A selection of humorous and funny jokes and short sentences to be posted on Moments

If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend? In a simple and boring life, you will often share good sentences, famous quotes, heartfelt words, etc. You can use some sentences to express your mood at the moment. What kind of sentences can avoid making mistakes? The following is a collection of "humorous and funny jokes and short sentences to send to Moments" carefully compiled by me for your reference and use. Please collect and share them. Humorous short sentences to post on Moments (Part 1)

1. I was wandering on the street last night, and I saw your mother sneaking away on the street without leaving her clothes

2. There were so many classes, I just took them every day and didn’t even know their names.

3. The reason why you scold me is because you don’t understand me. When you understand me, you may chop me with a knife.

4. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and affection. It is the distance between the bed and the outside of the bed in winter.

5. Idiot Yan Jun, you are becoming more and more impure... don’t drink pure milk in the future.

6. You can’t lose weight just by smiling, because you don’t have a face to lose weight.

7. The old woman on the Naihe Bridge is already selling Pepsi Cola. How can you ask me to forget you?

8. My sister is digging for gold, don’t make any noise, don’t make any noise! You are so noisy that Jie Dou doesn’t want to remain silent anymore, how can you dig for gold!

9. If your ex-boyfriend and your current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

10. I began to understand that it was just a casual romance, but it didn’t matter because there were so many lifetimes.

11. During the holidays, besides missing you, I still miss you.

12. Don’t think that you can pretend to be a gourd baby just because you have a piece of shit on your head. .

13. You need to queue up for birth, but you can jump in line for death.

14. I feel like I have amnesia, and I forget the fact that I have no money as soon as I enter the mall.

15. Life is actually very simple, but we always make it very complicated unconsciously.

16. Be my girlfriend. I’ll give you the big sister’s seat in the kindergarten.

17. The clever monster recorded Tang Monk’s tightening curse.

18. Being handsome does not depend on your parents, but living a handsome life is a real skill. Humorous short sentences to post on WeChat Moments (Part 2)

19. True love is not afraid of the test of distance. Believe in it.

20. First, I wish China prosperity, secondly, celebrate the people's well-being, thirdly, sing for world peace, fourthly, dance for happiness in life, five-liters of wealth and prosperity, and sixth-grade, good luck in the new year.

21. I have always wanted to become a monk, but there was something in my heart that I couldn’t let go of. --I don't have a girlfriend yet.

22. After many years, if you get married, and if I don’t, I’ll tell your son to be careful on the way home from school.

23. Others stay in bed because they are rich and can sleep as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money. I can save one meal, just one meal.

24. Winter is gone, spring is here, you are here, he is leaving, and you will be sad again. I hope you don’t think too much. When he is gone, I will take care of you until you come back. Come back to him! Happy New Year, hubby!

25. Do you know why I get up early every morning? Then I will say silently in my heart, I haven’t finished my homework.

26. Sleep as late as you want. I stay in bed because I have no money. If I can save a meal, it is a meal.

27. When we were children, we were destined to be princesses. When we grow up, we will be spoiled by our relatives and friends and develop princess disease.

28. Confession on April Fool’s Day is nothing, confession on Qingming Festival is the way to go. If you are rejected, you can say it. I was possessed by a ghost just now...

29. No matter how miserable life is, the poet cannot be crushed, but printing errors can kill him.

30. Life is ruthless, how can we have any illusions and hopes?

31. Non-mainstream people either lower their heads or cover their mouths. Can you try something else?

32. The ship can be temporarily anchored, but the sail cannot stop choosing its direction.

33. Don’t always be nice to me. Is it possible that just chatting with me all day long will make you **?

34. The Year of the Sheep is over and the Year of the Sheep is here. Pick a thousand stars to light your way forward. Plant a thousand roses to make you intoxicated every day. Fold a thousand paper cranes to let you fly with joy and sing. A thousand ballads wish you good luck and worry-free, and a thousand text messages are compiled to make you warm and romantic. Wish you good luck in the Year of the Sheep!

35. You went shopping without makeup in the morning and accidentally met Ultraman. He said that the dinosaurs were not extinct.

36. Acridine~, I suddenly discovered that "If you are safe, the sky will be sunny" is a curse, a humorous short sentence to post on Moments (Part 3)

37. I shouldn’t have failed the class, but I just failed it happily, and there were more than one class.

38. I also hope that one day I can see the sea at my doorstep.

39. Don’t pose in front of me next time. I'm afraid I can't help but drop the camera.

40. Cowardice will only earn the humble sympathy of others.

41. The world laughs at me for being so crazy, but I laugh at the world for seeing it so quickly.

42. Only a fat body can carry my heavy soul.

43. Sometimes lies are like lines, which can only be spoken after they have been memorized.

44. You must have a few friends of the opposite sex. Friends who have no unreasonable thoughts are the ones who will help you with advice at critical times.

45. When humans think, God laughs; when subordinates think, bosses get angry; when children think, adults become worried.

46. Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, it is easy for others to forgive him. Ugly people cannot be forgiven by others just because of their appearance, let alone whether they have made a mistake or not.

47. What I think about most at work is what I will do after get off work. What I think about most after get off work is not knowing what I will do after work.

48. Lies are like crystal balls. They look beautiful on the surface, but once the illusion is broken, they will be exposed.

49. I can take secret photos, but I warn you, you must use a beauty camera.

50. Everyone sleeps during class, forms a team for games after school, the whole class collapses at the end of the semester, and everyone doesn’t know how to do it during the exam.

51. Flowers don’t always bloom, and youth doesn’t always last. Fall in love while you are still young.

52. It is said that life is like a play, and play is like life, so why not just go and sing a play?

53. Of course, before you shoot a man, shoot a horse first, and when you get married, you must first buy a house; as for catching the thief first, To capture the king, you must coax your mother-in-law; if you want your girlfriend to go with you, drink good wine with your husband first!