermelon and blow a fan. It doesn't feel anything. Chewing ice cubes, blowing air conditioning, a little cold. Walking into the ice cave, visiting the glacier, my teeth tremble. Not enough, find a peak jump, absolutely ice!

14, dog days, I know you are hot and dry. I specialize in collecting cheerful words edited by Yulu, picking flowers and immersing myself in people's blessings, collecting cool breeze and sending fresh short messages. I wish you a happy and good mood every dog day!

15, part I: dog days, dog days, hot as fire, not volts. Bottom line: six clear drinks, clear drinks and clear food, sweet is clear, clear is clear. Horizontal comment: Although the hot summer duel is not neat, it is full of blessings. I wish the dog cool and the six gods are at peace.

16, Buddha said: In dog days, more communication and contact will make you feel much better, drink more water and sweat more, and your body will be much better. I said: I want to wish you a lot of happiness and happiness in the dog days, and I hope my blessing can bring you coolness.

17, someone asked me what my wish was. I hope to be a towering tree, shielding you from the sun and bringing you coolness in such dog days. Pay attention to rest in dog days, and don't get heatstroke!

18, three days to send you six hearts and one reminder: peace of mind, relaxation of mind, openness of mind, peace of mind, clarity of mind and emotional activity. Remind you to share these six hearts with the closest person.

19, Confucius said: Not afraid of coming from afar? Is it healthy to eat less cold drinks and popsicles? Isn't it a gentleman to receive blessings and forward them to friends? Zi Gong answered: (Yes, yes!

20. On the dog days, I will give you three gifts: a good song "Rain in March", a good book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and a good movie "San Xiao". I wish you a cool, happy and comfortable life!

2 1, Liu Zhaolian: What makes people most tired is not the distance of the road, but the anguish of the soul and the heat of the dog. Although life is always miserable, there is friendship on the way to success. A friend is an umbrella in the rain, and it won't make life miserable again. Let's turn to the subject with a cool illusion. Today, the theme of dog days is transferred to the Universiade, a 5-gold coin. . . .

22. It's so hot in dog days, I recommend you to watch a cold joke. Cold and cold will kill you. I recommend you to see Mango Taiwan, Lei and Lei Siyou. I suggest you send more text messages and have fun.

23, dog days to send you a happy Rubik's cube. One side is floating clouds, and the other side is cool. I wish you stay away from the high temperature and surrender your troubles. There is wind on one side and rain on the other. I wish you rain or shine I miss you while worrying about you. I wish you happiness every day and comfort forever.

24. It is very important to keep in good health in the dog days. Drinking more boiled water, drinking less cups and sweating more is better than eating a big meal. Keep enough salt, pay attention to pH, know your physique, and choose a water bottle according to your physique.

25. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in dog days. In order to test and prevent heatstroke, a special summer table is issued: summer rain bursts to relieve summer heat, drink more green tea to reduce dryness, prevent insect bites from Wen Zi, be optimistic and worry-free, and exercise, especially in Beijing. If you can keep reading and understanding, congratulations on your heatstroke!

26. In the face of dog days, generations have spent this way: Mao said:? Land reform fans can cool down. ? Deng said: turning on the air conditioner can cool down. ? Jiang said: Linjiang is naturally cool. ? Nonsense:? The wind comes from all directions, and the waves come from all directions. Relax naturally. ? Rumor:? Cooling down depends on natural habits, and people's lives can be relaxed. ?

27, dog days, health gifts, 3 kinds to send you: 1 mung bean soup, stay away from mung bean soup for three days, the brazier above your head is safe; 2 Free and unfettered fan, three volts will not leave the free and unfettered fan, and the coolness will come and the sorrow will dissipate; 3 A smiling tiger, a smiling tiger who has been with you for three days, will always be full of youthful spirit. I wish you peace, health and happiness.

28. Liu Zhaolian: The most tiring thing is not the distance of the road, but the anguish of the soul and the heat of the dog. Although life is always miserable, there is friendship on the way to success. A friend is an umbrella in the rain, and it won't make life miserable again. Let's turn to the subject with a cool illusion. Today, the theme of dog days is transferred to the Universiade, a 5-gold coin. . . .

