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Anatomy of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" (2)

The previous article talked about the first two separations between Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu, and the following is Yang Guo’s experience after the second separation (Xiao Longnu went back to the ancient tomb directly. In addition to running away, her experience this time Go to the Heroes Conference to find Yang Guo (except for Yang Guo).

Yang Guo has always had a lot of luck with women in his life. He hugged Li Mochou when he was a child. When he was separated from Xiao Longnu for the first time, he met Hong Lingbo outside the ancient tomb and used the opportunity to take advantage of Hong Lingbo. He returned to ancient times. After the tomb, he hugged Li Mochou again (I thought that Li Mochou had been hugged by Yang Guo twice all his life, and the last time she was confused and infatuated; so don't talk about bitterness and hatred, the seven emotions and six desires are The fundamentals of human beings are that force is useless, and natural guidance is the best strategy. Of course, it is even more undesirable to be like Li Mochou who is trapped by love and harms others and himself in a perverted way.) However, he did not gain much experience in sexual matters from this experience. He just acted in a hurry. Do what nature does.

The key is that in this second experience, he met Lu Wushuang and Wanyanping respectively, and became intimate with them both, and it was him who took the initiative. So this second experience is very important to him, it can be regarded as the stage of sexual enlightenment.

The climax of the intimate contact between Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang was when he was setting her bones. The original text describes it like this: "Yang Guo was in love for the first time. He smelled the fragrance of her virgin body, and his heart couldn't help but It was pounding. ... Yang Guo's hands were trembling slightly as he unbuttoned her bellyband. When he saw her cheese-like breasts, he didn't dare to touch them with his hands. ... Yang Guo was startled and reached out to touch her ribs. Her skin was as smooth as gel, and her body felt like an electric shock, as if she had been touched by charcoal fire. He immediately withdrew his hands...but when he saw the moonlight reflecting on his face, his cheeks were blushing, and his expression was coy, and he peeked at her face..."

The original work contains a lot of details about the plot here, but here I only selected the most critical details about Yang Guo’s performance and excerpted them. At that time, Lu Wushuang had her acupuncture points tapped by Yang Guo (for fear that she would scream in pain and alert Li Mochou's master and disciples), not only did his actions not go out of line in the slightest, he did not even have sexual thoughts. Such a detailed The description is enough to show that Yang Guo was just an innocent boy at that time and knew nothing about men and women.

However, this was not over yet. Later, Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang lay on the same bed all night, and Lu Wushuang felt slightly disappointed when he saw that Yang Guo "didn't make any movement at all." It seems that it is natural for girls to mature earlier than boys. Girls have long understood things about sex that boys just don't understand yet. Of course, Yang Guo still had some sexual awareness. He got up earlier than Lu Wushuang. When "the sun was rising at this moment, it was the time when passion was at its peak", he had sexual fantasies: "Thinking of her when setting bones." The beauty of her breasts is even more irresistible." It's a pity that the kiss didn't last and instead woke up Lu Wushuang.

Throughout the book, Lu Wushuang and Yang Guo will never have the opportunity to have such close contact again. Although she appears in later plots, her biggest role seems to be to personally provide Yang Guo with sexual enlightenment experience. . But why do so many female supporting characters choose her? It can only be said to be a personality relationship. She has a fiery temperament and is very competitive. In addition, she has a lame foot and is affected by some of Li Mochou's temperament. Her temperament can be described as surly and abnormal, otherwise she would not have conflicts with Taoist priests and beggars and get acquainted with Yang Guo. .

Who is Yang Guo? An extremely smart and cunning person, his clever ideas will come in handy when dealing with Lu Wushuang. As the saying goes, "No acquaintance without fighting", without conflict, there is no opportunity for in-depth communication; therefore, naturally, Yang Guo saw Lu Wushuang's beautiful breasts, and Lu Wushuang also developed a secret affection for Yang Guo.