29. Be happy every day, be optimistic every day, and don't back down when you encounter difficulties, so that you will feel a little cold when it is hot.

30. The dog days are terrible, and the heat is outrageous. You should pay attention to your work and rest. If you feel uncomfortable, use it quickly. Don't wait until you faint. Send short messages to good friends, wishing everyone a good mood and kindness.

3 1, the dog days are coming again. Knowing that you are sultry, I send sincere wishes: capture true love in love, gain happiness in work, gain enthusiasm in career, and gain health in health preservation. I hope you can catch the coolness in my short message. If you forward it, you will catch a double happiness!

32. The dog days are sultry and humid, which is easy to induce epidemic diseases. Swimming Tai Chi plus tourism, proper exercise, good physical fitness, sweet and refreshing daily diet, acid food with watermelon, good products for invigorating qi and removing fire, milk, fruits and vegetables. I wish you a cool and pleasant stay here!

33. When the weather is hot, rest more, work more than enough time, the weather is stuffy and you are in a good mood. It's hot in the dog days, and mobile phone text messages can't be idle. Tell relatives and friends that heatstroke prevention is the most important thing.

34, dog days are doomed, health depends on yourself! Drink more water and eat less wine all day; Take more walks in the morning and stay at home less during the day; The room is ventilated, and there is nothing wrong with blowing less air conditioning; Calm down, just have a good attitude!

35, dog days, send three blessings: the wife is obedient, obedient, well-off, rich, peaceful and blessed. I wish you a good mood every dog days, easy to get paid, happy life, and happy dog days!

36. In dog days, the hot sun outside is annoying. I only hate not being cold for nine days, and I feel impatient and angry. Expect information to reduce fire, and information will shock the mobile phone. This information will bring a sudden heart rain, and my heart will be as cool as Mu Feng. So I'll give you the information and let you take a bath in Mu Feng.

37. There are three good medicines in dog days: lead a clean and honest life, wash your hands and bathe frequently, and relax; Clear stomach, light diet, clear internal heat, and innocent viscera; Let your mind rest, your mind will naturally calm and cool, and you won't feel bored and dry.

38. I give you three blessings in dog days: I wish you a cool breeze in your heart, a light rain on your body and a golden rain in Yin Xue. It is said that every time you forward 10 messages, you will realize a blessing wish. It's up to you

39. In the past three days, I have come to the trick: get enough rest and sleep, avoid catching a cold, cover the quilt, clean the skin, take a bath frequently, fruits and vegetables are indispensable, and adjusting the diet is the most important.

40. I'll be your electric fan and blow away the high temperature. I'll be your electric mosquito swatter and electrocute the mosquitoes that bite you. I'll make you a wet towel and wipe the sweat off your forehead. I'll be your sunscreen to prevent ultraviolet rays from turning you into little black charcoal! Call me if you need anything!

4 1, drink more water in dog days, and the water has its own cool dew. Tea should be tasted in dog days, and there is a secret recipe for relieving summer heat in tea. Eat more melons in dog days, and there is a cooling method in melons. You should send more text messages in dog days, and the letter has its own voodoo. Send a text message home, and happiness is knocking at the door.

42. What do you mean, today is dog days? Of course happiness will stick to you? Wisdom Fofo Agbo? Good luck is relaxed by you? v? Minister Xiang is here, darling? v? . Dog days, I wish you a good mood in dog days!

43. How about three volts? Coming; What about the sun? Big; What about the temperature? Hot weather; What about friends? This is it; What about the text message? Here we are. Care? I see; Blessing, just look: I wish you no heatstroke in the dog days, happy and in a good mood!

44. The hot sun is hanging high above your head. At this time, health care is very important. Be careful to eat greasy sweets and exercise more in the morning and evening. Don't eat cold and crisp when invigorating qi, and don't eat hot and sour and salty when getting angry. The treatment of winter diseases in summer is exquisite, and hot compress can cure arthritis. Chinese medicine and western medicine don't have to be used, and spend the summer happily.

45. "The dog days are coming, the summer heat is rising, and you can't forget to care about greetings. Give priority to health, don't be too tired to prevent heatstroke. Although you and I are very busy, I wish your family health. I wish you a happy dog days, my friend! " ;