It is conceivable that if Lu Wushuang at this moment was her cousin Cheng Ying who had a completely opposite temperament to her, would these things still happen? Even if they met by chance and got to know each other, Cheng Ying would not have known each other because he offended others and was besieged and was rescued by Yang Guo, nor would they have broken ribs and been chased by Li Mochou, let alone together. Pretending to be a bride and groom, she slept with a ***!

Later, another female supporting character appeared who had a great influence on Yang Guo.

Yang Guo and Lu Wushuang peeked out of the window to see Yeluqi and Wanyanping fighting each other inside the house. As a result, he saw that Wanyanping's expression when she was about to commit suicide was like Xiao Longnu's expression when she was separated from him, so he "I couldn't help but be so crazy that I didn't even know where I was." It seemed that his sexual consciousness was beginning to awaken, because he could already vaguely feel why Xiao Longnu was so hurt that day that she left him in a rage. .

Moreover, he also learned to be jealous, because when Wanyanping left later, Yeluyan made a joke about his brother (the hidden meaning was that her brother liked Wanyanping). The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. When Yang Guo heard this, he "suddenly felt sour in his heart for no reason." Since Wanyanping reminds him of Little Dragon Girl, Wanyanping has symbolic meaning in his heart, and he will have the urge to imagine it; and once a man becomes jealous because of his belonging to the opposite sex, it means that His concept of love has been initially formed.

After that, he found Wanyanping and taught her how to fight Yeluqi, but Wanyanping failed again, and they met again outside by the river. After several close contacts with Wan Yanping, Yang Guo finally understood one thing. The original text described it very clearly: "When he saw this reaction that day, he was still a chaotic young man, and he always respected the little dragon girl. He had no idea what it meant, but since he came down from the mountain, he had sex with Lu Wushuang for a few days, and now he was rubbing hands with Wanyan Ping's temples. Suddenly, a lightbulb flashed in his heart, and he suddenly realized that this tender affection for Xiao Longnu was the beginning. After understanding it, I couldn't help but feel so frustrated that I almost wanted to crash to death on a big tree."

From then on, he finally realized it, and then he vented all his thoughts and feelings on Wanyanping's eyelids. Why did he only kiss the eyes? It was only because of Wanyanping's eyes that he remembered Xiao Longnu before, so he wanted to express his longing for Xiao Longnu here and make up for his frustration.

However, fortunately, Cheng Ying appeared when the love was deep and alerted Yang Guo and Wanyan Ping. Otherwise, if it had been a while longer, Yang Guo would not be able to control himself and did something I'm sorry for Xiaolong. Women's affairs. Jin Daxia's arrangement is ingenious. Wan Yanping's personality is completely different from Lu Wushuang. Yang Guo can have a completely new experience in the process of getting along with Wan Yanping. This is why he has a more ideal image of Xiao Longnu. people and express their emotions.

In this way, Wan Yanping has completed the task of "fulfilling Yang Guo's emotional sustenance", which will facilitate her future development on the road of "marrying Xiao Wu". Having a good female partner will naturally not be wasted. Combining with another male partner is the result of optimal allocation of resources.

For male protagonists in martial arts novels, it is not enough to simply have wonderful emotional experiences. They must also occasionally encounter adventures and practice various advanced martial arts. Otherwise, they will not be able to enjoy "fighting monsters" in subsequent plots. experience. This time Yang Guo's "skill upgrade" took place on the top of Huashan Mountain. It was also on the top of this mountain that he watched his adoptive father Ouyang Feng and the old hero Hong Qigong embrace each other and laugh to death, and he learned everything. The method of beating a dog with a stick and how to crack it.

In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", the five extraordinary powers are dead, and Huashan is the most famous mountain among them; in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", the only four remaining extraordinary powers are dead again With the death of Xi Du and Bei Bei, Huashan also faded out of the sight of martial arts people.

If you want to say which mountain is the most famous in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", it must be Zhongnan Mountain, and this is Wang Chongyang's hometown. What does this mean? Wang Chongyang was a righteous man who fought against the Jin Dynasty, and Zhongnan Mountain was his base. Therefore, the threat from Mongolia to the Southern Song Dynasty in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" was already very serious. In "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", the threat of the Jin Kingdom to the Southern Song Dynasty has basically disappeared (at that time, the Jin Kingdom was gradually weakening and Mongolia was gradually getting stronger), so martial arts people had free time to engage in Huashan Swordsmanship. Huashan Mountain is famous for this. .

It was in this context that Yang Longlian's relationship went through many twists and turns, and they were never able to get together smoothly the first few times.

The harder it is to get something, the more precious it is, and the harder it is to get love, the more touching it is. Coupled with the background of the era of facing the pressure of foreign invasion and the threat of national destruction and family destruction, readers can't help but be moved by this kind of love, and will be impressed by it. They feel admired and appreciate a kind of artistic expression that is both grand and delicate!

After Yang Guo went down to Huashan Mountain and Xiao Longnu came out of the ancient tomb, they both went to the Heroes Conference together. The plot during the entire Heroes Conference was very exciting, but here we only talk about issues related to Yang Longlian.

First of all, the first question is, why did Guo Jing strongly oppose Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu being together? First, excerpt the original sentence and analyze it carefully: "Guo Jing respected his master the most in his life. He was so angry that he rushed up, took a step forward, and reached out to grab his (that is, Yang Guo) chest."

That’s right, Guo Jing’s thorn in the side of “respecting his master the most in his life”. Don’t forget, Guo Jing has a female master named “Yue Nv Sword” Han Xiaoying. Han Xiaoying treated Guo Jing like her own son. The author was very moved by the details of how he cared for Guo Jing in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". In the end, she died on Peach Blossom Island with the other "Four Heroes" She was married, so her position in Guo Jing's heart was as important as that of his own mother! Guo Jing's mind doesn't work very fast, so he likes to think directly. Yang Guo braved the disapproval of the world and publicly announced in front of all the heroes that he would marry his master, Xiao Longnu. Guo Jing only had to imagine that he would burst into anger before he could even breathe?

Besides, Yang Guo also worshiped Huang Rong as his teacher. No matter how much he thought about it, Guo Jing couldn't figure it out. At that time, Guo Jing took action with all his strength, because he "threw Xiao Longnu more than ten feet away with one swing", but "Yang Guo grabbed him and lost all his strength." This was serious, Yang Guo would be killed in his hands almost in the blink of an eye, as long as Yang Guo's words were slightly careless.

Unexpectedly, Yang Guo was really stubborn. Guo Jing was really sad. He had "a sad face and was extremely discouraged." I really feel sorry for Guo Jing. He does mean good things to Yang Guo, but due to Yang Guo's personality, the more others push him, the more stubborn he becomes (I guess the rebellious psychology of adolescence also plays a role).

The original work also pointed out why Yang Guo was wrong to do this. The general meaning is: There is nothing wrong with men and women loving each other. What is wrong is to openly challenge secular human ethics, which disrupts the social atmosphere and corrupts the rules. Especially since he had become a public figure at that time (he had made great contributions to the Central Plains martial arts world and was also Guo Jing's adopted nephew), his words and deeds had a great impact on ordinary people.

Not to mention, this is very important. Later, why did Yang Guo keep the divine eagle with him? Why is it said that he and the Divine Eagle are both teachers and friends? It was because later on that his influence became greater and he had to be cautious in everything he said and did, so he gave the title of Master to the Divine Eagle, so that he and Xiao Longnu could become husband and wife naturally. This is why he later did not call him Xiao Longnu. The reason why he called her "Long'er" instead of "Aunt".

Of course, what prompted the two of them to separate for the third time was not Guo Jing's obstruction, but personality differences.

I have already analyzed the incompatibility of their personalities in the previous article. This is a "ticking time bomb" that may explode at any time. This third separation is when the "ticking bomb" explodes. Caused by. From this point of view, not only do you need to have adventures and learn powerful martial arts to help you upgrade and "fight monsters" in the future, but this road to love also requires you to constantly seize opportunities to continuously improve and upgrade your own view of the world of love.

Since Xiao Longnu ran away, we can only look for her as we did after the last separation, so that the experience after the third separation can be revealed.

(To be continued)